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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Coheed and Cambria that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 32 misheard song lyrics for Coheed and Cambria on amIright currently.

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"21:13"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those days we lost our dignity
The eagle dared to stab
The right home through victory
All the innocent, they tried.
Original Lyrics:
Those days we lost our dignity
The eager dare to stand
The ride home through victory
On the innocent, they tread.
"A Favor House Atlantic"
Misheard Lyrics:
For them all to know her song
Original Lyrics:
For them all to know the end of us all
"A Favor House Atlantic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want an a** piece of you.
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't ask this of you.
"A Favor House Atlantic"
Misheard Lyrics:
My body's beautiful.
Original Lyrics:
Bye, bye, beautiful
"Apollo I: The Writing Writer"
Misheard Lyrics:
If marching spills our worth across this floor.
Original Lyrics:
If my shame spills our worth across this floor.
Coheed is the best!
"Blood Red Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch me back into dessert.
Original Lyrics:
What did I do to deserve?
"Blood Red Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one for me.
Original Lyrics:
Come what may
"Hearshot Kid Disaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Army may, though I won't fail you now
Original Lyrics:
I need Mayo, I won't fail you now
"In Keeping Secrets Of The Silent Earth:3"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mandarin chocolate bowls
Original Lyrics:
Man your own jackhammer.
"In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the silent sea crab
Original Lyrics:
In the silent secret
"In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, are you Negro hungry?
Original Lyrics:
Should the irony grow hungry?
"In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth:3"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man your hole, take cover.
Original Lyrics:
Man your own jackhammer.
"Mother May I"
Misheard Lyrics:
So run little Jew
Original Lyrics:
So run little children
"Ten Speed (Of God's Blood And Burial)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In her vision, I have given cows disease.
Original Lyrics:
In her vision, I have given company.
"Ten Speed (Of God's Blood And Burial)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten speed, of God's blood and bury a whore
Original Lyrics:
Ten speed, of God's blood and burial
"Ten Speed (Of God's Blood And Burial)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then speed the c*** block and bury your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Ten speed of God's blood and burial
"The Camper Velourium II: Backend of Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over and out and in again.
Original Lyrics:
Over and out, Connecticut.
"The Hound Of Blood & Rank"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it in the cold of that night you screwed in the R.V.
and knowing that when you opened that door
Original Lyrics:
Was it in the chord of the knife you screwed in the heart of the enduring.
Cus' when you opened that door
"The Running Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did they kill you with a wicker basket?
Original Lyrics:
Did they play you for the weaker of them?
"The Suffering"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alyssa, well, will you marry me?
Original Lyrics:
Listen well, will you marry me?
"The Suffering"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dressed to the blues giddideen
With my cut 'em up.
Original Lyrics:
Dressed to the blues day to day
With my collar up.
"The Suffering"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may be a bad girl
But you're not coming in.
Original Lyrics:
You may be invited, girl
But you're not coming in.
"The Suffering"
Misheard Lyrics:
Melissa Wells, will you marry me?
Original Lyrics:
Listen well, will you marry me?
"The Suffering"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may be a batgirl
But you're not comedian.
Original Lyrics:
You may be invited, Girl
But you're not coming in.
"The Suffering"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may be delighted girl
But you're not Corainian.
Original Lyrics:
You may be invited, girl
But you're not coming in.
"The Suffering"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may be emphatical
But you're not corinian.
Original Lyrics:
You may be invited, girl
But you're not coming in.
"The Suffering"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been the most gracious of hoes
You may be a fat girl, but you're not coming in.
Original Lyrics:
You've been the most gracious of hosts
You may be invited, girl, but you're not coming in.
"The Willing Well I: Fuel For The Feeding End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little maggot on the west side of the sea rock
Little maggot to the name after what you did.
Original Lyrics:
Feed little maggots off the westside of your sin
Run, little maggot when they learn of what you did.
"Three Evils (Embodied in Love and Shadow)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the wrong way out
I'm the causeway to neverwhere
Original Lyrics:
On the wrong way out
On the causeway to neverwhere
"Three Evils"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll listen to reason
While you face down wind, Doctor.
Original Lyrics:
You'll listen to reason
While you're face down in the dirt.
"Welcome Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Wilson, G** d*** you.
Original Lyrics:
So with sin I condemn you.
"Welcome Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
You w**** in sheep's clothing
F***ing Apple of Doom.
Original Lyrics:
You w**** in sheep's clothing
F***ing up all I do.

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