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Album cover parody of decemberunderground by AFI
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Quotes:

As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it and let it hold you until they come...

Davey Havok
Submitted by: Raven
Interviewer: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you?
Jade: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand.
Davey: [looking confused] What?!
Submitted by: Bethany
There are additional AFI music quotes available.

Band Name Origins:

  • In high school before they even knew how to use their instruments, they came up with the name "ants farming indonesia" since they never thought they'd make it big. I read it in Smash Magazine back in '95. Submitted by: Myst
  • The band comprised of Davey, Jade, Adam, and Hunter has always stood for "A Fire Inside". Previously, it was known as Anthems For Insubordinates, and NOT (despite popular belief) Asking For It. The reason fans were told to write to Asking For It was because they wrote in to ask for free merchendise and information about the band. Submitted by: Nixx

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"That Cellulite Nightmare""This Celluloid Dream"Lizzie

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Bleed Black,"Blood is not that color, sorry.Jake
"Kill Caustic,"What Is A Caustic?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!? SeriouslySt. Jimmy
"Death Of Seasons,"Seasons dont dieKristin
"Dancing Through Sunday,"You Just Can'tKristin

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Who Do You Think You Are?," Spice Girls"Miss Murder," AFI

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Carcinogen Rush" originally "Carcinogen Crush"
Ashleigh Gordon
"Silver And Old" originally "Silver And Cold"
Olga Ruiz
"At A Lance" originally "At A Glance"
Naomi Swanson

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Midnight Stun" originally "Midnight Sun"
Peter
"Midnight Spun" originally "Midnight Sun"
Peter
"Hearts Frozen Spoil Sod Once More By The Spring..." originally "Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More By The Spring...."
Naomi Swanson

Change a Letter:

"Silver And Gold" originally "Silver And Cold"
A much more obvious combination!
Joe Siebert
"Veronica Sawyer Spokes" originally "Veronica Sawyer Smokes"
Like on in her bicycle wheels.
Peter
"Veronica Sawyer Smores" originally "Veronica Sawyer Smokes"
Hopefully she'll share those smores.
Peter
"Miss Mulder" originally "Miss Murder"
Josh
"Mess Murder" originally "Miss Murder"
Reese Without Her Spoon

There are additional AFI song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

June 16
a parody of "The Leaving Song Pt. II" by AFI
The agony and angst of eating too much.
xanga.com: (flash)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Miss Murder""Mythbusters"Crazy Dave
"Miss Murder""Mythbusters"Abbott Skelding
"Summer Shudder""Hummer Sputter"Matt Flora
"Miss Murder""My Napkin"Drake
"Rabbits Are Roadkill on Route 37""My Voice is Roadkill, So is My Career"Some damn ferret and his GF...again
"Love Like Winter""Porn, Like... Lots."Chris 'UZ' White
"Miss Murder""AFI"GrayJ
"Love Like Winter""AFI Sucks"Daniel Shaltes
"Love Like Winter""(AFI) Rocks In Concert"Joel Martinez
"Miss Murder""Mr. Alkaline"Everett

There are additional AFI song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
I Wanna Get A Mohawk (But Mom Won't Let Me Get OneHair GelJ.J.
Clove Smoke CatharsisAnti-Smoking PSAJ.J.
Advances In Modern TechnologyAnti-DepressantsJ.J.
Love Like WinterJackets/Sweatshirtsthat guy.
37mmGun ControlAaron
There are additional AFI commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Art of LosiingBoston Red SoxJames
The Art Of LosingLos Angeles ClippersSports
Miss MurderCounty JailAshy
Miss MurderDetective HotlineAshy
Girl's Not GreyHair Dye FactoryMeagan
There are additional AFI on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
   Pat Benatar
Miss Murder
   Afi
Hit Me With Your Best Shot, Miss Murder
Ashley Michelle Mcgowan
Love Me, Love Me
   Dean Martin
Endlessly, She Said
   A.F.I.
Love Me, Love Me, Endlessly, She Said
Josh
Beyond Electric Dreams
   Bad Religion
This Celluloid Dream
   A.F.I.
Beyond This Electric Celluloid Dream
Josh
Diary Of Jane
   Breaking Benjamin
Miss Murder
   AFI
Diary Of Miss Murder
that guy.
There are additional AFI duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

A Fire Insight
AFI combined with Deep Insight
(Note: AFI stands for 'A Fire Inside.') They'd either be an American emo band or a Finnish punk band, I guess.
Submitted By: Selo Suicide

Misheard Lyrics:

"Love Like Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bit my lip, and drank my war
From years before.
Original Lyrics:
He bit my lip, and drank my warmth
From years before.
"...But Home Is Nowhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my wife, this is a turtle.
Original Lyrics:
This is my line, this is eternal.
"Beautiful Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
My dinner is cooked, angel
Original Lyrics:
My dear, there is no danger
"Girl's Not Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swim in the dark tonight
This sinking ground

(What follows) me to the darkest place and I will
(Will swallow whole) just has to be imbued
(What follows) has led me to this place
Where I appear along with all the rest
What follows

I'm innocent tonight
My corazon
I thank God's grace tonight
Could it be found?
Original Lyrics:
Swim in the calm tonight
This art does drown

(What follows) me as the whitest lace of light
(Will swallow whole) just begs to be imbrued?
(What follows) has led me to this place
Where I belong, with all erased
What follows

All insects sing tonight
The coldest sound
I'd send God's grace tonight
Could it be found?
There are additional AFI misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Beautiful Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
My dinner is cooked, angel
Original Lyrics:
My dear, there is no danger

Story about this misheard lyric by: Radha Singh

The first couple times I heard this song being played the first part sounded like Davey singing, "My dinner is cooked, angel". I knew that couldn't be right when I read Davey's lips during the music vid so looked up the actual lyrics. Wow was I way off. Sometimes I feel Davey purposely doesn't enunciate to make his songs even more mysterious...hehe

There are additional AFI misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Key Lime Pie"
The Funny Lyrics:
Key lime pie, infatuation that shouldn't exist, key lime pie, indulge and I am in your debt. key lime pie, inspire me with foolish love, key lime pie, your green filling makes me inept. flaky crust is what I lust, your fresh lime scent is a must. take me with coffee, never with tea, you're the pie that pleases me. people gawk, "is that pie green?" ask for a bite, "f you, I'm mean." key lime pie, cheapest hooker I've ever had, key lime pie, last slice gleaming, if you're out I'm mad. key lime pie, poke fun and laugh and jest, key lime pie, don't bother me digest, key lime pie.
Why They're Funny:
Obviously, he's in love with an inanimate object.
Submitted by: Madi
"Love Like Winter"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's in the blood, it's in the blood.
I met my love before I was born...
Why They're Funny:
Really, Davey? I highly doubt that...
Submitted by: Your Worst Nightmare
There are additional AFI Funny lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"This Time Imperfect"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I'd show a smile
but I'm too weak
I'd share with you
Could I only speak
Why They're Insincere:
It takes more muscles to smile than to frown, Davey. And if you're already singing, why can't you just sing your pain to the girl already? I know he's trying to be tragic and convey a dying soul, but really!
Submitted by: LadyGaladriel
 

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Crop Tub"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Maybe you need affection,
I'd like to help you but I can't stand when you're around:
F*** you very much.
Why They're Insulting:
It's cutting, it's scathing, it's beautiful. I think we've all felt like this at some point.
Submitted by: Charloote
"Two of a Kind"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I'd like to see you before you see me.
I'd like to see you.
I'd like to see you leave.
Why They're Insulting:
That's just mean.
Submitted by: heather

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"A-F-I
the letters are pronnounced seperately
Submitted by: Stone Cold Crazio

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Cereal Wars"
The Lyrics:
Get up early in the morning,
going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
Fuckin' store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock,
it's got a condom in the box.
I'll try some cocoa puffs today.
What the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best,
they've got more marshmallows than the rest.
There's not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies,
and always stay away from wheaties.
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, 'liked 'em a lot.
It's the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes
and then I could try sugar bombs.
The soggies will never get Cap'n Crunch,
I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet,
that's the only kind I'll eat.
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you?
Product Brand Name:
Post, Kellogs, General Mills Monsters Cocoa Puffs Wheaties Dinos Erkles
Submitted by: Calli
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Miss Murder"
Opening Lines:
Hey Miss Murder can I, Hey Miss Murder can I, Make beauty stay if I take my life?
Comments:
AFI's first radio hit.
Submitted by: tastes_like_chicken_32
 

Song Title Space Change:

"... But Home Is Now Here" originally "... But Home Is Nowhere"
We moved, remember?
Submitted by: Josh
"Girl Snot Grey" originally "Girl's Not Grey"
Submitted by: Josh
"A Tag Lance" originally "At A Glance"
Submitted by: Naomi Swanson
"...But Home Is Now Here" originally "...But Home Is Nowhere"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

Song Title Anagrams:

"Miser's Drum" originally "Miss Murder"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Miser's Drum" originally "Miss Murder"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Devil's Caldron" originally "Silver and Cold"
My 200th song anagram entry!
Submitted by: Josh
"Landlord Vices" originally "Silver and Cold"
Submitted by: Josh
"Tuning a Dachshund Orgy" originally "Dancing Through Sunday"
Hmmm... Strange fetish there!
Submitted by: Josh

There are additional AFI Song Title Anagrams available.

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Hearts Frozen Solid..." Length: 0:37
Title originally "Hearts Frozen Solid, Thawed Once More By The Spring Of Rage, Despair And Hopelessness". Surely the shortest song with the longest title ever.
Submitted by: Aiko
"Cereal Wars" Length: 1:17
A song about cereal... xD
Submitted by: Hawky
"Prelude 12/21" Length: 1:36
It has lyrics and everything, & it's the only song by AFI I have... even though called prelude, it has a chorus and verses and is a song in its own right.
Submitted by: Alex

Foreign Language in English Songs:

"The Leaving Song, Pt. 2"
The Lyrics:
He estado aqui Muchas veces antes Y regreso...
Why:
This is Spanish for: "I've been here many times before and I return..."
Submitted by: Cabeza de Chorlito
"Love Like Winter"
The Lyrics:
Read the lines in the mirror through the lipstick tray
"Por siempre"
Why:
Por siempre means 'forever' in Spanish. AFI has a few other songs in which random Spanish is thrown about, the other one coming to my mind being "The Leaving Song Part II".
Submitted by: Ricky

Hidden Tracks:

"This Time Imperfect"
On Sing The Sorrow after ...But Home Is Nowhere. It starts at 9:00 minutes.
Submitted by: Casey

Missing Parts:

"The Leaving Song Part 2"
There is a part 1, but it's 9 tracks later!
Submitted by: Hawky

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