Song Parodies -> Georgey Was a Drug Abuser
| Original Song Title: | "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver" |
| Original Performer: | Primus |
| Parody Song Title: | "Georgey Was a Drug Abuser" |
| Parody Written by: | Yo Mom |
"Georgey" is George W. Bush, thats all I have to say
Georgey was a drug abuser
He smoked so much crack
Never did get good grades in school
But he always got to do his smack
Georgey was a drug abuser he'd say
Houston number one
With president father and a huge family fortune
He'd light cigars for a little fun
Ah...
Ah...
Laura Bush was a librarian
Midland Texas library
George'd be a wealthy man if he got a dime for all the
Times that Laura yelled at him
Laura Bush was angry
And one he got drunk one last time
She took him to rehab and made him quit
At the age of 45
Ah...
Ah...
(Heh heh heh, redneck will smoke!)
Georgey was a drug abuser
22 years old
Had too many cold-bars oen night
And started drivein' around Kennebunkport (oh no!)
(In backgrund, toward the very end of the song: I know how hard it is to put food on your family, cause it was hard for me when I was a drunk drug abuser, and it still is today)
He smoked so much crack
Never did get good grades in school
But he always got to do his smack
Georgey was a drug abuser he'd say
Houston number one
With president father and a huge family fortune
He'd light cigars for a little fun
Ah...
Ah...
Laura Bush was a librarian
Midland Texas library
George'd be a wealthy man if he got a dime for all the
Times that Laura yelled at him
Laura Bush was angry
And one he got drunk one last time
She took him to rehab and made him quit
At the age of 45
Ah...
Ah...
(Heh heh heh, redneck will smoke!)
Georgey was a drug abuser
22 years old
Had too many cold-bars oen night
And started drivein' around Kennebunkport (oh no!)
(In backgrund, toward the very end of the song: I know how hard it is to put food on your family, cause it was hard for me when I was a drunk drug abuser, and it still is today)
Thats all
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DKTOS, but the sentiment is a five.
well said even though I DKTOS
IKTOS, and the sentiment is a one.
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