Song Parodies -> Quarter Pound of Meat

Original Song Title:

"Shake Hands With Beef"

Original Performer:

Primus

  
Parody Song Title:

"Quarter Pound of Meat"

Parody Written by:

Polka Person

Nothin' like a song about McDonalds.
There's a time for fries and a time for cheese.
I say, gimme a Super Size, McNuggets ten piece.
French fries

When I roamed young, I'd scavenge round.
For Ronald McDonald in our little town.
French fries, so nice, to eat.

Go to McDonald's boys, get us some fries.
Get me a Super Size, quarter pound of meat!

No onions on mine, extra cheese.
Pickles and tomatoes and two slabs of meat.
That's fine, a buck thirty nine, what's on the dollar menu today.
I'd like, some french fries, to eat.

Let's have a burger boys, with a side of fries.
Extra Value Meal, a quarter pound of meat!
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MrMacphisto - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
The pacing was a little off, but I liked it.... funny lyrics, and a great original....

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