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"Listen to Maiden. That stuff will make you a virtuoso, as long as you respect the band instead of imitating them."
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

Band Name Origins:

  • Named after 2 characters in the fictional story that Co&Ca are telling with their music, and related comics and graphic novels. Originally named "Shabutie". Submitted by: Joel Waters
  • It's actually the name of the two main characters in the comic books they produce. Submitted by: Ian

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: CoCa. Submitted by: Katy

Former Career:

New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Claudio Paul Sanchez""Pets Place II ""As a teenager, he worked in a pet store, where he says he "cleaned rat shit, killed rats, and killed bunnies"." -Rolling Stone Interview - Molly

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"The End Complete IV: The Road And The Damned"I believed in the world, once in front of me; well now that's gone. - Katy
"The End Complete I: The Fall Of House Atlantic"No. - Katy
"Gravemakers & Gunslingers"I don’t wanna live no more. You’ve got the gun, I’ve got the bullets. Don’t wanna live no more. Oh baby, be my lover, go on & pull that trigger. - Katy
"The Reaping"Hell must know there have been worse things I've done. I hold out these hands to receive the sum. Purge these days. Will we accept the things we must? The world will now learn of change to come... or no world. - Katy
"The Ring In Return"A phone rings, a girl answers, music ensues, a man responds. No lyrics. - Katy

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"The Black Rainbow,"Rainbows have no black in them.Yvette Bristle
"Elf Tower New Mexico,"No elves. No towers FOR elves.Katy

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi"Elf Tower New Mexico," Coheed And Cambria
"The Hero's Return," Pink Floyd"Welcome Home," Coheed And Cambria
"Feathers," Coheed And Cambria"Nothin' Heavy," David Bellamy

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Fathers" originally "Feathers"
Mermaid's Pedicurist
"A Favor Hose Atlantic" originally "A Favor House Atlantic"

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"The Crowning" originally "The Crowing"
"A Flavor House Atlantic" originally "A Favor House Atlantic"
Mermaid's Pedicurist
"Elf Tower Knew Mexico" originally "Elf Tower New Mexico"
Drew Scarymore
"Elf Towner New Mexico" originally "Elf Tower New Mexico"
Drew Scarymore

Change a Letter:

"A Favor House Atlantis" originally "A Favor House Atlantic"
Carmen Nunki
"The Reaming" originally "The Reaping"
Stan E. Cox-Hyde
"The Heaping" originally "The Reaping"
Stan E. Cox-Hyde
"The Leaping" originally "The Reaping"
Stan E. Cox-Hyde
"The Reading" originally "The Reaping"
Stan E. Cox-Hyde

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"A Favor House Atlantic""Pwning The Noob"Jon Casale

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
FeathersGoose Down PillowsKaty
The Lying Lies & Dirty Secrets Of Miss Erica CourtPolygraph TestKaty
Wake UpStarbucks CoffeeKaty
Ten Speed (Of God's Blood & Burial)Biblical Bicycle ShopKaty
Welcome HomeRealtorKaty
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Once Upon Your Dead BodyMorgueKaty
Justice In MurderDeath Row Last CallsKaty
The Lying Lies & Dirty Secrets Of Miss Erica CourtCouples TherapyKaty
Hearshot Kid DisasterNRAKaty
Everything EvilAdoption AgencyKaty
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
King Of Everything
   Anarchy Club
Everything Evil
   Coheed And Cambria
King Of Everything Evil
Raining Blood
   Reggie And The Full Effect
Blood Red Summer
   Coheed And Cambria
Raining Blood Red Summer
Bring an Umbrella (Unless you're Dracula)
Joel Martinez
Elf Tower New Mexico
   Coheed And Cambria
Devil's Tower
   Angel Witch
Devil's Tower New Mexico
Three Evils (Embodied In Love And Shadow)
   Coheed and Cambria
Blood, Sex, and Booze
   Green Day
Three Evils (Embodied in Blood, Sex, and Booze)
Dillon Parker

Misheard Lyrics:

"The Camper Velourium II: Backend of Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over and out and in again.
Original Lyrics:
Over and out, Connecticut.
"In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth:3"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man your hole, take cover.
Original Lyrics:
Man your own jackhammer.
"Apollo I: The Writing Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
If marching spills our worth across this floor.
Original Lyrics:
If my shame spills our worth across this floor.
"Mother May I"
Misheard Lyrics:
So run little Jew
Original Lyrics:
So run little children
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Apollo I: The Writing Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
If marching spills our worth across this floor.
Original Lyrics:
If my shame spills our worth across this floor.

Story about this misheard lyric by: James Bowker

I assumed Claudio was speaking of a march in which innocent people were killed for a good cause. I was wrong....

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"A Favor House Atlantic"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'll shoot, and you run!
Why They're Funny:
Haha, it's like 'Hey pal'...'whats up'...'Okay, start running, once you get far enough i'll shoot you'
Submitted by: Cole Wissel

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"Co-heed and Cam-bree-uh
It's not CAME-bree-uh
Submitted by: Katy

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"The End Complete III: The End Complete"
Opening Lines:
These are the days, the end complete. A world still turning to the sound of the suffering. You are the jury, we are the saints.
Submitted by: Katy
"Everything Evil"
Opening Lines:
Wait for everything evil in you comes out.
Submitted by: Katy

Song Title Space Change:

"Just Ice In Murder" originally "Justice In Murder"
Submitted by: Yvonne Sindri

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Elf Tower New Mexico"
The Lyrics:
New Mexico. Elf Tower, New Mexico.
I don't know if Elf Tower is a real place... but New Mexico... definitely IS. =]
Submitted by: Katy
"Elf Tower New Mexico"
The Lyrics:
Mid-days are gray, into New Jersey.
Did you think maybe I was doing quite well
without you in the frame?
New Jersey again!
Submitted by: Katy
There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available.

Song Title Acrostics:

JIM: "Justice In Murder"
Submitted by: Katy
EE: "Everything Evil"
Submitted by: Katy

Foreign Language in English Songs:

"The Willing Well I: Fuel For The Feeding End"
The Lyrics:
"Feliz sería que hora."
Loosely translated, it means "Happy it would be that hour."
Submitted by: Katy
"Devil in Jersey City"
The Lyrics:
Scream loud, scream sayonara
Sayonara is Goodbye in Japanese
Submitted by: Nina-D

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Devil In Jersey City"
The Lyrics:
Don’t let them scare you when you’re down on the floor bleeding, bastard.
The song sounds pretty happy and then it starts talking about NOT being scared while lying on the floor... bleeding. Ouch...
Submitted by: Katy

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Camheed and Cobria originally "Coheed and Cambria"
Who knows.
Submitted by: Katy

Missing Parts:

"In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3"
The third of... one.
Submitted by: Katy
No 1-32
Submitted by: Katy
"Second Stage Turbine Blade"
There hasn't been a first yet.
Submitted by: Katy

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