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Song Parodies -> "Smokin'"

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Jack Johnson

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The Lyrics

I used to smoke five packs a day
And then you made me quit
You said it would be easy
It wouldn't hurt a bit, but now

The feeling that I'm feeling
Well it's feeling like withdrawal is kickin' mine
But I am so into you, I guess I ain't gonna whine

Without you I was smokin'
But I'd rather be smoke-free with you by my side

You told me if I didn't quit 'em now
Then you'd no longer be mine
Said you didn't like my kissing
'Cause my mouth tastes like 'bacco slime
So now my only nicotine
Is of the gum and the arm-patch kind
I guess I should be thanking you
Because cancer can make you die

Without you I was smokin'
But I'd rather be smoke-free with you by my side

Well all the tar in my lungs
Cleared up faster and faster until it was gone
Found out now I'm breathing much more deeply than I was all along
And now the money that I've saved
Much more than nickels and dimes
My life extends a minute for every cig I don't smoke
I'll be rich in time
I'll be doing fine

Without you I was smokin'
But I'd rather be smoke-free with you by my side
The OS was from the Curious George soundtrack.

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