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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Primus that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 42 misheard song lyrics for Primus on amIright currently.
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"'South Park' Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ample parking, day or night
People farting, hardly ever.
People farting, hardly ever.
Original Lyrics:
Ample parking, day or night
People spouting, 'Howdy, Neighbor!'
People spouting, 'Howdy, Neighbor!'
"'South Park' Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anvil parking day or night
People shouting "Party, never!"
People shouting "Party, never!"
Original Lyrics:
Ample parking day or night
People shouting "Howdy, neighbour!"
People shouting "Howdy, neighbour!"
"Coddingtown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But me I talked to the bullfrog, and he's truckin' down this way.
Original Lyrics:
But me I talked to the Mopar man, been talkin' now for days.
"Fish On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my flavored Doritos
And my horse-like fist.
And my horse-like fist.
Original Lyrics:
Taco flavored Doritos
And my orange life vest.
And my orange life vest.
"Golden Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He stepped up to the podium
You could tell that bothered me
You could tell that bothered me
Original Lyrics:
He stepped up to the podium You could tell that boy was mean
"Jerry Was a Race Car Driver" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy was a race car driver
Original Lyrics:
Jerry was a race car driver
"John The Fisherman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He has no time for the strong girls
Original Lyrics:
He has no time for farmer's daughters
"John The Fisherman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The starboard bow
Oh my God well blow me down
Oh my God well blow me down
Original Lyrics:
The starboard bow
Oh my God we're going down
Oh my God we're going down
"Lacquer Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on sniffin' to your Pringles pot
Original Lyrics:
Keep on sniffin' until yer brain goes pop
"Lacquer Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pimple-faced and rabbit-holey
Original Lyrics:
Pimple-faced and rather homely
"Pork Soda" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sippin' down them Kansas wine.
Original Lyrics:
Sippin' down them cans o' swine.
"Sgt. Baker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Psychic n***** is my name.
Original Lyrics:
Sgt. Baker is my name.
"Shake Hands With Beef" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Puff, do you want a smoke?
Shake hands with beef.
Shake hands with beef.
Original Lyrics:
Puff Tijuana Smalls
Shake hands with beef.
Shake hands with beef.
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your parking, day or night
Original Lyrics:
Ample parking, day or night
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Animal Crossing day or night
People sprouting "Holly diver!"
People sprouting "Holly diver!"
Original Lyrics:
Ample parking day or night
People shouting "Howdy neighbor!"
People shouting "Howdy neighbor!"
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly gays everywhere
Homo folks without temptations.
Homo folks without temptations.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation.
Humble folks without temptation.
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot potato, sweet potato
Hot potato, sweet potato.
Hot potato, sweet potato.
Original Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat t*tt*es
I like girls with big v*****s.
I like girls with big v*****s.
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Humble folks without sensation
Original Lyrics:
Humble folks without temptation
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just ate a big potato, I just ate a big potato
Original Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat t*tt*es
I like girls with big v*****s.
I like girls with big v*****s.
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just ate a big potato,
I just ate a big potato
I just ate a big potato
Original Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat t*tt*es
I like girls with big v*****s.
I like girls with big v*****s.
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just ate a big potato
I just ate a big potato
I just ate a big potato
Original Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat t*tt*es
I like girls with big v*****s.
I like girls with big v*****s.
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like beer and big fat Kenny!
I like beer and big fat Kenny!
I like beer and big fat Kenny!
Original Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat t*tt*es
I like girls with big vigynas.
I like girls with big vigynas.
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like girls and big fat kitties
or
I like girls and big fat piggies
or
I like girls and big fat piggies
Original Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat titties
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like girls on late night TV
Original Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat titties
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like girls with baby piggies
Original Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat titties
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like girls with big bad kitties
Original Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat titties
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat TVs
Original Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat titties
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Omple parking, save your night
Original Lyrics:
Ample parking, day or night
"South Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pimples stating, "How's your neighbor?"
Original Lyrics:
People saying, "Howdy, neighbor!"
"Spaghetti Western" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting around the house watching Evil Ed.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting around the house watching 'Evil Dead'.
"Theme from 'South Park'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friendly faces everywhere
Humboldt grows without temptation.
Humboldt grows without temptation.
Original Lyrics:
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation.
Humble folks without temptation.
"Theme from 'South Park'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenny kenny kenny kenny Kenny kenny kenny kenny
Original Lyrics:
I like girls with big fat t*tt*es I like girls with big v*****s.
"Theme from 'South Park'"
Misheard Lyrics:
People shouting, "Haole (howley), n****r"
Original Lyrics:
People spouting, "Howdy neighbor"
"Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My favorite is Taco Bell.
Original Lyrics:
The beaver eats Taco Bell.
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