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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Jack Johnson

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jack Johnson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 16 misheard song lyrics for Jack Johnson on amIright currently.

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"Better Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no carbonation or words
I could put on the back of a postcard.
Original Lyrics:
There's no combination of words
I could put on the back of a postcard.
"Broken"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's feeling like my life is "find the mine"
Original Lyrics:
Well it's feeling like my life is finally mine
"Bubble Toes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her eyes are as big as a buffalo's toes.
Original Lyrics:
Her eyes are as big as her bubbly toes.
"Bubble Toes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a whole lotta reasons
She can't think of a single one that can justify me.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a whole lotta reasons
She can't think of a single one that can justify leaving.
"Flake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue clues, blue don't pass me.
Original Lyrics:
Please, please, please don't drag me.
"Flake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blues Clues don't pass me by
And Blue Clues don't drag me down.
Original Lyrics:
Please, please, please, don't pass me by
And please, please, please, don't drag me down.
"Good People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before loose tire trucks
We thought this was low.
Original Lyrics:
Before we lose touch of
We thought this was low.
"Good People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been changing shadows
I don't see them on the TV shows.
Original Lyrics:
I've been changing channels
I don't see them on the TV shows.
"Good People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got heaps and heaps of worthless souls.
Original Lyrics:
We got heaps and heaps of what we sow.
"Losing Hope" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed the fool a piece of the pie
Make a fool of his sister
Make a fool of his mime.
Original Lyrics:
Feed the fool a piece of the pie
Make a fool of his system
Make a fool of his mind.
"Mud Football" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We used to laugh our lies.
or
We used to staff our lies.
Original Lyrics:
We used to laugh a lot.
"Mudfootball" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Over tuned field or taco football.
Original Lyrics:
Over to the field for tackle football.
"Sexi Plexi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like glass with no rain
Softer than Saddam Hussein.
Original Lyrics:
Just like glass with no ring
Softer and sadder you sing.
"Sitting, Waiting, Wishing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Want this Vodka Twist?
Original Lyrics:
Won't this plot not twist?
"Upside Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Posers say
or
Posters say
Original Lyrics:
Those who say
"You and Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you and your heart
Shouldn't feel so far apart
You can chew what you take
Why you gotta break and make it feel so hard
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you and your heart
Shouldn't feel so far apart
You can choose what you take
Why you gotta break and make it feel so hard

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