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AFI's, "Love Like Winter"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's in the blood, it's in the blood.
I met my love before I was born...
I met my love before I was born...
Why They're funny:
Really, Davey? I highly doubt that...
Submitted by: Your Worst Nightmare
AFI's, "Rolling Balls"
The Funny Lyrics:
The guys won't accept me, I guess I try the girls team
And lose a part of my anatomy then balls will roll.
I think I want to be...
Balls will roll, I think it's time,
It's time for me to be a girl.
And lose a part of my anatomy then balls will roll.
I think I want to be...
Balls will roll, I think it's time,
It's time for me to be a girl.
Why They're funny:
The whole song is just greatly humorous. He talks about how pretty of a girl he'll be. Oh the joy of AFI!
Submitted by: Aleah
AFI's, "The Chicken Song"
The Funny Lyrics:
Chicken and granola bars make a nice meal
Especially when you're all alone
It's something to eat when your wife's in the shelter
Because she ran into the door
One Two Three
Especially when you're all alone
It's something to eat when your wife's in the shelter
Because she ran into the door
One Two Three
Why They're funny:
Ah, the stupidness of early AFI. Honestly, what isn't funny about chickens and granola bars???
Submitted by: Mari~Kun
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