Fun Music Information -> Stonewall Jackson

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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Stonewall Jackson. Submitted by: jonaco

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"The Minute Men (Are Turning In Their Graves),"Not so. They're dead and just lying there.jonaco

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Waterloo""Drop a Doo"John A. Barry
"Waterloo""Other Shoe"Airfarcewon
"Waterloo""Alley-Oop"Arcade Junkie

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Where's Captain Kirk?
   Spizzenergi
Bluefield
   Stonewall Jackson
Where's Captain Kirk? Bluefield!
crazydon

Misheard Lyrics:

"Me And You And A Dog Named Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you and a doll named Boo
Travelin' and livin' off Milan.
Original Lyrics:
Me and you and a dog named Boo
Travelin' and livin' off the land.
"Don't Be Angry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be angry with me, darling, if I fail to understand
All your liberal whims and issues all the time
Just remember that I dump myself like any foolish man.
Original Lyrics:
Don't be angry with me, darling, if I fail to understand
All your little whims and wishes all the time
Just remember that I'm dumb, I guess, like any foolish man.
"Don't Be Angry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And pray God to let it last, to fix His will.
Original Lyrics:
And pray God to let it last, if it's His will.
"Don't Be Angry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just remember that I hung
My guests like any foolish man
or
Just remember that I don
My jets like any foolish man.
Original Lyrics:
Just remember that I'm dumb
I guess like any foolish man.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Don't Be Angry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just remember that I hung
My guests like any foolish man
or
Just remember that I don
My jets like any foolish man.
Original Lyrics:
Just remember that I'm dumb
I guess like any foolish man.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Tiffany Llewellyn-affit

My second mishearing above came to me after my uncle told me how, in the 1960s (when the song came out), there was a craze for a while for a kind of tennis shoes called 'jets'. The real lyrics, as I've indicated them, seem to be confirmed by every lyrics site that has the song, though those lyrics seem to me to be "dumb I guess", just as the singer calls himself. No wonder I've never understood the real lyrics if the lyrics sites are right. It just doesn't seem a likely thing for anyone to say it. Plus, it's a rather crass thing that interrupts the flow of an otherwise sweet and doting song.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"Waterloo"
The Insincere Lyrics:
The devil made him take a bite
Why They're Insincere:
The devil never made anyone do anything. Adam received the forbidden fruit from Eve, but the devil did not make Adam or Eve do anything. He lured Eve into taking the forbidden fruit, and so she went along with the trick, and then shared with Adam.
Submitted by: Chris Duncan
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"The Minute Men (Are Turning In Their Graves)"
The Lyrics:
The Minute Men are turnin' in their graves.
Washington and Jefferson are cryin' tears of shame.
Who They Mention:
George Washington and Thomas Jefferson
Submitted by: Rachel Blattington
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Joan Wall Stackson originally "Stonewall Jackson"
Submitted by: Audrey Ruiz
Jan Wall Stokeson originally "Stonewall Jackson"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

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