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There are 62 misheard song lyrics for Paula Abdul on amIright currently.

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"Cold Hearted Snake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Co-Coca-Cola...snake!
Original Lyrics:
Co-Co-Co-Cold-hearted...snake!
"Cold Hearted"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted slave.
or
He's a cold hearted slate.
or
He's a cold hearted snail.
or
He's a cold hearted stake.
or
He's a cold heated steak.
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted snake.
"Cold Hearted"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold heated plate.
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold hearted snake.
"Cold Hearted"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold-hearted slayer.
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold-hearted snake.
"Cold Hearted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh oh! He's been selling fries!
Original Lyrics:
Uh oh! He's been telling lies!
"Cold-Hearted"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a cold-hearted slave
Original Lyrics:
He's a cold-hearted snake
"Forever Your Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey baby, you catch remember
I'm forever your girl.
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby, you got to remember
I'm forever your girl.
"Knocked Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Capo Vyto, la TK, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Caught blow-by-blow, love TKO.
"Knocked Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Captured by glow, love T.K.O.
or
Keep the fire's glow, love T.K.O.
Original Lyrics:
Caught blow-by-blow, love T.K.O
"Knocked Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slapped me off of my feat.
Original Lyrics:
Swept me off of my feet.
"Knocked Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me knocked up
Original Lyrics:
You got me knocked out
"Knocked Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got me knocked...up.
Original Lyrics:
You've got me knocked...out.
"One Or The Other"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't have your kick Anita Juice
Original Lyrics:
You can't have your cake and eat it too
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you know kitty fiction just a natural fact?
Original Lyrics:
And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact.
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you know nonfiction is a natural fact.
Original Lyrics:
And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact.
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
Apple seeds attract
Original Lyrics:
Opposites attract
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheery fiction
Just a natural fact
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherry fiction
or
Hairy fiction
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction.
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold that thought! We could be lovers!
Original Lyrics:
Who'd have thought, we could be lovers?
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold that thought,
we could be lovers
Original Lyrics:
Who'd have thought,
we could lovers?
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't b****in', it's a natural fact.
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction, it's a natural fact.
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
I aint bitchin'
Original Lyrics:
It aint fiction
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
I go to bed early
and I potty all night
Original Lyrics:
I go to bed early
and I party all night
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was sex-attacked.
Original Lyrics:
Opposites attract
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a mother,
she's like a wuss
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a minus,
she's like a plus
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a mother
She's like a puss.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a minus
She's like a plus.
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't fiction
Just a cataract
We come together 'cause opposites attract
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction
Just a natural fact
We come together 'cause opposites attract
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty fictions
Original Lyrics:
It ain't fiction.
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our friends are sane.
Original Lyrics:
Our friends are sayin'.
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
We come together 'cause I possessed the track
Original Lyrics:
We come together 'cause opposites attract
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
We come together
'Cuz that's a single fact.
or
We come together
'Cuz that's a simple fact.
Original Lyrics:
We come together
'Cuz opposites attract.
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
We come together `cause I resist attacks
Original Lyrics:
We come together `cause opposites attract
"Opposites Attract"
Misheard Lyrics:
We come together,
for sexual attraction and love
Original Lyrics:
We come together,
cuz opposites attract and you know
"Promise Of A New Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find yourself a new date.
Original Lyrics:
Promise of a new day
"Promise Of A New Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise of a nude date.
Original Lyrics:
Promise of a new day.
"Promise of a New Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find yourself a new date
Original Lyrics:
Promise of a new day
"Promise of a New Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ronnie's got a new date.
Original Lyrics:
Promise of a new day
"Rock House"
Misheard Lyrics:
So the only way to teach you
Is to f*** you.
Original Lyrics:
So the only way to teach you
Is to rock you.
B track on her 'Spellbound' album.
"Rush Rush"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my heart, Almond Joy
Original Lyrics:
All my heart, all the joy
"Rush, Rush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mush, Mush
Original Lyrics:
Rush, Rush
"Rush, Rush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Push, Push
Original Lyrics:
Rush, Rush
"Rush, Rush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Push, push come on baby come for me
Original Lyrics:
Rush, rush come on baby, come to me
"Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the words and the teeth go hand in hand.
Original Lyrics:
But the words and the deed go hand in hand.
"Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you really wanna eat me for breakfast?
Original Lyrics:
Do you really wanna love me forever?
"Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you really wanna have me over for breakfast?
Original Lyrics:
Do you really wanna love me forever?
"Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in a tree
Original Lyrics:
Lost in a dream
"Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or M-I-S-H in your feet so real
or
Or M-I-S-H-N-O-P so real
or
Or M-I-S-H-N-O-P so real
Original Lyrics:
Or am I a page in your history
"Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or am I a b**** in your history?
Original Lyrics:
Or am I a page in your history?
"Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or hit my car in a hit and run.
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or ram my car in a hit and run.
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
I noticed you entered the song, but put 'or hit my car in a hit and run' instead. The song actually sounds like she's saying ram (for when she says 'or am') Neat site you have here btw.
"Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up downtown
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
When I am caught in a hit and run?
Original Lyrics:
Straight up, now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever
Or am I a car in a hit and run.
Original Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me do you really wanna love me forever
Or am I caught in a hit and run.
"Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or ram my car in a hit and run?
Original Lyrics:
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever (Oh, oh, oh!)
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight up, now tell me, 'Do you really wanna love me forever
When I'm cocking in a heat in a run?'
Original Lyrics:
Straight up, now tell me, 'Do you really wanna love me forever
Or am I caught in a hit and run?'
"Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I call in the hit and run
Original Lyrics:
Or am I caught in a hit and run?
"Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are so hard to wreak
You play hide and seek
With your true indentions.
Original Lyrics:
You are so hard to reach
You play hide and seek
With your true intentions.
"The Way That You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't the Bahamas
It ain't my new coat.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't the Bahamas
It ain't Monaco.
"The Way That You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't the Bahamas
It ain't my new coat.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't the Bahamas
It ain't Monaco.
"The Way That You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby cha love me!
Original Lyrics:
The way that you love me
"The Way That You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't my Nicole.
Original Lyrics:
It ain't Monaco.
"The Way That You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't the trip to the zoo.
Original Lyrics:
It ain't the trips to Brazil.

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Paula Abdul - Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com

Forever Your Girl album at Amazon.com

Spellbound album at Amazon.com

Shut up & Dance: Dance Mixes album at Amazon.com

Head over Heels album at Amazon.com
 
 
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