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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Primus that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 23 misheard song lyrics for Primus on amIright currently.

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"'South Park' Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ample parking, day or night
People farting, hardly ever.
Original Lyrics:
Ample parking, day or night
People spouting, 'Howdy, Neighbor!'
"'South Park' Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anvil parking day or night
People shouting "Party, never!"
Original Lyrics:
Ample parking day or night
People shouting "Howdy, neighbour!"
"Fish On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my flavored Doritos
And my horse-like fist.
Original Lyrics:
Taco flavored Doritos
And my orange life vest.
"Golden Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He stepped up to the podium

You could tell that bothered me
Original Lyrics:
He stepped up to the podium You could tell that boy was mean
"John The Fisherman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He has no time for the strong girls
Original Lyrics:
He has no time for farmer's daughters
"John The Fisherman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The starboard bow
Oh my God well blow me down
Original Lyrics:
The starboard bow
Oh my God we're going down
"Lacquer Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on sniffin' to your Pringles pot
Original Lyrics:
Keep on sniffin' until yer brain goes pop
"My Name Is Mud" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby's butt
Original Lyrics:
My name is mud.
"Pork Soda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Canadian frank)
Original Lyrics:
(You made me run)
Thank you
"Pork Soda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sippin' down them Kansas wine.
Original Lyrics:
Sippin' down them cans o' swine.
"Sgt. Baker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Psychic n***** is my name.
Original Lyrics:
Sgt. Baker is my name.
"Sgt. Baker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Psycho Baker is my name.
Original Lyrics:
Sgt. Baker is my name.
"Sgt. Baker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saggy Bacon is my name.
Original Lyrics:
Sgt. Baker is my name.
"Sgt. Baker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saggy Bacon is my name
Original Lyrics:
Sgt. Baker is my name.
"Sgt. Baker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sgt. Baker hearing aid
Original Lyrics:
Sgt. Baker here again.
"Shake Hands With Beef" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Puff, do you want a smoke?
Shake hands with beef.
Original Lyrics:
Puff Tijuana Smalls
Shake hands with beef.
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your parking, day or night
Original Lyrics:
Ample parking, day or night
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Humble folks without sensation
Original Lyrics:
Humble folks without temptation
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat TVs
Original Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat titties
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pimples stating, "How's your neighbor?"
Original Lyrics:
People saying, "Howdy, neighbor!"
"Spaghetti Western" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting around the house watching Evil Ed.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting around the house watching 'Evil Dead'.
"Too Many Puppies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many poppies
Original Lyrics:
Too many puppies
"Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My favorite is Taco Bell.
Original Lyrics:
The beaver eats Taco Bell.

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