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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Paula Abdul that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 160 misheard song lyrics for Paula Abdul on amIright currently.
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"Blowing Kisses in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowing gizzards in the wings
Original Lyrics:
Blowing Kisses in the Wind
"Blowing Kisses in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowing pi$$es in the wimp
Original Lyrics:
Blowing kisses in the wind
"Blowing Kisses in the Wind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like I'm knowing kittens gonna win
Original Lyrics:
It's like I'm blowing kisses in the wind
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the world just can't be slow
He's been trick-or-treating
He's been trick-or-treating
Original Lyrics:
All the world's a candy store
He's been trick-or-treating
He's been trick-or-treating
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Co-Coca-Cola...snake!
Original Lyrics:
Co-Co-Co-Cold-hearted...snake!
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coke, Coca-Cola, snake!
Original Lyrics:
Co-co-co-cold-hearted snake!
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
G-G-G-Gold colored snake
Original Lyrics:
C-C-C-Cold hearted snake
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was up there sneaky
Original Lyrics:
He was up there sleeping
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted neighbor
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold-hearted snake (brrr)
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted slate.
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted snake.
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted slave.
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted snake.
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted snail.
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted snake.
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted stake.
or
He's a cold heated steak.
or
He's a cold heated steak.
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted snake.
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold heated plate.
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted snake.
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold-hearted slave
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold-hearted snake
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold-hearted slayer.
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold-hearted snake.
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a gold colored snake
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted snake
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a lover boy at play.
Even with owls.
Even with owls.
Original Lyrics:
He's a lover boy at play.
Hey don't play by rules.
Hey don't play by rules.
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a lover for your play
Original Lyrics:
He's a lover boy at play
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the Godfather's mate
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted snake
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He’s a snow-covered snake
Original Lyrics:
He’s a cold hearted snake
"Cold Hearted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh oh! He's been selling fries!
Original Lyrics:
Uh oh! He's been telling lies!
"Forever Your Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He could promise the mood
Original Lyrics:
He could promise the moon
"Forever Your Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He could promise the one
Original Lyrics:
He could promise the world
"Forever Your Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey baby, you catch remember
I'm forever your girl.
I'm forever your girl.
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby, you got to remember
I'm forever your girl.
I'm forever your girl.
"Forever Your Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a-letting you go
Original Lyrics:
I'm forever your girl
"Forever Your Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm for loving you, girl
Original Lyrics:
I'm forever your girl
"Forever Your Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm forever in blue
Original Lyrics:
I'm forever your girl
"Forever Your Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm forever in curls
Original Lyrics:
I'm forever your girl
"Knocked Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Capo Vyto, la TK, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Caught blow-by-blow, love TKO.
"Knocked Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captured by glow, love T.K.O.
Original Lyrics:
Caught blow-by-blow, love T.K.O.
"Knocked Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep the fire's glow, love T.K.O.
Original Lyrics:
Caught blow-by-blow, love T.K.O.
"Knocked Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slapped me off of my feat.
Original Lyrics:
Swept me off of my feet.
"Knocked Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got me knocked...up.
Original Lyrics:
You've got me knocked...out.
"My Love Is for Real" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you ask me how I see
Original Lyrics:
If you ask me how I feel
"My Love is for Real" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna make it bitter
Original Lyrics:
I wanna make it better
"One Or The Other" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't have your kick Anita Juice
Original Lyrics:
You can't have your cake and eat it too
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you know kitty fiction just a natural fact?
Original Lyrics:
And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you know nonfiction is a natural fact.
Original Lyrics:
And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheery fiction
Just a natural fact
Just a natural fact
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
Just a natural fact
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherry fiction
or
Hairy fiction
or
Hairy fiction
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
EeriDViction
JustanaturalPact
or
Hearidviction
Just a natural pact
or
Hiri-d-viction just-a-natural-pact
JustanaturalPact
or
Hearidviction
Just a natural pact
or
Hiri-d-viction just-a-natural-pact
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
Just a natural fact
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold that thought! We could be lovers!
Original Lyrics:
Who'd have thought, we could be lovers?
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold that thought,
we could be lovers
we could be lovers
Original Lyrics:
Who'd have thought,
we could lovers?
we could lovers?
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't b****in', it's a natural fact.
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction, it's a natural fact.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I go to bed early
and I potty all night
and I potty all night
Original Lyrics:
I go to bed early
and I party all night
and I party all night
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take things serious and you think I'm right
I go to bed early and I potty all night
Our friends are saying we ain't gonna last
'Cause time moves slowly and baby drive fast
(Later)
Baby, I get stressed
I go to bed early and I potty all night
Our friends are saying we ain't gonna last
'Cause time moves slowly and baby drive fast
(Later)
Baby, I get stressed
Original Lyrics:
I take things serious and you take 'em light
I go to bed early and I party all night
Our friends are saying we ain't gonna last
'Cause I move slowly and baby I'm fast
(Later)
Baby, I get obsessed
I go to bed early and I party all night
Our friends are saying we ain't gonna last
'Cause I move slowly and baby I'm fast
(Later)
Baby, I get obsessed
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a mother,
she's like a wuss
she's like a wuss
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a minus,
she's like a plus
she's like a plus
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a mother
She's like a puss.
She's like a puss.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a minus
She's like a plus.
She's like a plus.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't chicken, just a magical fact
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction, just a natural fact
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't fiction
Just a cataract
We come together 'cause opposites attract
Just a cataract
We come together 'cause opposites attract
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together 'cause opposites attract
Just a natural fact
We come together 'cause opposites attract
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't pictures, just unnatural fat
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction, just a natural fact
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our friends are sane.
Original Lyrics:
Our friends are sayin'.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Script is slob, and I'm playing it cool, with my homegirl, Paula Abdul.
Original Lyrics:
Swift and sly and I'm playing it cool, with my homegirl, Paula Abdul.
This version is only in the video and 'Greatest Hits' album.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We come together 'cause I possessed the track
Original Lyrics:
We come together 'cause opposites attract
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We come together 'cause I resist attacks
Original Lyrics:
We come together 'cause opposites attract
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We come together
'Cuz that's a single fact.
or
We come together
'Cuz that's a simple fact.
'Cuz that's a single fact.
or
We come together
'Cuz that's a simple fact.
Original Lyrics:
We come together
'Cuz opposites attract.
'Cuz opposites attract.
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We come together,
for sexual attraction and love
for sexual attraction and love
Original Lyrics:
We come together,
cuz opposites attract and you know
cuz opposites attract and you know
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We go to dinner, 'cause opposites attract
Original Lyrics:
We go together, 'cause opposites attract
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We go to dinner, 'cause opposites attract
Original Lyrics:
We go together, 'cause opposites attract
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You like the nudity on prime time TV
Original Lyrics:
You like the movies and I like TV
It seems as though nudity would be too hot for TV!
"Opposites Attract" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You like those boobies
Original Lyrics:
You like the movies
"Rock House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So the only way to teach you
Is to f*** you.
Is to f*** you.
Original Lyrics:
So the only way to teach you
Is to rock you.
Is to rock you.
B track on her 'Spellbound' album.
"Rush Rush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my heart, Almond Joy
Original Lyrics:
All my heart, all the joy
"Rush Rush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my heart, Almond Joy
Original Lyrics:
All my heart, all the joy
"Rush Rush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry hurry, lava, come to me.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry hurry, lover, come to me.
"Rush Rush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel you walk through me
Original Lyrics:
I can feel you all through me
"Rush Rush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna see you agree with me.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna see you free with me.
"Rush Rush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm not inside your arms I get traumatic, baby, yes I know
But I need you, I want you, oh man, I love you so!!
But I need you, I want you, oh man, I love you so!!
Original Lyrics:
If I'm not inside your arms I get dramatic, baby, yes I know
But I need you, I want you, oh man, I love you so!!
But I need you, I want you, oh man, I love you so!!
I thought it was traumatic for many years up till now when I realized it was dramatic when I read the lyrics of the songs. :-)
"Rush, Rush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And more than Heather knows
Original Lyrics:
And more than heaven knows
"Rush, Rush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna sing and greet with me
Original Lyrics:
I wanna see ya get free with me
"Rush, Rush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Push, push come on baby come for me
Original Lyrics:
Rush, rush come on baby, come to me
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you more than a hat for me?
Original Lyrics:
Are you more than hot for me?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you more than hockey?
Original Lyrics:
Are you more than hot for me?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the woman and the deed go hand in hand.
Original Lyrics:
But the words and the deed go hand in hand.
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the words and the teeth go hand in hand.
Original Lyrics:
But the words and the deed go hand in hand.
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you really wanna eat me for breakfast?
Original Lyrics:
Do you really wanna love me forever?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you really wanna have me over for breakfast?
Original Lyrics:
Do you really wanna love me forever?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you really wanna love me professor?
Original Lyrics:
Do you really wanna love me forever?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma caught me in a hit and run
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How about some inflammation please?
Original Lyrics:
How about some information please?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need to make amends.
Original Lyrics:
I don't need to make demands.
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need to make me guess
Original Lyrics:
I don't need to make demands
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep getting cheers
or
I keep taking pills
or
I keep taking pills
Original Lyrics:
I keep getting chills
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're only playing games
I'll just have to say, "A bub-a-bub-a-bub-ba-a-bub-a-bub-a-bub-ba"
I'll just have to say, "A bub-a-bub-a-bub-ba-a-bub-a-bub-a-bub-ba"
Original Lyrics:
If you're only playing games
I'll just have to say, "A b-b-b-bye, b-b-b-b-bye"
I'll just have to say, "A b-b-b-bye, b-b-b-b-bye"
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or M-I-S-H in your feet so real
or
Or M-I-S-H-N-O-P so real
or
Or M-I-S-H-N-O-P so real
Original Lyrics:
Or am I a page in your history
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or am I a b**ch in your history?
Original Lyrics:
Or am I a page in your history?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or hit my car in a hit and run.
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or ram my car in a hit and run.
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or ram my car in a hit and run?
or
Or rent my car in a hit and run?
or
Or rent my car in a hit and run?
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up downtown
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
When I am caught in a hit and run?
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
When I am caught in a hit and run?
Original Lyrics:
Straight up, now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever (oh oh oh)
Or am I a car in a hit and run?
Or am I a car in a hit and run?
Original Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever (oh oh oh)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or ram my car in a hit and run?
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or ram my car in a hit and run?
Original Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up now, Tony.
Original Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me.
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up, now tell me, 'Do you really wanna love me forever (oh, oh, oh)
When I'm cocking in a heat in a run?'
When I'm cocking in a heat in a run?'
Original Lyrics:
Straight up, now tell me, do you really wanna love me forever (oh, oh, oh)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I call in the hit and run
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't like to get my love sledding indoors
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't like to get my love caught in the slamming door
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are so hard to reach
You play hide and seek with your crude intentions
You play hide and seek with your crude intentions
Original Lyrics:
You are so hard to read
You play hide and seek with your true intentions
You play hide and seek with your true intentions
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are so hard to wreak
You play hide and seek
With your true indentions.
You play hide and seek
With your true indentions.
Original Lyrics:
You are so hard to reach
You play hide and seek
With your true intentions.
You play hide and seek
With your true intentions.
"Straight Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wrecked my car in a hit-and-run.
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit-and-run?
"The Promise Of A New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find yourself a new date.
Original Lyrics:
The promise of a new day
"The Promise Of A New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find yourself a nude date.
Original Lyrics:
The promise of a new day
"The Promise Of A New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise of a nude date.
Original Lyrics:
Promise of a new day.
"The Promise Of A New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ronnie's got a new date.
Original Lyrics:
Promise of a new day
"The Promise of a New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise I'll be Pooh bear
Original Lyrics:
Promise of a new day
"The Promise of a New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See charisma from mistakes in our past
Original Lyrics:
See the wisdom from mistakes in our past
"The Promise of a New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the winter from the days in our past
Original Lyrics:
See the wisdom from mistakes in our past
"The Promise of a New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the winter from these steaks in our past
Original Lyrics:
See the wisdom from mistakes in our past
"The Promise of a New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the wisdom from our steaks in our past
Original Lyrics:
See the wisdom from mistakes in our past
"The Promise of a New Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What has the final stay?
Original Lyrics:
What has the final say?
"The Way That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't the Bahamas
It ain't my new coat.
It ain't my new coat.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't the Bahamas
It ain't Monaco.
It ain't Monaco.
"The Way That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby cha love me!
Original Lyrics:
The way that you love me
"The Way That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't my Nicole.
Original Lyrics:
It ain't Monaco.
"The Way That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't the monkey or the island breeze
Original Lyrics:
It ain't the money or the diamond rings
"The Way That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't the party
Original Lyrics:
It ain't the money
"The Way That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't the trip to the zoo.
Original Lyrics:
It ain't the trips to Brazil.
"The Way That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just the way that you're in Raleigh
Original Lyrics:
It's just the way that you love me
"The Way That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or the trips to Madrid
Original Lyrics:
Or the trips to Brazil
"The Way That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With all the Christmassy gold
Original Lyrics:
With all the places we go
"Vibeology" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your body is carved next to me
You got that sexuality
And oh I love what you do when you do what you do
You got me putting the groove when you move
I need a funky way, I need a funky way
Horny Warren! OR Calling Warren!
You got that sexuality
And oh I love what you do when you do what you do
You got me putting the groove when you move
I need a funky way, I need a funky way
Horny Warren! OR Calling Warren!
Original Lyrics:
Your body is pumped next to me
You got that sensuality
And oh I love what you do when you do what you do
You got me pumped in the groove when you move
I'm in a funky way, I'm in a funky way
Horny horns!
You got that sensuality
And oh I love what you do when you do what you do
You got me pumped in the groove when you move
I'm in a funky way, I'm in a funky way
Horny horns!
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