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Song Parodies -> "Face My Doom"

Original Song Title:

"Paid My Dues"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Anastacia

Parody Song Title:

"Face My Doom"

Parody Written by:

Rick-

The Lyrics

: ' )
MCdrive asks me what will it be.
I said please just feed me,
New diets can't stop me.

Searched this entire town,
It's almost dawn.
Even stranger ask me how much I weigh
Ain't nothing in the world that can keep me from eating,
I've got food to do.

No burgers were allowed, be strong
I live by the quote that you gotta eat on,
I'd empty that shelf,
But my body ain't going no where

So I...
Grabbed a large pie,
I admit to having eaten five
I really hate it (did ate it)
I would still fit my old clothes.
Yeah

I'm quick to overdo,
Eat a meal for two,
And face my doom, yeah.
Put that pizza down,
You can't stop me now,
I'll head for doom.

What's wrong with you,
You should have stopped me,
I'm heading for doom.

Now I'm still gaining everyday,
I eat like crazy, ha
Overweight is common,
'Cause food's divine,
Those doctors really think they know...

You rotten punk, put my plate down,
I don't give a damn about an extra pound
I'll lose them again, somehow

So I,
Held my food high,
Knew I (Knew I'd survive)
Oahh (I ate it)
Don't think where the food all goes
Yeah

Swallow before I chew,
Still so much food to do,
I'll head for doom.
Doctors held me down,
But they can't stop me now,
My meal will resume.

Hospitals put me in here,
No food there's only fear
They take the pleasure that was mine
And first they'll denie to fill you up,
Untill your weight is down,
Useless struggle, my weight would double,

When I'd...
Escaped, goodbye
I had to survive,
And I made it (I made it)
McDonalds all the way!

My whole body grew,
I'm stuck in the blue
Yeah

Tried to hold me down,
No one can stop me now,
Bring food to my room.

When this meal is through,
I'll come back to you,
And buy some booze

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