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Song Parodies -> "Better With Mayonaise"

Original Song Title:

"Better Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jack Johnson

Parody Song Title:

"Better With Mayonaise"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

May-O, Mayyyyyy-O. Mayonaise if you please.
There's so many combination of food that can go on wheat bread
On a hoagie roll or make a sub sandwich instead
Pickles, lettuce, ham or imported gouda cheese
So many choices you can do whatever you please

But there's one thing that has to be in the mixture
It spices things up and it makes a great texture
After the mustard, pepper and a dash of Old Bay
The best thing you can add is a little bit of mayonnaise

MMM, it's always better with some mayonnaise
It makes your sandwich better in so many ways
Well, it's always better with some mayonnaise
Yeah, it's always better with some mayonnaise

You can use Kraft or Hellman's, but not a store brand
Stick to the mayor ones, the others are so bland
You can spread it on thick or you can spread it on thin
It doesn't matter which, as long as it is in

And there's one thing that has to be in the mixture
It spices things up and it makes a great texture
After the mustard, pepper and a dash of Old Bay
The best thing you can add is a little bit of mayonnaise

MMM, it's always better with some mayonnaise
It makes your sandwich better in so many ways
Well, it's always better with some mayonnaise
Yeah, it's always better with some mayonnaise

Some people think this has too much calories
And for a sandwich it wasn't meant to be
But once you spread it on to get the taste
Next time there will be no debate

So use it next time and it will taste just fine
Just open a jar, you'll be amazed
After a bite you will say
It's better with mayonnaise

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Mark Scotti - May 07, 2010 - Report this comment
i'll have the 555....with extra mayo!
Old Man Ribber - May 07, 2010 - Report this comment
The usual good job, Dan! Happy Cinco De "Mayo"...lol! ;D
Lee - May 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Yummy! =) 5's.

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