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Fun Music Information -> Jack Johnson

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Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Bubble Toes,"Toes aren't made of bubbles.Regina Grant

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Breakfast At Tiffany's," Deep Blue Something"Banana Pancakes," Jack Johnson
"I'm So Tired," The Beatles"Just Can't Go To Sleep," Jack Johnson
"What's For Dinner?," Bering Strait"Banana Pancakes," Jack Johnson
"Look At Me," John Lennon"If I Had Eyes," Jack Johnson
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Lake" originally "Flake"
Clucky The Chicken
"God People" originally "Good People"
Some think they are.
Peter
"Fake" originally "Flake"
Joe
"Goo People" originally "Good People"
Jessica Childress

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Bubble Tones" originally "Bubble Toes"
Stacy Poole
"Bubble Tomes" originally "Bubble Toes"
Stacy Poole
"Bandana Pancakes" originally "Banana Pancakes"
Whatever bandana pancakes would be!
Samantha Wayland
"Bubble Totes" originally "Bubble Toes"
Amy Grunt
"If It Had Eyes" originally "If I Had Eyes"
Regina

Change a Letter:

"Rubble Toes" originally "Bubble Toes"
Regina Olsen
"Baylor" originally "Taylor"
As in Don Baylor, former MLB designated hitter.
Lindsey Hihan
"Blake" originally "Flake"
A name that can pertain to either gender.
Logan
"Tailor" originally "Taylor"
Pronounced exactly the same as the original!
Spunky Brewster
"Bubble Toss" originally "Bubble Toes"
Then again, how can one toss a bubble?
Camira

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Broken""Smokin'"Hu's On First
"Upside Down""(You Look) Like a Clown"Rebekah Dub
"Better Together""Better With Mayonaise"Dan Creeden
"Upside Down""Britney Spears"LPG-Unit
"Taylor""Tailor"Senor Mierda
"Better Together""Sick Of The Weather"Mike K
"Sittin', Waitin', Wishin'""Sittin', Burpin', Fartin'"HVN

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Do You Remember?Alzheimers AssociationLaurlaur
FlakeHead and Shoulders Dandruff shampooK Flo

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Do You Remember?Any Amnesia or Alzheimer's organizationMandaRuth-a-licious
Bubble ToesPodiatrist's officeWahoowa

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
I Want to Touch You
   Catherine Wheel
With My Own Two Hands
   Jack Johnson
I Want to Touch You With My Own Two Hands
Rychendroll
James
   Josh Rouse
Taylor
   Jack Johnson
James Taylor
Did they know?
Paris Hilton is on Fire
Banana Pancakes
   Jack Johnson
Taco Grande
   Weird Al Yankovic
Grande Banana Taco Pancakes
I'm hurling at the thought of this.
Paris Hilton is on Fire

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Olivia Newton-Johnson
Olivia Newton-John combined with Jack Johnson
Another "nearly-wed".
Submitted By: Frosty The Cat
Big Brother Jack and The Johnson Holding Company
Big Brother and the Holding Company combined with Jack Johnson
Submitted By: Josh
Jack of Clubs
Jack Johnson combined with Breakfast Club
Submitted By: Little Old Lady Hoo
Jack of Diamonds
Jack Johnson combined with The Diamonds
A variation of nally's submission
Submitted By: Leslie

There are additional Jack Johnson Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Upside Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Posers say
or
Posters say
Original Lyrics:
Those who say
"Broken"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's feeling like my life is "find the mine"
Original Lyrics:
Well it's feeling like my life is finally mine
"You and Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you and your heart
Shouldn't feel so far apart
You can chew what you take
Why you gotta break and make it feel so hard
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you and your heart
Shouldn't feel so far apart
You can choose what you take
Why you gotta break and make it feel so hard
"Good People"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been changing shadows
I don't see them on the TV shows.
Original Lyrics:
I've been changing channels
I don't see them on the TV shows.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Broken"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's feeling like my life is "find the mine"
Original Lyrics:
Well it's feeling like my life is finally mine

Story about this misheard lyric by: Valentin

I always assumed he was singing about how he keeps putting his foot in it (like playing "minesweeper", in a figurative way). And not only could I really relate to that, I also thought that was a great way to phrase it. Quite some time went by before I finally found about the true lyrics, and I was extremely disappointed ;)

There are additional misheard stories available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Bubble Toes"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
La da da da da ta
Why They're Repetitive:
He says them over and over again like a chorus line.
Submitted by: David Pratter
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Flake"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It seems to me that "maybe",
It pretty much always means no
Why They're Nonsensical:
It can only be one or the other: pretty much or always, not both!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Taylor"
Opening Lines:
They say Taylor was a good girl never one to be late complain express ideas in her brain
Comments:
Submitted by: Tahleea
"Traffic in the Sky"
Opening Lines:
There's traffic in the sky and it doesn't seem to be getting much better
Comments:
Submitted by: J.D.
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Eat Or With M" originally "At Or With Me"
So, James Bond eats or stays with M?
Submitted by: Peter
"Goon" originally "Go On"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

No Jacks, John Submitted by: Kevin
Go fish!

Song Title Anagrams:

"Pee Pod Logo" originally "Good People"
Submitted by: Penny Nichols
"Eel Pod Pogo" originally "Good People"
Submitted by: Penny Nichols

Song Title Acrostics:

SIT: "Staple It Together"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
NOW: "No Other Way"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Band Name Spoonerisms:

John Jackson originally "Jack Johnson"
Submitted by: MOR
Jock Jansen originally "Jack Johnson"
Submitted by: Peter

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Son of a famous surfer"
If ice-skating is in Canadians' bloods, then surfing would be in Hawaiians'. Jack Johnson himself is a surfer, but his interest in surfing was influenced by his dad, Jeff, who is famous in Hawaii.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Boxing documentaries
The first black heavyweight champ was Jack Johnson
Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman

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