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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for AFI that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 289 misheard song lyrics for AFI on amIright currently.

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"...But Home Is Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cats gnaw their butts off
Original Lyrics:
Can't solve this puzzle
"...But Home Is Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dude, this itch is so unnatural.
Original Lyrics:
To this nature, so unnatural.
"...But Home Is Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a lion, this is a toilet
How did I ever end up beef?
Original Lyrics:
This is my line, this is eternal
How did I ever end up here?
"...But Home Is Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my line, this is a turtle!
how did I ever wet the bed?!
Original Lyrics:
This is my line, this is eternal
how did I ever end up here?
"...But Home Is Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my line, this is a turtle.
Original Lyrics:
This is my line, this is eternal.
"...But Home Is Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my wife, this is a turtle.
Original Lyrics:
This is my line, this is eternal.
"...But Home Is Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the director saw the show
Original Lyrics:
When the director sold the show
"100 Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
My beautiful voice is destroyed.
Original Lyrics:
Now beautiful boys, let's destroy.
"3 1/2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bring the German Army gay.
Original Lyrics:
I'm premature in my decay.
"3 1/2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm pretty sure I might be gay.
Original Lyrics:
I'm premature in my decay.
"37mm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time that I
Try not to fly
I fall
Original Lyrics:
Every time that I
Try to pacify
I fall
"6 To 8" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
John 5 makes it all worth while.
Original Lyrics:
Your fire makes it all worth while.
"6 to 8" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way, yeah
I saw that I was asleep
All the way, yeah
'Cause Jump5 makes it all worthwhile.
Original Lyrics:
On the way
I saw five hours of sleep
On the way
But your fire makes it all worthwhile.
"A Single Second" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once I was warm
Now I'm f***ing pregnant.
Original Lyrics:
Once I was warm
Now I'm f***ing freezing.
"A Winter's Tale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I too late..for the amulet?
Original Lyrics:
I perambulate, somnambulant.
"A Winter's Tale"
Misheard Lyrics:
I strangle white guys.
Original Lyrics:
A string of white lights.
"Advances In Modern Technology" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever own monkeys cause they'll rule tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
Forever unlucky, cause I'll own tomorrow.
"Advances In Modern Technology" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take nothing from nothing
I used to wet the bed!
Original Lyrics:
Take nothing from nothing
And you'll have nothing left.
"Affliction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fred the Walrus!
Woah... Walrus!
Original Lyrics:
Spend time, walk it!
Woah ...Walk it!
"Affliction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a fish, and I...
Original Lyrics:
All my friends and I...
"Affliction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slam the walrus! Woah...walk on it!
Original Lyrics:
Spend time, walk it! Woah ...Walk it!
"Affliction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Were you holding hams when my wrists bled?
Original Lyrics:
Were you holding hands when my wrists bled?
"Affliction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Were you holding hands with my girlfriend?
Original Lyrics:
Were you holding hands when my hands bled?
"At A Glance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm moustache, so quickly growing cold.
Original Lyrics:
The warmest eyes, so quickly growing cold.
"At A Glance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm moustache
So quickly growing cold.
Original Lyrics:
The warmest eyes
So quickly growing cold.
"At A Glance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The warmest thighs
So quickly, growing cold.
Original Lyrics:
The warmest eyes
So quickly, growing cold.
"Beautiful Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics:
My dinner is cooked, angel
Original Lyrics:
My dear, there is no danger
"Bleed Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am exploring my insides
I find they tesselate.
Original Lyrics:
I am exploring the inside
I find it desolate.
"Bleed Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Bobby is the intern
I'm an associate.
Original Lyrics:
I am exploring the inside
I find it desolate.
"Bleed Black" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you, Lisa!
Original Lyrics:
If you listen
"Celluloid Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
A v***na song they sang
Original Lyrics:
Of a joyous song they sang
"Celluloid Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
It twisted men.
Original Lyrics:
It twisted me.
"Celluloid Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like romantic verses
Just like a joyous hymn.
Original Lyrics:
Just like romantic verses
Just like a joyous end.
"Crop Tub" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, you need attention
I'd like you up the butt.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe you need affection
I'd like to help you, but...
"Cruise Control" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to f*** you
Skull f*** you.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to f*** you
So f*** you.
"Dancing Through Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know of Hoobastank
Because of Blink.
Original Lyrics:
I know we'll leave a stain
Because I bleed.
"Dancing Through Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an a**h***, I'm an a**h***.
Original Lyrics:
And we dance on, and we dance on.
"Dancing Through Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an a**hole! I'm an a**hole!
Original Lyrics:
And we dance on! And we dance on!
"Dancing Through Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm unnatural, I'm unnatural.
Original Lyrics:
And we dance on, and we dance on.
"Dancing Through Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, redemptive misery
I'm an a**hole, I'm an a**hole.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, we dance in misery
And we dance on, and we dance on.
"Dancing Through Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, we dance in misery
I'm an a**hole! I'm an a**hole!
Original Lyrics:
oh, we dance in misery
And we dance oh, and we dance oh.
"Dancing Through Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, we dance in misery
I'm an a**hole, I'm an a**hole!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, we dance in misery
And we dance on, and we dance on!
"Dancing Through Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, we dance in misery
In an echo, in an echo
Original Lyrics:
Oh, we dance in misery
And we dance on! And we dance on!
"Dancing Through Sunday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, we dare to disagree
I'm an a**hole! I'm an a**hole!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, we dance in misery
And we dance on! And we dance on!
"Days Of The Phoenix"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the king of Norway.
Original Lyrics:
Our dreams seemed not far away.
"Days Of The Phoenix"
Misheard Lyrics:
The puke apon the bed
Original Lyrics:
The figure on the bed
"Death Of Seasons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ae you gay?
Original Lyrics:
I decay.
"Death Of Seasons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I hope to shape the world.
Original Lyrics:
And I hope to shade the world.
"Death Of Seasons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I hope, to shave the world!
Original Lyrics:
And I hope to shade the world.
"Death Of Seasons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gay?
Original Lyrics:
I decay.
"Death Of Seasons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gay?
Original Lyrics:
I decay.
"Death Of Seasons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope to shake the world.
Original Lyrics:
And I hope to shape the world.
"Death of Seasons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I hope to shave the world.
Original Lyrics:
And I hope to shade the world.
"Dream Of Waking" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate at Subway
Between, latrine
Original Lyrics:
I end up somewhere
Between a dream.
"End Transmission"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull the top down, use your knees to drive
I'll make it worth your while just let me taste this guy
Original Lyrics:
Pull the top down, use your knees to drive
I'll make it worth your while just let me taste the sky
"Ever And A Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you be my, be my baloney?
Original Lyrics:
Will you be my, be my beloved?
"Ever And A Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you be my, beaver baloney?
Will you help, help me to get through?
Will you, be my, beaver destruct-o?
Will you hold, the cheese I've saved for you.
Original Lyrics:
Will you be my, be my beloved?
Will you help, help me to get through?
Will you be my, be my destruction?
Will you help--three tears I've saved for you?
"Exsanguination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you will fine me.
Original Lyrics:
And you will find me.
"Exsanguination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have arrived, I dont want to shave.
Original Lyrics:
I have arrived, so unashamed.
"Fall Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The stakes are hollow
Familiar, forever
I swear I will follow
Do you know I'll come to life?
Original Lyrics:
This day so hallowed
From here to forever
It's will I will follow
Tonight will come to life.
"Fall Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This day we celebrate the whales, now.
Original Lyrics:
This day we celebrate, the wait now ends.
"Girl Not Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she swallows.
Original Lyrics:
And follow.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All losers sing tonight.
Original Lyrics:
All insects sing tonight.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And swallow.
Original Lyrics:
And follow.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you sexing tonight
Original Lyrics:
All insects sing tonight
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Has led me to this place where I belong, with all the rest.
Original Lyrics:
Has led me to this place where I belong with all erased.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Has led me to this plate where I eat pilaf.
Original Lyrics:
Has led me to this place where I belong.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am sexing tonight.
Original Lyrics:
All insects sing tonight.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I look sexy tonight.
Original Lyrics:
All insects sing tonight.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I look sexy tonight
F*** all the sound
Original Lyrics:
All insects sing tonight
The coldest sound
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need Sex Ed tonight.
Original Lyrics:
The insects sing tonight.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need sex ed tonight.
Original Lyrics:
All insects sing tonight.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need sexin' tonight.
Original Lyrics:
All insects sing tonight.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need sexing tonight
F*** all the sound.
Original Lyrics:
The insects sing tonight
The coldest sound.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will succeed tonight.
Original Lyrics:
All insects sing tonight.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will succeed tonight
F*** all the sound.
Original Lyrics:
All insects sing tonight
The coldest sound.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will succeed tonight
F*** all the sound.
Original Lyrics:
All insects sing tonight
The coldest sound.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll lay Saxon tonight.
Original Lyrics:
All insects sing tonight.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll need success tonight
Fork over some.
Original Lyrics:
All insects sing tonight
The coldest sound.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll sex you up tonight.
Original Lyrics:
All insects sing tonight.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My fatha, he has the wildest place to party.
Original Lyrics:
What follows me as the whitiest lace of light.
Fatha, as in father.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My private's the color red.
Original Lyrics:
Where I belong with all erased.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooo! She's got the whitest legs.
Original Lyrics:
What follows me, as the whitest lace of light.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swim in the c** tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Swim in the calm tonight.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swim in the dark tonight
This sinking ground

(What follows) me to the darkest place and I will
(Will swallow whole) just has to be imbued
(What follows) has led me to this place
Where I appear along with all the rest
What follows

I'm innocent tonight
My corazon
I thank God's grace tonight
Could it be found?
Original Lyrics:
Swim in the calm tonight
This art does drown

(What follows) me as the whitest lace of light
(Will swallow whole) just begs to be imbued?
(What follows) has led me to this place
Where I belong, with all erased
What follows

All insects sing tonight
The coldest sound
I'd send God's grace tonight
Could it be found?
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This sawdust round
Original Lyrics:
This art does drown.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I belong without a race.
Original Lyrics:
Where I belong with all erased.
"Girl's Not Grey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where I get peed on with all the rain
Original Lyrics:
Where I belong, with all erased
"God Called In Sick Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to listen to the vines.
Original Lyrics:
I'm caught in the twisting of the vine.
"Halloween" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little men are shooting blades.
Original Lyrics:
Little dead are soon in graves.
This is a cover of the Misfits song.
"Halloween" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Palm pilots burrnin' bright
Original Lyrics:
Bonfires burnin' bright
"Halloween" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tic-Tacs hanging from poles.
Original Lyrics:
Dead cats hanging from poles.
"He Who Laughs Last" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got a problem
First of all there is no way
I'll eat this f***ing broccoli.
Original Lyrics:
We've got a problem?
First of all, there is no 'we',
I'm detatched from you completely.
"Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More By The Spring..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa! I am dissecting!
Original Lyrics:
Whoa! I will die screaming!
The actual title of this song is 'Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More By The Spring Of Rage, Despair, And Hopelessness,' but it didn't fit. That strikes me as kind of funny...
"Hearts Frozen Solid..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Scream my last breath, and eat a sandwich
Original Lyrics:
Scream my last breath in useless anguish
The full title of this 30-second-long song is "Hearts Frozen Solid, Thawed Once More by the Spring of Rage, Despair, and Hopelessness". Wow dude, the song title's almost as long as the song itself...
"Hearts Frozen Solid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Squeeze my last bread into a sandwich.
Original Lyrics:
Scream my last breath, in useless anguish.
"Keeping Out Of Direct Sunlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the ones who rap about Versailles.
Original Lyrics:
We are the ones who have a fire inside.
"Kill Caustic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I stutter too fast now.
Original Lyrics:
That is turning too fast now.
"Kill Caustic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Collect your 1, 3, 4's
I hope your family dines.
Original Lyrics:
Connect to a three-volt
I hope your battery dies.
"Kill Caustic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Connect 1,2,3,4!
Original Lyrics:
Connect to a three-volt!
"Kill Caustic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess I was the one to
Ride that, ride that pony ride
Original Lyrics:
Guess I was the one to
Ride that, ride that dirty ride
"Kill Caustic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just died in my sexy car.
Original Lyrics:
Just nine and the six are gone.
"Kill Caustic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just died in my sexy car.
Original Lyrics:
Just nine and the six are gone.
"Kill Caustic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rats and rats and cherry pie
Original Lyrics:
Ride that, ride that dirty ride.
"Leaving Song Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break out, is this a feeling?
Burn down, the screaming.
Original Lyrics:
Break down and cease all feeling
Burn now what once was breathing.
"Leaving Song Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate a lime, now it consumes me.
Original Lyrics:
I ate it slow, now it consumes me.
"Leaving Song Pt.2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate a lime, I ate it slow
Now it consumes me.
Original Lyrics:
I took the life, I ate it slow
Now it consumes me.
"Leaving Song: Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took the knife, I held it slow.
Original Lyrics:
I took the life, I headed slow.
"Lost Souls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what you've done to me now
You redneck p****.
Original Lyrics:
Look what you've done to me now
You've made me perfect.
"Love Like Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Free fall
Into the flood.
Original Lyrics:
Three, four
It's in the blood.
"Love Like Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bit my lip, and drank my war
From years before.
Original Lyrics:
He bit my lip, and drank my warmth
From years before.
"Love Like Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the mud
Into the mud
I never loved, I never loved before I was born
He wanted love, I disappoint
He bit my lip, and drank my wound
From years before.
Original Lyrics:
It’s in the blood
It’s in the blood
I met my love, I met my love before I was born
He wanted love, I taste of blood
He bit my lip, and drank my warmth
From years before.
"Love like Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll warn you once to turn away
Original Lyrics:
Warn your warmth to turn away
"Love like Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warn your wolf to turn away
Original Lyrics:
Warn your warmth to turn away
"Malleus Maleficarium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll lie down by your sandwich.
Original Lyrics:
I'll die drowned by your standards.
"Malleus Maleficarium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My a** is falling.
Original Lyrics:
My ashes falling.
"Malleus Maleficarum" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Breathe in the life of the summer's death
As the orange and red bring nipple spread.
Original Lyrics:
Breathe in the life of the summer's death
As the orange and red breathe their first breath.
"Malleus Maleficarum" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll buy brown by your dandruff.
Original Lyrics:
I'll die drowned by your standards.
"Malleus Maleficarum" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll die within my family
Breathe in the lights but the summer's dead
There's orange and red beat on my head.
Original Lyrics:
I'll die drowned by your standards
Breathe in the life of the summer's death
As the orange and red breathe their first breath.
"Malleus Maleficarum" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll lie down by your sandwich.
Original Lyrics:
I'll die drowned by your standards.
"Malleus Maleficarum" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My a** is falling.
Original Lyrics:
My ashes falling.
"Malleus Maleficarum" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My a** is falling.
Original Lyrics:
My ashes falling
"Malleus Maleficarum" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My ass is falling
Original Lyrics:
My ashes falling
"Medicate"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Justin Timberlake
Original Lyrics:
I'm destined to remain
Now that I know the real lyrics I still like to sing it as Justin Timberlake because it's just funny and cracks my fiancé and me up every time, two fucking stoners! : P
"Midnight Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
They are there to welcome us still.
Original Lyrics:
Beyond and to all time, I stand.
"Midnight Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are left to alter our sails!
Original Lyrics:
Beyond and to all time I stand!
"Miseria Cantare- The Beginning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How much could one salad cost?
Original Lyrics:
Recognize one silent call.
"Miseria Cantare" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love your bate.
Original Lyrics:
Love your hate.
"Miseria Cantare" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love your hate, your Sasquatch.
Original Lyrics:
Love your hate, your faith lost.
A Sasquatch is actually another term for Bigfoot. It is a large hairy humanoid creature said to live in wilderness areas of the United States and Canada.
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
A is for alkaline, A is for alkaline
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I? Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aim is my laughing eye
Aim is my laughing eye
Paying you to say goodbye
Take my life.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Banish my luck and I
Banish my luck and I
Hey, dude, it's AFI take my wife
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grow up a little, screw the filthy enterprise
Original Lyrics:
Who would ever let us put our filthy hands upon it?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hank stole my love tonight
Hank stole my love tonight
Man, beauty, say good bye
That's my life.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder, can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heinous electric eye
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss Murder if I
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heinous electric eye
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss murder can I
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey mister, how can I?
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss Murder, can I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey where's my napkin at?
Hey where's my napkin at?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
My buddy Cristina told me about these lyrics. But it's true! It sounds just like that.
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Mulukenheim
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder can I?
Hey, dude, it's AFI.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder can I?
Make beauty stay if I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder can die.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, it's my birthday tonight
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, it's my life, can I?
Hey, it's my life, can I?
What would you say if I
Take my life?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, miss my love, can I?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder can I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, missed my broken eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, missed my napkin eye.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would gladly buy my wife a pony.
Original Lyrics:
I would gladly bet my life upon it.
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
M is for Mocha, right?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain is my lullaby.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder can i?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain is my napkin, I
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss Murder can I
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my broken eye
This is my broken eye.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my last goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my Afghan eye?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my Arcanine?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
I will find this guy his Arcanine. I swear it. (Christian David Loeffler, 1/18/2017)
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my Arcanine?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my afghan eye?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder can I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my love gone?
Where is my love gone?
Can you explain it if I
Take my life away?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder, can I
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life away?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is the love tonight?
Where is the love tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
"Miss Murder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who would ever let us go to the after party?
Original Lyrics:
Who would ever let us put our filthy hands upon it?
"Narrative Of Soul Against Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your witness killed everyone
Original Lyrics:
Your weakness kills everyone
"Of Greetings And Goodbyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to worry
I am just another lobster.
Original Lyrics:
No need to worry
I am just another monster.
"Of Greetings and Goodbyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to worry it is just another lobster
No need to fear the little sea creature
No need to worry I am just another lobster
Maybe you'll see me the sea creature
Original Lyrics:
No need to worry it is just another monster
No need to fear here in the secret show
No need to worry I am just another monster
In you, I'll see me, in the secret show
"Of Greetings and Goodbyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to worry
It is just another lobster.
Original Lyrics:
No need to worry
It is just another monster.
"Of Greetings and Goodbyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tengo hombre
Original Lyrics:
Today, go hungry.
"Paper Airplanes (Makeshift Wings)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay science and smoking time.
Original Lyrics:
Gaze, lie, and smirk in time.
"Perfect Fit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't be a prawn.
or
I can't be a pawn.
or
I can be apart.
Original Lyrics:
I can be a part.
"Prayer Position"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand in the distance, with a Ghetto ray!
or
Hand in the disco, with a Ghetto ray.
Original Lyrics:
And in the distance, there's a gathering.
"Prelude 12/21"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss my a** and lay me to sleep.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
"Red Hat"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'mmmmm a duck!!!
Original Lyrics:
Why must I?
"Sacrafice Theory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something 'bout a sausage.
Original Lyrics:
Sinking into soft skin.
"Sacrifice Theory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick it in a saucepan
Inject me through the nation.
Original Lyrics:
Sinking into soft skin
Ingest rejuvenation.
"Salt For Your Wounds" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God, I'm pregnant.
Original Lyrics:
I regret that I trusted.
"Silver & Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden lobsters
Original Lyrics:
Cold in life's throes
"Silver & Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will lift up your boyfriend, as so.
Original Lyrics:
I will lift up your voice as I sink.
"Silver & Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Justin Timberlake
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me.
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As a rapturer's voice escapes out in trembling prayer
Original Lyrics:
As a rapturous voice escapes, I will tremble a prayer.
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing in Kuwait
or
Dancing in Kool-aid
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls intend to wait.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goat in my pants
I found a sheep for you.
Original Lyrics:
Cold in life's throws
I'll fall asleep for you.
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden nostrils
Original Lyrics:
Cold in life's throes
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden nostrils
Original Lyrics:
Cold in life's throws
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden nostrils
Original Lyrics:
Cold in life's throw
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Joseph's into me
I'm a beautiful woman.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
Oh my beautiful one.
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Justin Timberlake
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Justin's into men
And I'm a beautiful woman.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
Oh, my beautiful one.
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life, like a bucket of wings
Original Lyrics:
Life, like the flutter of wings
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in cynical me
or
Just listen to me.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me.
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love turns into hate.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing is to deep.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me.
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pepto Bismol, I'll fold a snake for you.
Original Lyrics:
Cold in life's throws, I'll fall asleep for you.
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is real stupid
Oh, my beautiful sons.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
Oh, my beautiful one.
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You suck w***.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You turned into me
I'm a beautiful woman.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
Oh, my beautiful one.
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're singing to me.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're sixteen today
Oh, my beautiful woman.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
Oh, my beautiful one.
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're too big to ride on my beautiful horse.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me, oh my beautiful one.
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young boys in to see
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
"Silver And Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your sins end today
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob sends them to me
Oh hi, beautiful Juanna.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
Oh, my beautiful one.
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coke in nostrils
I'll fall in deep for you.
Original Lyrics:
Cold in life's throws
I'll fall asleep for you.
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls listen to me.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden Nostril.
Original Lyrics:
Cold in life's throw.
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden lobster
Original Lyrics:
Cold in life's throws
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna sit by you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd fall asleep for you.
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Justin Timberlake.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me.
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Justin Timberlake
Oh my beautiful one.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
Oh my beautiful one.
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Justin Timberlake
or
Janet's boob's not fake
or
Can't annunciate
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me.
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing's in to me.
or
Throw things into me.
or
Nothing is too late.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me.
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yoshi's into me.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You seems real to me.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me.
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're sincere to me.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me.
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're too big to ride
On my beautiful horse.
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
Oh, my beautiful one.
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your scented toupee
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
"Silver and Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your scented toupee
Original Lyrics:
Your sins into me
"Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From what I've seen, I hate huge manatees.
Original Lyrics:
From what I've seen, I hate humanity.
"Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're here! we're queer!
Don't f*** with us, alright?!
Original Lyrics:
Believe, relieve
I'll end the world tonight.
"Soap Box Derby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a f***ing breast.
Original Lyrics:
Give me a f***ing break.
"Strength Through Wounding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dude, I'm bleeding! Wait, I'm not.
Original Lyrics:
Through our bleeding, we are one.
"Strength Through Wounding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dude, I'm bleeding. Wait, I'm not.
Original Lyrics:
Through our bleeding, we are one!
"Strength Through Wounding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dude, you're bleeding
No, I'm not.
Original Lyrics:
Through our bleeding, we are one.
"Strength Through Wounding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are bleeding, we are not!
Original Lyrics:
Through our bleeding, we are one!
"Strength Through Wounding" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are bleeding, we have won!
Original Lyrics:
Through our bleeding, we are one!
"Synesthesia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just say you will follow meat
Invite me too? You'll never eat!
Original Lyrics:
Just say you will follow me
Invite me to your memory.
"Synesthesia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me pee on the walls.
Original Lyrics:
Let me be all the words.
"Synesthesia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me pee on the words offering comfort.
Let me pee on the words that you would say.
Original Lyrics:
Let me be all the words echoing comfort.
Let me be all the words that you unsay.
"Synesthesia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please let me haunt
As scent, I'm your pillow.
Original Lyrics:
Please let me haunt
As scent on your pillow.
"Synesthesia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please let me on as scent on your pillow
Letters of past, so tear stained and wrinkled.
Original Lyrics:
Please let me haunt as scent on your pillow
Letters of past, so distant and wrinkled.
"Synesthesia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some days, I'm a bee
A bee stuck on the wall f***ing in a sleeve.
Original Lyrics:
Someday I will be
I'll be those common words spoken uniquely.
"Synesthesia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, I will be
I'll be the broken arm of the Fairy King.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, I will be
I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream.
"Synesthesia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, I'm a bee
A bee stuck on the wall f***ing in a sleeve.
Original Lyrics:
Someday, I will be
I'll be the common voice for community.
"The Boy Who Destroyed The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aflack, as they disappated
Original Lyrics:
As they, as they disappated
"The Boy Who Destroyed The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He said, 'Will you rap your arms around me
'Cuz there's trees falling?'.
Original Lyrics:
He said, 'Will you wrap your arms around me
As I'm falling?'.
"The Boy Who Destroyed The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once there was a boy who had a bag of clothes
Cuz of his nose they came and took it from him
Original Lyrics:
Once there was a boy who had a certain glow
But it as it goes they came and took it from him
"The Boy Who Destroyed The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabbit hole
Original Lyrics:
As their own
"The Boy Who Destroyed The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, we were gay, yeah, we were gay.
Original Lyrics:
Never again, never again.
"The Boy Who Destroyed the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring back the whale! Bring back the whale!
Remember when we were all stuck to the floor?
Original Lyrics:
Remember when?! Remember when?!
Remember when we were so beautiful?
"The Boy Who Destroyed the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring back the whale, bring back the whale.
Remember when we were all stuck to the floor?
Original Lyrics:
Remember when, remember when
Remember when we were all so beautiful?
"The Boy Who Destroyed the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you wrap your arms around me
Trees are falling.
Original Lyrics:
Will you wrap your arms around me
As I'm falling.
"The Celluloid Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On to the melting point
Original Lyrics:
On to the melting boy
"The Death Of Seasons"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am gay.
Original Lyrics:
I decay.
"The Great Disapointment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can remember
Shrimp fest so vividly.
Original Lyrics:
I can remember
Dreamt it so vividly.
"The Great Disapointment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shrimp heads so vividly
Original Lyrics:
Dreamt them so vividly.
"The Great Disappointment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can remamber when I was three and had lice.
Original Lyrics:
I can remember when I first realized.
"The Great Disappointment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there a problem if I'm gay?
Original Lyrics:
Inside a crumbling effigy
"The Great Disappointment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shrimp danced so vividly.
Original Lyrics:
Dreamt then so vividly.
"The Great Disappointment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shrimp pep so vividly
Soft crutches, shape of white
Light is disgracing me.
Original Lyrics:
Dreamt them so vividly
Soft creatures draped in white
Light kisses gracing me.
"The Great Disappointment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tripped then so vividly
Original Lyrics:
Dreamt then so vividly
"The Interview" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Assistant blacksmith asks for water.
Original Lyrics:
As this displacement begs for water.
"The Interview" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've flown across this great expansion
I'm hairy soon.
Original Lyrics:
I crawl across this cracked expansion
I'll be buried, soon.
"The Interview" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
More than I waited for disaster
One day, the tall servant and master.
Original Lyrics:
Forever waiting for disaster
What David calls servant and master.
"The Leaving Song Part II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Break down. Is this a feeling?
Break out, what was a feeling?
Original Lyrics:
Break down, and cease all feeling.
Burn now, what once was breathing.
"The Leaving Song Pt. II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Break out! Is this a feeling?
F*** no! Well, what's a feeling?
Original Lyrics:
Break down! And cease all feeling
Burn now, what once was breathing.
"The Leaving Song, Part 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or were you sent to shave me?
Original Lyrics:
Or were you sent to save me?
"The Leaving Song, Part II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, this is how I'm feeling.
Original Lyrics:
Break down and cease all feeling.
"The Leaving Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I walked away
I can say
Poison hearts will never change
I'm not gay, again.
Original Lyrics:
As I walked away
Heard them say
Poison hearts will never change
Walk away again.
"The Leaving Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boys and hearts will never change.
Original Lyrics:
Poisoned hearts will never change.
"The Leaving Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walked away, heard them say
'Boys and hearts will never change.'
Original Lyrics:
Walked away, heard them say
'Poison hearts will never change.'
"The Lost Souls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to me, you're sexual.
Original Lyrics:
Come to me, your sanctuary.
"The Lost Souls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come with me to a homosexual rave.
Original Lyrics:
Come to me, your sanctuary.
"The Lost Souls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what you've done to me now
You bad bad boyfriend.
Original Lyrics:
Look what you've done to me now
You've made me perfect.
"The Lost Souls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what you've done to my now
You made me puffy.
Original Lyrics:
Look what you've done to me now
You made me perfect.
"The Lost Souls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop debating our sexuality.
Original Lyrics:
Come to me, your sanctuary.
"The Lost Souls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my head, I'll talk everything to you
I will see under your skin.
Original Lyrics:
Take my hand, I'll take everything from you
I will seep under your skin.
"The Missing Frame" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Coz it's apparent that you know Karen.
or
It's a parent that you don't carry.
Original Lyrics:
'Coz it's apparent that you don't care and...
"The Missing Frame" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz it's apparent that you know Karen!
She's talking to me 'cuz I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Because it's apparent that you don't care
And it's sunk into me because I don't care.
"The Missing Frame" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Case it's a parrot, and you're a carrot.
Original Lyrics:
Because it's apparent that you don't care and
"The Nephilim" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the fun for girls and boys.
Original Lyrics:
Arsenic for the girls and boys.
"The Nephilim" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Each child is growin' in weight.
Original Lyrics:
In shadows, growing wings.
"The Nephilim" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the Backstreet Boys.
Original Lyrics:
Arsenic for the girls and boys.
"The Nephilim" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See, your mother will destroy serum of a whale.
Original Lyrics:
Serum of a will destroyed, serum of a will.
"The Nephilim" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Serum of a whale destroyed.
Original Lyrics:
Serum of a will destroyed.
"The Nephilim" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smiling dentures
Original Lyrics:
Smile injection
"The Prayer Position" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now! Pee on the stairs!
Original Lyrics:
Now peel the skin back.
"Theory Of Revolution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it makes me sick
Your hair makes me sick.
Original Lyrics:
And it makes me sick
God, it makes me sick.
"Third Season" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't reject advice.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna take you by.
"This Celluloid Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A v***** song they sing
Original Lyrics:
Of a joyous song they sing
"This Celluloid Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A vagina, so they say
Original Lyrics:
Of a joyous song, they sing.
"This Celluloid Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a literary Twizzler.
Original Lyrics:
Just like a memory, it twists me.
"This Celluloid Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like romantic verses
Just like a joyous end
Just like a literary Twizzler.
Original Lyrics:
Just like romantic verses
Just like a joyous end
Just like a memory, it twists me.
"This Celluloid Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like romantic verses
Just like control yourself
Just like a memory of Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
Just like romantic verses
Just like a joyous end
Just like a memory, it twists me.
"This Celluloid Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Preakness will never end.
Original Lyrics:
Praying this will never end.
"This Celluloid Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To Wednesday night
Original Lyrics:
Twist twisting me
"This Celluloid Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who left this puppy out in the snow
Original Lyrics:
You land as lightly as the new snow
"This Celluloid Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your lanterns gave me your soul.
Original Lyrics:
You land as gently, you're so...
"Totalimmortal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This grey jacket I let go
Original Lyrics:
This rage, I cannot let go.
"Wester" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Embrace my testes.
Original Lyrics:
Embraced by dead leaves.
"Wester" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I crapped myself again.
Original Lyrics:
Wrap myself within
"Yurf Rendenmein" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By yourself, you'll mate all alone.
Original Lyrics:
You lie to yourself and remain alone.
"Yurf Rendenmein" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twenty-four hours spent
Wishing that the devil's gonna rape me.
Original Lyrics:
Twenty-four hours spent
Wishing that the day was never ending.

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