Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Sittin', Burpin', Fartin'"

Original Song Title:

"Sittin', Waitin', Wishin'"

Original Performer:

Jack Johnson

Parody Song Title:

"Sittin', Burpin', Fartin'"

Parody Written by:

HVN

The Lyrics

I'm just sittin', burpin', fartin'
I believe that it's retarded
That you people think that's rude

Last week I was in the store
And then my butt let out a big ol' roar
And no one could just seem to ignore

Must you always think burpin' and fartin' is rude
Well I just think you guys are all big fools

I sang my song
I danced my dance
With my friends
At the dance
And then I had to pass a bit of gas

I held it in
For quite awhile
And then I let out a little smile
And found out that the gas has just passed

Must you always think burpin' and fartin' is rude
Well maybe I just ate too much food

I keep taking Pepcid
Gas-X doesn't help
And I still continue to belch
I wish it would stop
But it just won't
And I still sit here

Just burpin' fartin'
Just burpin' fartin,
Just burpin' fartin'
Just burpin' fartin'

And if you were in my position
I'm sure you would be always wishin'
That you didn't have all this gas
You would fart
All the time
And also you would always whine
That this stuff did not happen to you

Must you always think burpin' and fartin' is rude?
Well I think that you guys are big fools
Must you always think burpin' and fartin' is rude?
Well maybe I just ate too much food
Food

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 1
 1
 
 3   1
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/jackjohnson0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 714