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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Blind Melon that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 60 misheard song lyrics for Blind Melon on amIright currently.

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"Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nose dive in a wave.
Original Lyrics:
Oh as I fade away.
"Deserted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And try to tell me how we hope to
Sleep in my bed out under the stars.
Original Lyrics:
And try to tell me I'll be home soon
Asleep in my bed and unstoned.
"Deserted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shampoo in my eyes
Original Lyrics:
Sand blew in my eyes.
"Galaxie"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm not a Polaroid frame, and I'm not blame.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm not appalled or afraid, verbal pocket play.
"Galaxie"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're leaving me with a 'Hey Dee da dee da dee'.
Original Lyrics:
You're leaving me with a hated identity.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
A game, a game, a game, a game
Original Lyrics:
Escape, escape, escape, escape
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like the children hope, and it's gather rain
And all I can do is just pull some teeth or two and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane
I just want some one to serve me,
oh oh oh oh oh
I'll always be there when you wait
Ya know I like to keep my cheating strategies
So stay with me and I'll have it made
Original Lyrics:
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watchin' the puddles gather rain
And all I can do is just pour some tea for two and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane
I just want someone to say to me, oh oh oh oh oh
I'll always be there when you wake
Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like what you can go and get a raise.
Original Lyrics:
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watching the puddles gather rain.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I can say is that my life is pretty lame
or
All I can say is that my wife is pretty lame
or
All I can say is that my wife is pretty lame
Original Lyrics:
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't understand why I drink all day
And I start to complain that there's Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
And I don't understand why I sleep all day
And I start to complain that there's no rain
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't understand why I sweep old age.
Original Lyrics:
And I don't understand why I sleep all day.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all I can do is eat a boog' to stay awake.
Original Lyrics:
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all I can do is just pull some teeth or two
and speak my point of view but it's not (the) same
Original Lyrics:
And all I can do is just pour some tea for two,
and speak my point of view but it's not sane
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
And enrich my life away, but it's a great escape.
Original Lyrics:
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
And it rips my life away, but it's a great escape.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's gay, he's gay, he's gay.
Original Lyrics:
Escape, escape, escape
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want the sidewinder say to me
I'll always be there when you wade.
Original Lyrics:
I just want someone to say to me
I'll always be there when you wake.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want to keep my cheating stragety.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want to know what sex means
I'll always be there when you wane.
Original Lyrics:
I just want someone to say to me
I'll always be there when you wake.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like my cheese dried and aged
Original Lyrics:
I like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like watching The Pogues gather rain.
Original Lyrics:
I like watching the puddles gather rain.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like watching the bottles gather rain
Original Lyrics:
I like watching the puddles gather rain
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to keep my cheating stragety.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to keep my chin strapped today
or
I'd like to keep my cheek's tragedy
or
I'd like to keep my cheek's tragedy
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll always be there when you ache.
Original Lyrics:
I'll always be there when you wake
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll always be there when you ain't
Original Lyrics:
I'll always be there when you wake
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
So stay with me and I'll have a maid.
Original Lyrics:
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
So stay with me oh, Ellie Mae.
Original Lyrics:
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ya know I'd like to keep my cheating stride today,
So stay with me while I'm in pain.
Original Lyrics:
Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today,
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ya know, I'd like to keep my jeans dry today.
Original Lyrics:
Ya know, I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my chain extracted, hey.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my cheating in stride today
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my cheating strategies
Original Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my teenage tragedy
or
You know I like to keep my cheating strategy
or
You know I like to keep my cheating strategy
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my cheating strategy
So stay with me and I'll have it made
or
You know I like to keep my cheese dry today,
so stay with me and I'll have it made.
or
You know I like to keep my cheese dry today,
so stay with me and I'll have it made.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today,
so stay with me and I'll have it made
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my chi extracted every day.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my jeans dry everyday
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my tea extracted,
so stay with me and I'll have it made
Original Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today,
so stay with me and I'll have it made
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my teen androgyny
So stay with me and I'll have it made
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my teeth extracted
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my chins strapped today
or
You know I'd like to keep my Greek tragedy
or
You know I'd like to keep my Greek tragedy
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheating stragety.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheating strategy
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheating's tragedy.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheese androgynous.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my chi extracted every day.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my chin extracted
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my jeans dry today
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my sheets dry today
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my teenage driving age
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my teenage driving days....
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my teenaged drive today.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know how I like to keep my cheese androgynous.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know how I'd like to keep my jeans dry today.
Original Lyrics:
You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today.
"Tones of Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess we can't be agreed on, can we?
Original Lyrics:
And there's a canopy of greed holdin' me
"Tones of Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some part of you must now fade away
Original Lyrics:
See I'm so high to you, so I'll fade away

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