Fun Music Information -> Jack Johnson

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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Look At Me""If I Had Eyes," Jack JohnsonLizzie
"What You Want""Banana Pancakes," Jack JohnsonParis Hilton is on Fire
"Do You Remember""I Remember," Damien RiceFiona

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Lake" originally "Flake"
Clucky The Chicken
"God People" originally "Good People"
Some think they are.
Peter
"Fake" originally "Flake"
XYZ
"Goo People" originally "Good People"
Jessica Childress

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Bif, I Had Eyes" originally "If I Had Eyes"
But now, Bif, I have no eyes!
hamburger456

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Losing Dope" originally "Losing Hope"
Ashley Michelle McGowan
"Cookie Bar" originally "Cookie Jar"
Erm... Cookie bar? Er... That's just weird.
Livin' at Terrapin Station
"Fluke" originally "Flake"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Flame" originally "Flake"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Upside Down""Britney Spears"LPG-Unit
"Taylor""Tailor"Senor Mierda
"Better Together""Sick Of The Weather"Mike K
"Sittin', Waitin', Wishin'""Sittin', Burpin', Fartin'"HVN

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Do You Remember?Alzheimers AssociationLaurlaur
FlakeHead and Shoulders Dandruff shampooK Flo

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Do You Remember?Any Amnesia or Alzheimer's organizationMandaRuth-a-licious
Bubble ToesPodiatrist's officeWahoowa

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
James
   Josh Rouse
Taylor
   Jack Johnson
James Taylor
Did they know?
Paris Hilton is on Fire
Banana Pancakes
   Jack Johnson
Taco Grande
   Weird Al Yankovic
Grande Banana Taco Pancakes
I'm hurling at the thought of this.
Paris Hilton is on Fire

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Big Brother Jack and The Johnson Holding Company
Big Brother and the Holding Company combined with Jack Johnson
Submitted By: Josh

Misheard Lyrics:

"Good People"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been changing shadows
I don't see them on the TV shows.
Original Lyrics:
I've been changing channels
I don't see them on the TV shows.
"Sexi Plexi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like glass with no rain
Softer than Saddam Hussein.
Original Lyrics:
Just like glass with no ring
Softer and sadder you sing.
"Better Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no carbonation or words
I could put on the back of a postcard.
Original Lyrics:
There's no combination of words
I could put on the back of a postcard.
"Bubble Toes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her eyes are as big as a buffalo's toes.
Original Lyrics:
Her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Bubble Toes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her eyes are as big as a buffalo's toes.
Original Lyrics:
Her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Sherri

My 7 year-old-son swore that it was "buffalo's toes". To this day, we intentionally sing the lyrics with "buffalo's toes".

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Bubble Toes"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
La da da da da ta
Why They're Repetitive:
He says them over and over again like a chorus line.
Submitted by: David Pratter
 

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Flake"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It seems to me that maybe,
It pretty much always means no
Why They're Nonsensical:
It can only be one or the other: pretty much or always, not both!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"the horizon has been defeated"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Thingamajigsaw puzzled anger
don't you step too close because people are lonely
and only animals with fancy shoes
hallelujah zig zag nothing ...
Why They're Nonsensical:
haha...what? i luv jack johnson, but his lyrics r 2 deep 4 me sumtimes...hallelujah zig zag nothing? huh???
Submitted by: chrisy

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"If I Had Eyes"
Opening Lines:
If I had eyes in the back of my head...
Comments:
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Sitting, Waiting, Wishing"
Opening Lines:
Now I was sitting, waiting, wishing.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Band Name Spoonerisms:

John Jackson originally "Jack Johnson"
Submitted by: MOR
Jock Jansen originally "Jack Johnson"
Submitted by: Peter
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