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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Alkaline"

Original Song Title:

"Miss Murder"

Original Performer:

AFI

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Alkaline"

Parody Written by:

Everett

The Lyrics

A parody i though up of while i was bored eating nachos.
Hey Mr. Alkaline?
Hey Mr. Alkaline?
Make power stay if I,
Charge your life?

Whoa-oh-ohh

With just some lead and acid
You get a power mixture.
Don't eat it or you will break your heart.
The stuff that makes cars drive;
And super robots fly.
Im here to wonder why.
I ate a 24 of them with a guy.

Hey Mr. Alkaline?
Hey Mr. Alkaline?
Make power stay if I,
Charge your life?
Whoa-oh-ohh
(ohh)

Dreams of the outlet won't pass
You only used in gameboys
Charge will last when powers out.
The metal that electrifies;
Mecury was left behind.
And how the Zinc cried
He left hydro-power behind.

Hey Mr. Alkaline?
Hey Mr. Alkaline?
Make power stay if I,
Charge your life?
Whoa-oh-ohh

I change you, make you
Within this mysterous factory?
I hate Lithium Ion.
That Thermal battery you love,
Will fizzle out without heat.
We're empty without the charge from the wall
Ever seeking for energy.
Ever Reaching for that super battery,
but what would ever make something that dies out?

Hey Mr. Alkaline?
Hey Mr. Alkaline?
Make power stay if I,
Charge your life?
Whoa-oh-ohh

Hey Mr. Alkaline?
Hey Mr. Alkaline?
Make power stay if I,
Charge your life?
Whoa-oh-ohh
This is my first parody. Im kinda a n00b at it. Please dont go to hard.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Anonymous - December 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow that was pretty much amazing. A+++
daniel - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
afi sucks!!!!!!!!!!
Iced Print - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Agreed. I used to think they were cool Until I heard that piece of crap for a song "Love Like Winter" afi suck!!!!!!!!!!
daniel - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
thank u for agreeing with me
Everett - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
U guys suck.
Joel Martinez - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought the parody was pretty funny, 555
Daniel - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
i feel sorry for u everett because u like afi and that is sad it makes me sad when people like this stupid band or it makes me die inside!!!!!! (btw getting mad at people to try to get them to not like afi didn't work so i'm trying this)

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