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Band Name Origins:

  • Everclear is a brand name of bottled grain alcohol distilled and sold commercially by David Sherman Corporation. It's best known by the 190-proof (95% alcohol) version beloved by fraternities and despised by hospital emergency rooms, but also comes in a 151-proof variety. Submitted by: baudtender
  • They named themselves after an alchohol drink that looked like water but had the "secret evil" of alchohol and they though that they were like that. Submitted by: Copper

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Santa Monica"We can live beside the ocean,/ leave the fire behind,/ swim out past the breakers,/ watch the world die. - Brian Kelly

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Slaughter A Swine""Father Of Swine"Kaylie L
"Why I'm Such A Sellout""I Will Buy You A New Life"Lev007
"Sandy Harmonica""Santa Monica"Hamham

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"I Will Buy You A New Life,"Three words: simply, not, possible.Hamham

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Where Are You Now?""Santa Monica," EverclearBrian Kelly
"What Do You Want""I Want To Die A Beautiful Death," EverclearFranka
"Flavor Of The Week""Strawberry," Everclearis what's the flavor (: - Franka
"I Just Died In Your Arms""I Will Buy You A New Life," EverclearBrian Kelly
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Heron Girl" originally "Heroin Girl"
The girl is a wading bird?!?
Ingrid McCannless
"I Will Buy You A New Lie" originally "I Will Buy You A New Life"
Peter

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"I Will Bury You A New Life" originally "I Will Buy You A New Life"
Well, that wouldn't be much of a new life.
Peter
"Feather of Mine" originally "Father of Mine"
So, now he's a duck?!
Josh
"Heroine Girl" originally "Heroin Girl"
I think this title is better than the original.
Regina Olsen

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"I Will Buy You A New Wife" originally "I Will Buy You A New Life"
Lucy Lawful
"I Will Buy You A New Line" originally "I Will Buy You A New Life"
for fishing, that is.
Julia Cox
"Father of Nine" originally "Father of Mine"
... And YOU thought eight was enough!
Josh

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom""Pitbull of a Hockey Mom"BackToAlaska
"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom""Homicidal Killer Mom"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"AM Radio""XM Radio"Chris Wolvie
"Song From an American Movie""My School's Bathroom"Dominic L.
"Santa Monica""Watch the Hare Die"M. McCain
"AM Radio""Oregon Trail"Angela Babian
"I Will Buy You A New Life""I Just Love The A*teens"Margaret
"Father of Mine""Robber of Mine"Syncronos
"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom""Pinto Driving Skater Bum"White Mystery
"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom""AP Taking Braincell Bomb"Starlette Victory

There are additional Everclear song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Santa MonicaCalifornia Tourismerica
AM RadioAny AM radio stationpengwin1225
I Will Buy You A New LifePublishers' Clearing House Sweepstakesnewrock

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Father Of MineAdoption AgencyMike Armstrong
AM RadioFM Radio StationFussBudgetVanPelt

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
S*** On The Radio
   Nelly Furtado
A.M. Radio
   Everclear
S*** On The A.M. Radio
Better known as conservative talk radio.
Carrie Underwear
My Radio Sure Sounds Good To Me
   Graham Central Station
AM Radio
   Everclear
My AM Radio Sure Sounds Good To Me
But FM and XM are better.
rocky
Take Me Out
   Franz Ferdinand
Unemployed Boyfriend
   Everclear
Take Me Out Unemployed Boyfriend
laurieknow2
Should We Tell Him?
   The Everly Brothers
Why I Don't Believe In God?
   Everclear
Should We Tell Him Why I Don't Believe In God?
C. Sandy Zist
There are additional Everclear duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"So Much For The Afterglow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someones fully after her
Original Lyrics:
So much for the afterglow
"Santa Monica"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still living with your goat.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still living with your ghost.
"Santa Monica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swear our backs are breaking.
Original Lyrics:
Swim out past the breakers.
"I Will Buy You A New Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I moved in with the strangest guy
Can you believe he actually thinks
I'm really a lime?
Original Lyrics:
I moved in with the strangest guy
Can you believe he actually thinks
That I am really alive?
There are additional Everclear misheard lyrics available.

Funny Lyrics:

"AM Radio"
The Funny Lyrics:
The VCR, the DVD
There wasn't none of that crap back in 1970.
Why They're Funny:
Well...I suppose there wasn't. It's such a random statement. Explaining why things are funny makes them less funny.
Submitted by: jane
"Wonderful"
The Funny Lyrics:
Some days, I hate everything!
Oh, I hate everything!
Everyone and everything!
Please don't tell me everything is wonderful now...
Why They're Funny:
Yes, after that temper tantrum you threw, I rather did get the impression that saying such things to you would be a bad idea...!
Submitted by: Offender

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Santa Monica (Watch The World Die)"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
We can live beside the ocean, and leave the world behind,
swim out past the breaker, and watch the world die.
Why They're Repetitive:
I like the song but um we can do without this being repeated 20 x's. :)
Submitted by: Celeste
"Wonderful"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
No
Why They're Repetitive:
I swear he's yelling no every fice seconds! We know you don't want them to tell you everything is wonderful now!! Good Kami!
Submitted by: Myrahe
There are additional Everclear repetitive lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"The Honeymoon Song"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
We said I do
Then ate some food
Why They're Misrhymed:
Yeah, the lyrics make sense with the song, but a horrible choice (the song has a lot of them, actually -- but what can you expect? It's Eklund's first song).
Submitted by: Prettz
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Rock Star"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I want a girlfriend who does not drink beer
Why They're Inappropriate:
Okay, this song is about being a Rock Star and all the perks with it. But really, I don't think that having a girlfriend that doesn't drink beer is one of those perks!
Submitted by: Joy Gerhardt
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"AM Radio"
The Lyrics:
I remember 1977
I started going to concerts
and I saw the Led Zeppelin
I got a guitar
on Christmas day
I dreamed that Jimmy Page
would come from Santa Monica
and teach me to play
Who They Mention:
Jimmy Page
Submitted by: rocky
"AM Radio"
The Lyrics:
I remember 1977
I started going to concerts
and I saw the Led Zeppelin
I got a guitar
on Christmas day
I dreamed that Jimmy Page
would come from Santa Monica
and teach me to play
Who They Mention:
Led Zeppelin
Submitted by: rocky

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Wonderful"
The Lyrics:
Like a Star Wars poster on my bedroom door
Product Brand Name:
Star Wars
Submitted by: skyshine
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Father Of Mine"
Opening Lines:
Father of mine, tell me where did you go?
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Song Title Space Change:

"When I Tall Goes Wrong Again" originally "When It All Goes Wrong Again"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Hero In Girl" originally "Heroin Girl"
Submitted by: Ingrid McCannless

Band Name Anagrams:

Clever Ear Submitted by: Josh

Song Title Anagrams:

"Gold Cola" originally "Local God"
..Is that new?
Submitted by: Franka

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Farkle and Spade" originally "Sparkle and Fade"
A new comedy duo with David Spade?
Submitted by: newrock

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Wonderful"
The Lyrics:
I go to school and I run and play
I tell the kids that its all okay
I laugh aloud so my friends wont know
When the bell rings I just dont wanna go home
Why:
It's all about this kid who's parents are going through a divorce
Submitted by: Lars
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Clever Ear originally "Everclear"
Submitted by: newrock

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Grain alcohol
Everclear is the leading brand of grain alcohol.
Submitted by: Andria
"Wonderful"
The Lyrics:
Like a Star Wars poster on my bedroom door
Why:
Star Wars
Submitted by: Alex
 

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