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Song Parodies -> "Porn, Like... Lots."

Original Song Title:

"Love Like Winter"

Original Performer:

AFI

Parody Song Title:

"Porn, Like... Lots."

Parody Written by:

Chris 'UZ' White

The Lyrics

Here you go, everyone, my best parody. It's greatly enhanced when you're listening to the song when you read it.
Brain and Hormones in a fight
I wind up at porn every night.
Downloads into my C drive and fills it up tight.
(I like porno…)
Now I'm stuck here with loads
Of Terabytes, Terabytes.

I'm in a rut, from all the smut
I guess my compy has been forlorn
Fetishy Stuff, can't get enough
But now my hard drive has been adorned
With too much porn…
Way too much porn…

Norton Antivirus fades
All of the wires and chips are frayed
There's enough smut here to keep me busy for days.
(Or even weeks)
I said "I need the Geek Squad".
My interface is in a blaze.

I'm in a rut, from all the smut
I guess my compy has been forlorn
Fetishy Stuff, can't get enough
But now my hard drive has been adorned
With too much porn…
Way too much porn…

Jammed by Porno…
Boobs, Boobs…
Jammed by Porno, Porno… 69!

I'm in a rut, from all the smut
I guess my compy has been forlorn
Fetishy Stuff, can't get enough
But now my hard drive has been adorned
With too much porn…
Way too much porn…

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 12

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daniel - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
344, mines better!!!!!!!
Joel Martinez - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I LIKE PORN TOO!! but don't tell anyone!555
daniel(again) - July 29, 2007 - Report this comment
way better look at all the comments mne got... look at all the ones that got tooken of of this site because they were to cool
Daniel Hater - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Daniel your stupid parody got more comments saying that everyone hated it you fag and telling you that you don't know how to spell. Not because it was better. And anyways AFI is better than some fake mexican wrestler. (I have nothing against Mexicans by the way)
esther - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
that was terrible. watch your back. Davey Havok will kill you.

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