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Fun Music Information -> Paula Abdul
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This is the most recent information about Paula Abdul that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Paula Abdul, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Junior High School, Touched By Evil, The Waiting Game" | - Michael Prymula |
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Vibeology" | "Go Paula! Go Paula! Go, go, go Paula!" - kookoodee |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Opposites Extract" | "Opposites Attract" | Nicole Velocin |
| "Opposites Retract" | "Opposites Attract" | Nicole Velocin |
| "Opposites Detract" | "Opposites Attract" | Nicole Velocin |
| "Opposites Contract" | "Opposites Attract" | Nicole Velocin |
| "Opposites Attack" | "Opposites Attract" | pop |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Bend Time Back Around," | Good luck with that | Danielle |
| "Forever Your Girl," | Nothing is forever | Riella |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Fire And Ice," Pat Benatar | "Opposites Attract," Paula Abdul | |
| "Walking in the Clouds," Easy Street | "Straight Up," Paula Abdul | |
| "My Girl," The Temptations | "Forever Your Girl," Paula Abdul | |
| "Which Way You Goin' Billy?," The Poppy Family | "Straight Up," Paula Abdul | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Cold Heated" originally "Cold Hearted"
There's an oxymoron.
Naomi Swanson
"Old Hearted" originally "Cold Hearted"
Naomi Swanson
"Cod Hearted" originally "Cold Hearted"
She has the heart of a fish??
Edward
"Old Hearted" originally "Cold Hearted"
Bob
"Forever Our Girl" originally "Forever Your Girl"
Abdul hasn't stayed young forever, you know.
Georgie
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"The Promise Of A Newt Day" originally "The Promise Of A New Day"
Candy Welty
"The Promise Of A New Davy" originally "The Promise Of A New Day"
Candy Welty
"The Promise Of A New Dray" originally "The Promise Of A New Day"
Candy Welty
"The Promise Off A New Day" originally "The Promise Of A New Day"
Candy Welty
"The Promise Of A News Day" originally "The Promise Of A New Day"
Not a pluralization
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"The Promise Of A New Dam" originally "The Promise Of A New Day"
Candy Welty
"The Promise On A New Day" originally "The Promise Of A New Day"
Candy Welty
"The Promise Of A Now Day" originally "The Promise Of A New Day"
Candy Welty
"The Premise Of A New Day" originally "The Promise Of A New Day"
Candy Welty
"The Promise Or A New Day" originally "The Promise Of A New Day"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Cold Hearted" | "Cold, Harmless Take" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Rush, Rush" | "Russia, Russia" | eel deal |
| "Opposites Attract" | "I'm Not A Zoophiliac." | Monstermaster13 |
| "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" | "Man, I Can't Roast Marshmallows" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Straight Up" | "Skate Up" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Opposites Attract" | "Split Personality" | John Lomain |
| "Opposites Attract" | "Optimus Attacks" | Blaydeman |
| "State Of Attraction" | "All These Distractions" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Crazy Cool" | "Crazy Fool" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Opposites Attract" | "Where No One Has Gone Before" | Syncronos |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Cold-Hearted Snake | 'Snakes On A Plane' Movie Promo | Batt |
| Opposites Attract | "Drake and Josh" promos | OrangeBird |
| Forever Your Girl | Barbie | Pop idol |
| Straight Up | Viagra | Ed |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Rush Rush | Any NFL Running Back | Alan Gilbert |
| Opposites Attract | Any Gay Organization | Bill S |
| Straight Up | Viagra Hotline | LaLaLisa |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Cold Cold Heart Hank Williams | Cold Hearted Paula Abdul | Cold Cold Cold Hearted But Williams died before Abdul was born. | Duncan Moore |
| Union Of The Snake Duran Duran | Cold-Hearted Paula Abdul | Union Of The Cold-Hearted Snake | Edward |
| Dance, Dance Fall Out Boy | Dance Like There's No Tomorrow Paula Abdul | Dance Dance Like There's No Tomorrow | Rachel |
| I Don't Dance High School Musical Cast | Dance Like There's No Tomorrow Paula Abdul | I Don't Dance Like There's No Tomorrow | Rachel |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Billy Paula Abdul
Billy Paul combined with Paula Abdul
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Ellis Paula Abdul
Ellis Paul combined with Paula Abdul
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Les Paula Abdul
Les Paul combined with Paula Abdul
Submitted By: Duncan Moore
Janet Abdul
Janet Jackson combined with Paula Abdul
On a 1990 episode of "Full House", DJ and Stephanie combine these singers' names when they call Joey's father on the phone; DJ gives this combined name as her own.
Submitted By: Scott
There are additional Paula Abdul Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"The Promise of a New Day"
Misheard Lyrics: Zebra's calling
Original Lyrics: Eagle's calling
| "Vibeology"
Misheard Lyrics: By golly gee!
or My golly gee! Original Lyrics: Vibeology
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"The Way That You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics: With all the Christmassy gold
Original Lyrics: With all the places we go
| "Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics: You like the nudity on prime time TV
Original Lyrics: You like the movies and I like TV
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics: Do you really wanna love me professor?
Original Lyrics: Do you really wanna love me forever?
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Jack I always wondered what was up with that professor. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Rush, Rush"
Better Lyrics:
Russia, Russia,
Please don't start World War 3
NATO,
Please ask Russia to join thee!
Please don't start World War 3
NATO,
Please ask Russia to join thee!
Original Lyrics:
Rush, rush
I can feel it, I can feel you all through me
Rush, rush
Ooh, what you do to me
I can feel it, I can feel you all through me
Rush, rush
Ooh, what you do to me
Submitted by: eel deal
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Opposites Attract"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Ain't it amazing how we lasted this long
You and me proving everyone wrong. Don't ever think we'll get our differences patched. It don't really matter cause we're perfectly matched. Why They're Nonsensical: This whole lyric is a very good example of poor grammar and very poor use of nouns.
It should be 'you and I proving everyone wrong' and 'it doesn't matter because we're perfectly matched.' Submitted by: Celeste
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Straight Up"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Are you more than hot for me
Or am I a page in your history book Why They're Misrhymed: At first listen, it sounds like a good rhyme: 'me' and 'history', but then she says 'book'. The music is trying to mask the word 'book' so that it sounds like she didn't say it at all. If you can't understand what I'm saying, listen to that lyric and you'll figure it out...
Submitted by: DarkDan
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Straight Up"
The Song Lyrics: A-do-do you love me?
A-do-do you love me? Song They Mention: "Do You Love Me?" by the Contours
Submitted by: Cody Finke
| "Cold Hearted"
The Song Lyrics: He's c-cold as ice
He's cold as ice Song They Mention: Cold As Ice - Foreigner
Submitted by: Kelsey
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| There are additional Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Cold Hearted"
Opening Lines: He's a cold-hearted snake.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Vibeology"
The Made Up Words: vibeology
Comments: Obviously, a combination of "vibe" and the suffix "-ology"
Submitted by: redsimba
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Song Title Space Change:
"Opposites At Tract" originally "Opposites Attract"
Submitted by: Eva Cave
"Opposite Sat Tract" originally "Opposites Attract"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"The Promise Of An Ew!! Day" originally "The Promise Of A New Day"
Sounds like a kind of day Abdul might have. -:)
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Knock Ed Out" originally "Knocked Out"
Somehow I see Abdul doing that to Ed.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Cold Heart Ed" originally "Cold Hearted"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
There are additional Song Title Space Change available.
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Cold Hearted"
The Lyrics: He don't play by rules.
Why: It should be "He DOESN'T play by rules," but the word "doesn't" doesn't fit, so that's why Paula says "He DON'T play by rules."
Submitted by: Isac
| "Opposites Attract"
The Lyrics: Who'd have thought we'd
lasted this long? You and me proving everyone wrong. Don't ever think we'll get our differences patched. It don't really matter cause we're perfectly matche. Why: It's "Who would have thought we would have lasted this long? Me and you proving everyone wrong." And "I don't ever thing we'll get our differences patched. It doesn't really matter because we're perfectly matched."
Submitted by: Celeste
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Band Name Anagrams:
Bad Lap Luau Submitted by: Jessica Childress
Hard to imagine any lap luau being highly super.
Song Title Anagrams:
"The Old Cedar" originally "Cold Hearted"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Held Red Coat" originally "Cold Hearted"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Declared Hot" originally "Cold Hearted"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Put This Rag" originally "Straight Up"
...where it belongs
Submitted by: Alexis
"Sat Upright" originally "Straight Up"
A surprising omission until now
Submitted by: Alexis
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Cold Art Head" originally "Cold Hearted"
Submitted by: Eva Cave
"Hold Cart, Ed" originally "Cold Hearted"
Submitted by: Eva Cave
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Passing gas during a radio promo"
While taping a soundbyte for a radio station, Paula accidentally broke wind in the middle of it. She apologized, then announced to the entire crew that she "farted really loud".
Submitted by: She
