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Song Parodies -> "Pwning The Noob"

Original Song Title:

"A Favor House Atlantic"

Original Performer:

Coheed and Cambria

Parody Song Title:

"Pwning The Noob"

Parody Written by:

Jon Casale

The Lyrics

This will be funnier or better to those that know/play counter strike although I have to admit it is my first time trying to spoof a song, so this is pretty lame.
Your face was blown to pieces the day that I pwned you
Recall the moments before your death
Retract the gun shots that brought you to your death
I wouldn't ask this of you
Good eye sniper
I'll shoot, your face
The blood that sprayed on the walls
The loss of teammates that got pwned
I'll pwn you when the time is right
In the face or the heart?
For them all to know that I owned you
Run quick I'm about to pwn you
With the scope right on your face
This close to pwning you
I want to kill you so I can brag on the mike
Good eye, sniper
Now I pwned, your face
The blood that sprayed on the walls
The loss of teammates that got pwned
I'll pwn you when the time is right
In the face or the heart?
For them all to know that I owned you.
Bye Bye hacker
Don't bother to come back
Disturbed by your hacks and they're banning all noobs
Face pwn, shot up
Face pwn, shot up
The blood that sprayed on the walls
The loss of teammates that got pwned
I'll pwn you when the time is right
In the face or the heart?
For them all to know
Bye bye hacker
Don't bother to come back
Disturbed by your hacks and they're banning all noobs
Face pwn, shot up
Face pwn shot up
Bye bye hacker
Don't bother to come back
Disturbed by your hacks and they're banning all noobs
Face pwn, shot up
Face pwn, shot up

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