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Band Name Origins:

  • I heard it was as a joke from every band's favorite cult movie of the 80s, This is Spinal Tap. It made reference to a fictional blues master "Blind Melon Chitlin" who taught Nigel how to play guitar. "But these go to eleven." Submitted by: Stevie I
  • There was a blues man named "Blind Lemon Jefferson", which Cheech Marin & Tommy Chong parodied as "Blind Melon Chitlin". The band stole the name. Submitted by: Dave Bowman

Stupid Band Names:

  • I guess this goes along with a deaf cantaloupe and a crippled apple? Submitted by: Billy Florio

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Deaf CantaloupeA different type of melon and impairmentBlake Dreary

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"No Reign""No Rain"Margo Gram
"Inserted""Deserted"Linda Radnil
"No Brain""No Rain"suicide

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"No Rain,"Rain exists.GlamRockNinjaLord

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"This Empty Place," Dionne Warwick"Deserted," Blind Melon
"Empty Beach," Tricia Leigh Fisher"Deserted," Blind Melon
"Everybody's Out Of Town," B.J. Thomas"Deserted," Blind Melon
"Lonesome Old House," Don Gibson"Deserted," Blind Melon
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Not Rain" originally "No Rain"
...but some other precipitation.
"Now Rain" originally "No Rain"
What's said during a drought?
Maddie's The Boss
"No Grain" originally "No Rain"
"No Drain" originally "No Rain"
"No Train" originally "No Rain"

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"To Rain" originally "No Rain"
As in, it's going to rain (weather)
"No Raid" originally "No Rain"
"No Gain" originally "No Rain"
"No Pain" originally "No Rain"
"Tilt" originally "Wilt"
A song about shaking pinball tables too much?

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Galaxie""Obesity"Pope Excalibur
"No Rain""No Mail"John Lomain
"Galaxie""Galaxy"Fack Sabbath
"No Rain""No Grain"Fack Sabbath
"No Rain""Video Games (1st half)"Jonathan S.
"No Rain""No Play"Megan
"No Rain""Parody"Larry The Other Guy
"No Rain""Wiliam Hung's Insane"Jack Wilson
"No Rain""Make Mine Plain"Jan Unwin
"No Rain""No Brain"Downward R.

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
No RainSprinklersheather

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
No RainNWS office in drought-afflicted areaKerry
No RainU.S. Department of AgricultureGarrett
No RainDrought Preventionyoyo ma
No RainNational Weather ServiceStar****ker

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Fire And Rain
   James Taylor
No Rain
   Blind Melon
Fire And No Rain
A cause of the wildfires out West
Lance Crackers
No Rain
   Blind Melon
Tuesday Night Rain
   Dylan Leblanc
No Tuesday Night Rain
but Wednesday night's not looking so good.
No Rain
   Blind Melon
November Rain
   Guns N Roses
No November Rain
That explains the fire season?
No Rain
   Blind Melon
Rain In The Summertime
   The Alarm
No Rain In The Summertime
It often seems that way, in many areas.
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Blind Rockmelons
Rockmelons combined with Blind Melon
Submitted By: Sammy
Blind Melanie
Melanie combined with Blind Melon
Submitted By: Kieran from Nevada
John's Blind Meloncamp
John Mellencamp combined with Blind Melon
Submitted By: crazydon
Third Eye Blind Melon
Third Eye Blind combined with Blind Melon
Submitted By: crazydon

There are additional Blind Melon Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

Misheard Lyrics:
Sing my song from here
Original Lyrics:
See the sun from here
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I can say is that my life is really clean
All I can say is that my life is pretty clean
Original Lyrics:
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'd rather be a cop right now
Original Lyrics:
But I'd rather be caught right now
Misheard Lyrics:
Down this far in the corner
Original Lyrics:
Down this far in the quarter
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

Misheard Lyrics:
Sing my song from here
Original Lyrics:
See the sun from here

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

I thought they would sing their song!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

The Lyrics:
Because the Cadillac that's sittin' in the back
Product Brand Name:
Submitted by: Cody Finke

Song Title Space Change:

"Desert Ed" originally "Deserted"
Submitted by: Dana Thompkins
"Nora In" originally "No Rain"
Nora is in WHAT?
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla

Band Name Anagrams:

Bill Me, Donn Submitted by: Nicole
Mind On Bell Submitted by: Amanda
Mind No Bell Submitted by: Amanda
Blend Limon Submitted by: Jenna
'Limon' already used for blend of lime and lemon!
Bend On Mill Submitted by: Adlai Alda

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Nan Or I" originally "No Rain"
Submitted by: Dana Thompkins
"I Ran On" originally "No Rain"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"An Iron" originally "No Rain"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"Inn Oar" originally "No Rain"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"Non-air" originally "No Rain"
Non-air? So it's not air, but what IS it?
Submitted by: Heck Noover Nuck

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Teaser Dead" originally "Deserted"
Submitted by: Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Row Nain" originally "No Rain"
Submitted by: Alice Spoonerism
"Trump Duck" originally "Dump Truck"
He bought the AFLAC duck and served it to Ivanka.
Submitted by: Rocky
"Duck Trump" originally "Dumptruck"
Watch you head, Donald!
Submitted by: Josh

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