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Band Name Origins:

  • I heard it was as a joke from every band's favorite cult movie of the 80s, This is Spinal Tap. It made reference to a fictional blues master "Blind Melon Chitlin" who taught Nigel how to play guitar. "But these go to eleven." Submitted by: Stevie I
  • There was a blues man named "Blind Lemon Jefferson", which Cheech Marin & Tommy Chong parodied as "Blind Melon Chitlin". The band stole the name. Submitted by: Dave Bowman

Stupid Band Names:

  • I guess this goes along with a deaf cantaloupe and a crippled apple? Submitted by: Billy Florio

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Deaf CantaloupeA different type of melon and impairmentBlake Dreary

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"No Brain""No Rain"suicide

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"No Rain,"Rain exists.GlamRockNinjaLord

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"This Empty Place," Dionne Warwick"Deserted," Blind Melon
"Empty Beach," Tricia Leigh Fisher"Deserted," Blind Melon
"Everybody's Out Of Town," B.J. Thomas"Deserted," Blind Melon
"Lonesome Old House," Don Gibson"Deserted," Blind Melon
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Not Rain" originally "No Rain"
...but some other precipitation.
Alina
"Now Rain" originally "No Rain"
What's said during a drought?
Maddie's The Boss
"No Grain" originally "No Rain"
Serafina
"No Drain" originally "No Rain"
Peter
"No Train" originally "No Rain"
nicki

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"To Rain" originally "No Rain"
As in, it's going to rain (weather)
Alexis
"No Raid" originally "No Rain"
Elizabeth
"No Gain" originally "No Rain"
Jen
"No Pain" originally "No Rain"
Jen
"Tilt" originally "Wilt"
A song about shaking pinball tables too much?
Josh

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Galaxie""Obesity"Pope Excalibur
"No Rain""No Mail"John Lomain
"Galaxie""Galaxy"Fack Sabbath
"No Rain""No Grain"Fack Sabbath
"No Rain""Video Games (1st half)"Jonathan S.
"No Rain""No Play"Megan
"No Rain""Parody"Larry The Other Guy
"No Rain""Wiliam Hung's Insane"Jack Wilson
"No Rain""Make Mine Plain"Jan Unwin
"No Rain""No Brain"Downward R.

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
No RainSprinklersheather

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
No RainU.S. Department of AgricultureGarrett
No RainDrought Preventionyoyo ma
No RainNational Weather ServiceStar****ker

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Blind Rockmelons
Rockmelons combined with Blind Melon
Submitted By: Sammy
Blind Melanie
Melanie combined with Blind Melon
Submitted By: Kieran from Nevada
Third Eye Blind Melon
Third Eye Blind combined with Blind Melon
Submitted By: crazydon
John's Blind Meloncamp
John Mellencamp combined with Blind Melon
Submitted By: crazydon

There are additional Blind Melon Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my teenage driving days....
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my teenage driving age
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't understand why I drink all day
And I start to complain that there's Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
And I don't understand why I sleep all day
And I start to complain that there's no rain
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my sheets dry today
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my teenage driving age
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today

Story about this misheard lyric by: Frank

always thought thats what it was, then I turned 21

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Nora In" originally "No Rain"
Nora is in WHAT?
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla

Band Name Anagrams:

Bill Me, Donn Submitted by: Nicole
Mind On Bell Submitted by: Amanda
Mind No Bell Submitted by: Amanda
Blend Limon Submitted by: Jenna
'Limon' already used for blend of lime and lemon!
Bend On Mill Submitted by: Adlai Alda

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"I Ran On" originally "No Rain"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"An Iron" originally "No Rain"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"Inn Oar" originally "No Rain"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"Non-air" originally "No Rain"
Non-air? So it's not air, but what IS it?
Submitted by: Heck Noover Nuck

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Trump Duck" originally "Dump Truck"
He bought the AFLAC duck and served it to Ivanka.
Submitted by: Rocky
"Duck Trump" originally "Dumptruck"
Watch you head, Donald!
Submitted by: Josh

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