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Song Parodies -> "Six Retired"

Original Song Title:

"Sick And Tired"

Original Performer:

Anastacia

Parody Song Title:

"Six Retired"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

OK, I've done "Sweep Shots", but now to address my other problem. If I were to play non-stop cricket again, I don't think I can last as long as I used to. BTW, I'm not asthmatic.
My spot is on the line
The pressure's on the rise
My spot is on the line
The pressure's on the rise

(You said "There's no problem", but you're clearly lying
You said "There's no problem", but you're clearly lying)

My spot is on the line
The pressure's on the rise
My spot is on the line
The pressure's on the rise

A little late to try to the shots I shouldn've make
I'm not sad for you
But I'm sad for every run that's gone to waste
Now I've learnt the rules

The ball is in a place I no longer got to be
I knew there'd come a day I won't make it 'cause

I'm sick and tired
I'm always stuck on six-retired

(You said "There's no problem", but you're clearly lying
You said "There's no problem", but you're clearly lying)

I know I am fast
I score in a whirl but I'll last long
Yet I wouldn't care
So I'm panting
I'm light on my head

(You said "There's no problem", but you're clearly lying
You said "There's no problem", but you're clearly lying)

I'm gonna faint

No further signs of how I'll stay for more
I'm on a cart

My dreams of history or centuries, oh
Were torn apart, oh

I start to heave and whine with every run I chase
I knew there'd come a time I'll hear you say


I'm sick and tired
You're always stuck on six-retired


(You said "There's no problem", but you're clearly lying
You said "There's no problem", but you're clearly lying)

I know I am fast
I score in a whirl but I'll last long
Yet I wouldn't care
So I'm panting
I'm light on my head

My spot is on the line
The pressure's on the rise
My spot is on the line
The pressure's on the rise

(You said "There's no problem", but you're clearly lying
You said "There's no problem", but you're clearly lying)

My spot is on the line
The press... [fainted]

I know I am fast
I score in a whirl but I'll last long
Yet I wouldn't care
So I'm panting
I'm light on my head

Oh I'm gon' faint

I know I am fast
I score in a whirl but I'll last long
Yet I wouldn't care
So I'm panting
I'm light on my head

I'm panting
I'm light on my head

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