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Fun Music Information -> Anastacia

This is the most recent information about Anastacia that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Anastacia, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).


Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.


Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Anastacia Newkirk. Submitted by: soul ii

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Right Outside Alone""Left Outside Alone"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Once Upon a December""Things That Couldn't Be Remembered"Raphaella So
"Paid My Juice""Paid My Dues"blah

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"Everything Burns,"Not everything is flammable.Penelope Beckinsale

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"When Did You Fall," Chris Rice"Late Last Night," Anastacia
"The Last Time I Made Love," Joyce Kennedy & Jeffrey Osborne"Late Last Night," Anastacia

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Aid My Dues" originally "Paid My Dues"
How does one aid dues?
Rupert Heyburn
"Paid Y Dues" originally "Paid My Dues"
Now she's a full member of the Y.
Karen Smith
"Sick And Tied" originally "Sick And Tired"
Monica Harpootlian
"Pad My Dues" originally "Paid My Dues"
Amanda Svenson

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Paid My Dunes" originally "Paid My Dues"
Priscilla Gadsden
"Paid My Dukes" originally "Paid My Dues"
Rupert Heyburn
"Paid May Dues" originally "Paid My Dues"
So my membership's good through May 31st
Naomi Swanson
"Slick And Tired" originally "Sick And Tired"
Heidi Sharpe
"Paid My Duets" originally "Paid My Dues"
Gretchen Wieners

There are additional Anastacia song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Sick And Fired" originally "Sick And Tired"
"Paid My Duds" originally "Paid My Dues"
Drew Scarymore
"Raid My Dues" originally "Paid My Dues"
U. Carrie Oats
"Everything Burps" originally "Everything Burns"
U. Carrie Oats

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Sick And Tired""Six Retired"Rocky Mak
"Paid My Dues""Face My Doom"Rick-
"One Day In Your Life""One Day In Your Life (Oprah Parody)"J-Dog 007
"Sick And Tired""Cellulite"YouKnowItsJoe
"Left Outside Alone""Lost My Mobile Phone"The Pop Singer
"Left Outside Alone""Old and Decrepit"Jimbob
"One Day In Your Life""Those Incomplete Files"D-Boz
"One Day in your Life""One Bug in your PC"KyeTheSpy
"Paid My Dues""Can't Stand On My Own Two"#137431715

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Left Outside AloneChild Abuse HelplineIndra

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Left Outside AloneChild Abuse/Neglect HelplineIndra
Sick and TiredDoctor's Officewilliam

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
   Timex Social Club
How Come The World Won't Stop?
How Come The World's Rumors Won't Stop?
You'll Never Be Alone
Alone Again (Naturally)
   Gilbert O'Sullivan
You'll Never Be Alone Again (Naturally)
Jacynthia Maries
Why'd You Lie To Me?
About A Girl
Why'd You Lie To Me About A Girl?
Jacynthia Maries

Misheard Lyrics:

"Sick And Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
My life is all a lie
Original Lyrics:
My love is on the line.
"Paid My Dues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm paid by Jews
Original Lyrics:
I've paid my dues.
"Sick and Tired"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is so lame.
Original Lyrics:
My love is on the line.
"Paid My Dues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate my shoes.
Original Lyrics:
I paid my dues.
There are additional Anastacia misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Sexy Single"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sexy seagull
Original Lyrics:
Sexy single

Story about this misheard lyric by: Elise

I was standing out in the kitchen dancing to this song, and when it came up to the 'Sexy Seagull' part, I just stopped and started laughing. Then I went around telling everyone Anastacia had made a song called 'Sexy Seagull'. A bit of an embarassment when I found out what it really was.

There are additional Anastacia misheard stories available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Left Outside Alone"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Careless, helpless little man
Someday you might understand
Why They're Misrhymed:
Man & understand? I suppose if the word understand didn't have the second 'd' it'd work.
Submitted by: Evil Giraffe

Song Title Space Change:

"Left Outside Al One " originally "Left Outside Alone"
Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Anagrams:

"Add My Pi Use" originally "Paid My Dues"
...for certain mathematical formulae?
Submitted by: Jacob
"Ad Is My Dupe" originally "Paid My Dues"
No comment here!
Submitted by: Henry
"Dye Amid Pus" originally "Paid My Dues"
That's disgusting!
Submitted by: Gebbie Dibson
"I Am Eddy Pus" originally "Paid My Dues"
Submitted by: Boy George Washington Wizards Of Waverly Place
"A Dumpy Side" originally "Paid My Dues"
Submitted by: Nicole

There are additional Anastacia Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Maid Dye Pews" originally "Paid My Dues"
Submitted by: Renee Keener
"Made Die Pews" originally "Paid My Dues"
Submitted by: Renee Keener
"Made Dye Pews" originally "Paid My Dues"
Submitted by: Renee Keener
"Tick And Sired" originally "Sick And Tired"
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"Tick And Sired" originally "Sick And Tired"
Submitted by: Mary Byram

There are additional Anastacia Song Title Spoonerisms available.

Performers with Handicaps:

"Breast Cancer"
She found out she had breast cancer on a pre-breast-reduction mammogram. She was supposed to to that to ease her back pain.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak

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