Song Parodies -> Porn, Like... Lots.
| Original Song Title: | "Love Like Winter" |
| Original Performer: | AFI |
| Parody Song Title: | "Porn, Like... Lots." |
| Parody Written by: | Chris 'UZ' White |
Here you go, everyone, my best parody. It's greatly enhanced when you're listening to the song when you read it.
Brain and Hormones in a fight
I wind up at porn every night.
Downloads into my C drive and fills it up tight.
(I like porno…)
Now I'm stuck here with loads
Of Terabytes, Terabytes.
I'm in a rut, from all the smut
I guess my compy has been forlorn
Fetishy Stuff, can't get enough
But now my hard drive has been adorned
With too much porn…
Way too much porn…
Norton Antivirus fades
All of the wires and chips are frayed
There's enough smut here to keep me busy for days.
(Or even weeks)
I said "I need the Geek Squad".
My interface is in a blaze.
I'm in a rut, from all the smut
I guess my compy has been forlorn
Fetishy Stuff, can't get enough
But now my hard drive has been adorned
With too much porn…
Way too much porn…
Jammed by Porno…
Boobs, Boobs…
Jammed by Porno, Porno… 69!
I'm in a rut, from all the smut
I guess my compy has been forlorn
Fetishy Stuff, can't get enough
But now my hard drive has been adorned
With too much porn…
Way too much porn…
I wind up at porn every night.
Downloads into my C drive and fills it up tight.
(I like porno…)
Now I'm stuck here with loads
Of Terabytes, Terabytes.
I'm in a rut, from all the smut
I guess my compy has been forlorn
Fetishy Stuff, can't get enough
But now my hard drive has been adorned
With too much porn…
Way too much porn…
Norton Antivirus fades
All of the wires and chips are frayed
There's enough smut here to keep me busy for days.
(Or even weeks)
I said "I need the Geek Squad".
My interface is in a blaze.
I'm in a rut, from all the smut
I guess my compy has been forlorn
Fetishy Stuff, can't get enough
But now my hard drive has been adorned
With too much porn…
Way too much porn…
Jammed by Porno…
Boobs, Boobs…
Jammed by Porno, Porno… 69!
I'm in a rut, from all the smut
I guess my compy has been forlorn
Fetishy Stuff, can't get enough
But now my hard drive has been adorned
With too much porn…
Way too much porn…
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
 | | | Pacing | | How Funny | | Overall Rating | | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 1 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 1 |
|
2 |
|
1 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 1 |
|
1 |
|
2 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 6 |
|
6 |
|
6 |
|
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
344, mines better!!!!!!!
I LIKE PORN TOO!! but don't tell anyone!555
way better look at all the comments mne got...
look at all the ones that got tooken of of this site because they were to cool
Daniel your stupid parody got more comments saying that everyone hated it you fag and telling you that you don't know how to spell. Not because it was better. And anyways AFI is better than some fake mexican wrestler. (I have nothing against Mexicans by the way)
that was terrible. watch your back. Davey Havok will kill you.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/afi23.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 190
Sing the Sorrow album at Amazon.com
The Art of Drowning album at Amazon.com
All Hallows E.P. album at Amazon.com
Black Sails in the Sunset album at Amazon.com
A Fire Inside album at Amazon.com
A.F.I. album at Amazon.com
Shut Your Mouth & Open Your Eyes album at Amazon.com
Answer That and Stay Fashionable album at Amazon.com
Very Proud of Ya album at Amazon.com
