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"Change"
Nose dive in a wave.
Oh as I fade away.
"Deserted"
And try to tell me how we hope to
Sleep in my bed out under the stars.
And try to tell me I'll be home soon
Asleep in my bed and unstoned.
"Deserted"
Shampoo in my eyes
Sand blew in my eyes.
"Galaxie"
You're leaving me with a 'Hey Dee da dee da dee'.
You're leaving me with a hated identity.
"No Rain"
A game, a game, a game, a game
Escape, escape, escape, escape
"No Rain"
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like the children hope, and it's gather rain
And all I can do is just pull some teeth or two and speak my point of view
But it's not sane,
It's not sane I just want some one to serve me,
oh oh oh oh oh
I'll always be there when you wait
Ya know I like to keep my cheating strategies
So stay with me and I'll have it made
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watchin' the puddles gather rain
And all I can do is just pour some tea for two and speak my point of view
But it's not sane,
It's not sane I just want some one to say to me, oh oh oh ohoh
I'll always be there when you wake
Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made
"No Rain"
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like what you can go and get a raise.
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watching the puddles gather rain.
"No Rain"
All I can say is that my life is pretty lame
or
All I can say is that my wife is pretty lame
or
All I can say is that my wife is pretty lame
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
"No Rain"
And I don't understand why I sweep old age.
And I don't understand why I sleep all day.
"No Rain"
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
And enrich my life away, but it's a great escape.
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
And it rips my life away, but it's a great escape.
"No Rain"
He's gay, he's gay, he's gay.
Escape, escape, escape
"No Rain"
I just want the sidewinder say to me
I'll always be there when you wade.
I just want someone to say to me
I'll always be there when you wake.
"No Rain"
I just want to keep my cheating stragety.
I just want to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
I just want to keep my cheating strategy
So stay with me and I'll have it made
or
I just want to keep my cheese dry today,
so stay with me and I'll have it made.
or
I just want to keep my cheese dry today,
so stay with me and I'll have it made.
I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today,
so stay with me and I'll have it made
"No Rain"
I just want to keep my teen androgeny
So stay with me and I'll have it made
I just want to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
"No Rain"
I just want to keep my teeth extracted
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
I just want to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
"No Rain"
I just want to know what sex means
I'll always be there when you wane.
I just want someone to say to me
I'll always be there when you wake.
"No Rain"
I like my cheese dried and aged
I like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
I like watching The Pogues gather rain.
I like watching the puddles gather rain.
"No Rain"
I want to keep my cheating in stride today
I want to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
I'd like to keep my cheating stragety.
I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
I'd like to keep my chin strapped today
or
I'd like to keep my cheek's tragedy
or
I'd like to keep my cheek's tragedy
I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
I'd like to keep my chin extracted
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
I'd like want to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
"No Rain"
I'll always be there when you ain't
I'll always be there when you wake
"No Rain"
So stay with me oh, Ellie Mae.
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
"No Rain"
Ya know I'd like to keep my cheating stride today,
So stay with me while I'm in pain.
Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today,
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
"No Rain"
Ya know, I'd like to keep my jeans dry today.
Ya know, I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
You know I like to keep my chain extracted, hey.
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
You know I like to keep my cheating strategies
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
You know I like to keep my teenage tragedy
or
You know I like to keep my cheating strategy
or
You know I like to keep my cheating strategy
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
You know I like to keep my chi extracted every day.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
You know I like to keep my jeans dry everyday
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
You know I like to keep my tea extracted, so stay with me and I'll have it made
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today, so stay with me and I'll have it made
"No Rain"
You know I'd like to keep my chins strapped today
or
You know I'd like to keep my Greek tragedy
or
You know I'd like to keep my Greek tragedy
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
You know I'd like to keep my cheating stragety.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
You know I'd like to keep my cheating strategy
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
You know I'd like to keep my cheating's tragedy.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
You know I'd like to keep my cheese androgynous.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
You know I'd like to keep my cheese androgynous.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
You know I'd like to keep my chi extracted every day.
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
You know I'd like to keep my jeans dry today.
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
You know I'd like to keep my jeans dry today
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
and all I can do is just pull some teeth or two
and speak my point of view but its not sain
and all I can do is just pour some tea for two,
and speak my point of view but its not sane
"Tones of Home"
I guess we can't be agreed on, can we?
And there's a canopy of greed holdin' me
"Tones of Home"
Some part of you must now fade away
See I'm so high to you, so I'll fade away
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