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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Paula Abdul that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 85 misheard song lyrics for Paula Abdul on amIright currently.

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"Blowing Kisses in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowing p***es in the wimp
Original Lyrics:
blowing kisses in the wind
"Cold Hearted Snake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Co-Coca-Cola...snake!
Original Lyrics:
Co-Co-Co-Cold-hearted...snake!
"Cold Hearted Snake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold Hearted Snape!
Original Lyrics:
Cold hearted snake.
It's a Harry Potter song!
"Cold Hearted"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted slave.
or
He's a cold hearted slate.
or
He's a cold hearted snail.
or
He's a cold hearted stake.
or
He's a cold heated steak.
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted snake.
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold heated plate.
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted snake.
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold-hearted slayer.
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold-hearted snake.
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a lover boy at play.
Even with owls.
Original Lyrics:
He's a lover boy at play.
Hey don't play by rules.
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a lover for your play
Original Lyrics:
He's a lover boy at play
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's as cold as us
Original Lyrics:
He's as cold as ice
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's so cold as ice
Original Lyrics:
He's as cold as ice
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh oh! He's been selling fries!
Original Lyrics:
Uh oh! He's been telling lies!
"Cold-Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coke, Coca-Cola, snake!
Original Lyrics:
Co-co-co-cold-hearted snake!
"Cold-Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted neighbor
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold-hearted snake (brrr)
"Cold-Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold-hearted slave
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold-hearted snake
"Forever Your Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He could promise the mood
Original Lyrics:
He could promise the moon
"Forever Your Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey baby, you catch remember
I'm forever your girl.
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby, you got to remember
I'm forever your girl.
"Knocked Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Capo Vyto, la TK, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Caught blow-by-blow, love TKO.
"Knocked Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captured by glow, love T.K.O.
or
Keep the fire's glow, love T.K.O.
Original Lyrics:
Caught blow-by-blow, love T.K.O
"Knocked Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slapped me off of my feat.
Original Lyrics:
Swept me off of my feet.
"Knocked Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me knocked up
Original Lyrics:
You got me knocked out
"Knocked Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got me knocked...up.
Original Lyrics:
You've got me knocked...out.
"One Or The Other" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't have your kick Anita Juice
Original Lyrics:
You can't have your cake and eat it too
"One or the Other" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fun
Only lovers
Original Lyrics:
One
Or the other
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you know kitty fiction just a natural fact?
Original Lyrics:
And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you know nonfiction is a natural fact.
Original Lyrics:
And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Apple seeds attract
Original Lyrics:
Opposites attract
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheery fiction
Just a natural fact
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherry fiction
or
Hairy fiction
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold that thought! We could be lovers!
Original Lyrics:
Who'd have thought, we could be lovers?
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold that thought,
we could be lovers
Original Lyrics:
Who'd have thought,
we could lovers?
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't b****in', it's a natural fact.
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction, it's a natural fact.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I aint bitchin'
Original Lyrics:
It aint fiction
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I go to bed early
and I potty all night
Original Lyrics:
I go to bed early
and I party all night
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sex-attacked.
Original Lyrics:
Opposites attract
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a mother,
she's like a wuss
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a minus,
she's like a plus
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a mother
She's like a puss.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a minus
She's like a plus.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't fiction
Just a cataract
We come together 'cause opposites attract
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together 'cause opposites attract
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't pictures, just unnatural fat
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction, just a natural fact
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty fictions
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our friends are sane.
Original Lyrics:
Our friends are sayin'.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Script is slob, and I'm playing it cool, with my homegirl, Paula Abdul.
Original Lyrics:
Swift and sly and I'm playing it cool, with my homegirl, Paula Abdul.
This version is only in the video and 'Greatest Hits' album.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We come together 'cause I possessed the track
Original Lyrics:
We come together 'cause opposites attract
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We come together 'cause I resist attacks
Original Lyrics:
We come together 'cause opposites attract
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We come together
'Cuz that's a single fact.
or
We come together
'Cuz that's a simple fact.
Original Lyrics:
We come together
'Cuz opposites attract.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We come together,
for sexual attraction and love
Original Lyrics:
We come together,
cuz opposites attract and you know
"Promise Of A New Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find yourself a new date.
Original Lyrics:
Promise of a new day
"Promise Of A New Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find yourself a new date
Original Lyrics:
Promise of a new day
"Promise Of A New Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise of a nude date.
Original Lyrics:
Promise of a new day.
"Promise of a New Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ronnie's got a new date.
Original Lyrics:
Promise of a new day
"Rock House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So the only way to teach you
Is to f*** you.
Original Lyrics:
So the only way to teach you
Is to rock you.
B track on her 'Spellbound' album.
"Rush Rush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my heart, Almond Joy
Original Lyrics:
All my heart, all the joy
"Rush Rush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna see you agree with me.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna see you free with me.
"Rush, Rush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mush, Mush
Original Lyrics:
Rush, Rush
"Rush, Rush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Push, Push
Original Lyrics:
Rush, Rush
"Rush, Rush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Push, push come on baby come for me
Original Lyrics:
Rush, rush come on baby, come to me
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you more than a hat for me?
Original Lyrics:
Are you more than hot for me?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the words and the teeth go hand in hand.
Original Lyrics:
But the words and the deed go hand in hand.
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you really wanna eat me for breakfast?
Original Lyrics:
Do you really wanna love me forever?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you really wanna have me over for breakfast?
Original Lyrics:
Do you really wanna love me forever?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma caught me in a hit and run
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How about some inflammation please?
Original Lyrics:
How about some information please?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in a tree
Original Lyrics:
Lost in a dream
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or M-I-S-H in your feet so real
or
Or M-I-S-H-N-O-P so real
or
Or M-I-S-H-N-O-P so real
Original Lyrics:
Or am I a page in your history
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or am I a b**ch in your history?
Original Lyrics:
Or am I a page in your history?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or hit my car in a hit and run.
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or ram my car in a hit and run.
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Skid up, now tell me
Original Lyrics:
Straight up, now tell me
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up downtown
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
When I am caught in a hit and run?
Original Lyrics:
Straight up, now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever (oh oh oh)
Or am I a car in a hit and run?
Original Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever (oh oh oh)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or ram my car in a hit and run?
Original Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up now, Tony.
Original Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me.
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up, now tell me, 'Do you really wanna love me forever
When I'm cocking in a heat in a run?'
Original Lyrics:
Straight up, now tell me, 'Do you really wanna love me forever
Or am I caught in a hit and run?'
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I call in the hit and run
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are so hard to wreak
You play hide and seek
With your true indentions.
Original Lyrics:
You are so hard to reach
You play hide and seek
With your true intentions.
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wrecked my car in a hit-and-run.
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit-and-run?
"The Promise of a New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the wisdom from our steaks in our past
Original Lyrics:
See the wisdom from mistakes in our past
"The Way That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't the Bahamas
It ain't my new coat.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't the Bahamas
It ain't Monaco.
"The Way That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't the Bahamas
It ain't my new coat.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't the Bahamas
It ain't Monaco.
"The Way That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby cha love me!
Original Lyrics:
The way that you love me
"The Way That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't my Nicole.
Original Lyrics:
It ain't Monaco.
"The Way That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't the trip to the zoo.
Original Lyrics:
It ain't the trips to Brazil.
"Vibeology" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi, Warren G.
Original Lyrics:
Vibeology.
"Vibeology" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a f***ing way
Original Lyrics:
I'm in a funky way
"Will You Marry Me?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a merry me
Original Lyrics:
Will you marry me?

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