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Song Parodies -> "Cellulite"

Original Song Title:

"Sick And Tired"

Original Performer:

Anastacia

Parody Song Title:

"Cellulite"

Parody Written by:

YouKnowItsJoe

The Lyrics

I've have cellulite
I've have cellulite
I've have cellulite
I've have cellulite

(You so fat wobble when your walking)
(You so fat wobble when your walking)

Every diet I tried seems to go to waste
They all fall through
Cause those cakes and chocolates have that special taste
And I need my food

My heart is in a state, clogged up my arteries
I guess I'm too late
I'm so obese
But I'm sick and tired
Of trying all these different diets
(You so fat, wobble when your walking) x2

My weight is a problem
I'm stuck in my room, each time that I sit down
I take up two chairs
I'm a bloater
And no its not fair

Oh.. yeah...
(You so fat, wobble when your walking) x4

No more sun bathing in the back yard
Neighbours complain
My clothes so tights they are chaffing me
Dressing a strain
Theres blubber round my hips
I can't fit in my jeans
I'm wearing loose elastic
Duggarees
I don't admire
Walking cause it makes me tried
(You so fat wobble when your walking) x2

My weight is a problem
I'm stuck in my room, each time that I sit down
I take up two chairs
I'm a bloater
And no its not fair

I've have cellulite
I've have cellulite
I've have cellulite
I've have cellulite
I've have cellulite
(You so fat wobble when your walking) x2

My weight is a problem
I'm stuck in my room, each time that I sit down
I take up two chairs
I'm a bloater
And no its not fair

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Pacing: 3.4
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Figgy - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
wooo celulite cool parody woohoo
Dumb Ass Kid - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
well paced, pretty funny, good stuff 444
Tarquin - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
The correct grammar is 'i' have cellulite not 'iv'e' have cellulite.

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