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Song Parodies -> "Old and Decrepit"

Original Song Title:

"Left Outside Alone"

Original Performer:

Anastacia

Parody Song Title:

"Old and Decrepit"

Parody Written by:

Jimbob

The Lyrics

I felt the old people needed a say here.. quite touching, I think you'll agree! Lol
All this week I've been waiting,
For you to bring a meal on wheels my way,
Been living in a house without any food in,
It's not okay, I almost starved

I almost starved...
(Ohhh)

Did you forget that I need food?
Wanna eat can't find some,
Thought meals were sent from your depot,
But seemingly that's not the case,
So much time without a meal,
Help me find some food

And I wonder if you know,
How it really feels,
To be old and decrepit,
When you're immobile,
Well maybe you should know,
Just how it feels,
To be old and decrepit,
To be old and decrepit

I tell ya..
All this week I've been waiting,
For you to bring a meal on wheels my way,
Been living in a house without any food in,
It's not okay, I almost starved,
I need to eat

Why did you forget I was there?
My cupboards were very bare,
Careless, helpless little man,
Someday you might understand,
There's not much more to eat,
Yet you'd best get on your feet

Still I wonder if you know,
How it really feels,
To be old and decrepit,
When you're immobile,
Well maybe you should know,
Just how it feels,
To be old and decrepit,
To be old and decrepit

I tell ya..
All this week I've been waiting,
For you to bring a meal on wheels my way,
Been living in a house without any food in,
It's not okay, I almost starved,
I need to eat

(Ohhh. Eat..
Ohh.. Heavenly father..
Save me.. Ohhhh..
Whoaooooaoooooo)


And I wonder if you know,
How it really feels,
To be old and decrepit,
When you're immobile,
Well maybe you should know,
Just how it feels,
To be old and decrepit,
To be old and decrepit

All this week I've been waiting,
For you to bring a meal on wheels my way,
Been living in a house without any food in,
It's not okay, I almost starved,
I need to eat

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