All I can say is I can't really sing
I like writing down my parodies
And all I can do is write a parody or two
And I write them for you
Then it's sang - Then it's sang

I just want someone to laugh at me ha ha ha ha
I'll always sing if there's a way a Yeah! Yeah!
Well you know I like to keep my parodies funny
So sing with me and I'll have it sang

And I don't understand why I write parodies this way
But I thought you could sing with me
All I can do is sing a parody today
And it takes my life away but it's a great escape
Escape.. Escape.. Escape
Here we go oh! ho! ho!

All I can say is my life is pretty plain
And you like my parodies
And the way they'er sang, the way they'er sang, the way they'er sang

I just want someone to laugh at me ha ha ha ha
I'll always write a parody a Yeah! Yeah!
You know I like to keep my parodies funny
So sing with me and I'll have it sang
Oh I'll have it sang Oohoo!
I'll have it sang ha ha ha ha
You know I'll have it sang
You know I'll have it sang
Oh oh oh oh ha ha ha ha