Fun Music Information -> Bjork
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Quotes:
I've Been reading about reincarnation, and the buddhists say we come back as animals and they refer to them as lesser beings, theyre just like us. So i say f*ck the buddhists! This may sound like a contradition, but I like that in some ways things will always be the same. We'll always put a raincoat on when it rains and in a bathing suit when we go to the beach. And there will always be pop music. At the end of the day, people want to sit down and write about what's happened and what they're hoping for. It's so natural. - Seventeen magazine- September 1997 I've always been happy, silly, sad, boring, furious, ecstatic, in love, the whole scale, all at the same time, it doesnt make me unhappy, if you see what I mean. - The Times-July 2001 'I f*cking wake up in the morning with a far too big heart, I don't know what to do with it really. I love so many people so deeply that I can happily die now. It's scary. It's so scary it's outrageous. If it wasnt for my kid I would...emotionally-wise, I think I've achieved as much I think I can achieve. For anyone to communicate, you have to make an effort. Whether you're born in Idaho with American TV or in Guatemala, you'll always have to fight certain barriers to communicate. For the first few years I sang, I used no words. Then very slowly I started throwing one or two Icelandic words in there. When I was eighteen I did my first tour abroad and I would translate one or two words into English, sing the rest in Icelandic and do noises as well. Communication is about energy. That's how we are and the language sometimes doesn't matter all that much. That was some time ago. I'd shaved my eyebrows, I was very pregnant and I exposed my belly on a TV show, performing in my band KUKL, a jazz punk thing. Apparently the combination was too much for some viewers. One woman had a heart attack while she was watching and sued me. Fortunately, she lost! Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Jokes:
Q: What does Bjork do when she's naughty? A: She watches pjorn! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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Band Name Origins:
- Bjork is Icelandic, and "bjork" is a birch tree in her native tongue. Many other Scandinavian girls are named Bjork-same meaning. Submitted by: Nini
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Bjork Gudmundsdottir. Submitted by: Marcus van der Meer
Also known as: Bjork Gudmundsdottir. Submitted by: Bobo
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Sindri & Isadora - Sindri is actually quite a common name in Iceland. Isadora, however, is very rare. Submitted by: Allie
- Sindri - She has an eighteen year old son, too. Submitted by: shelley
- Isadora - Submitted by: Angelina
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Big Slime Technicality" | "Big Time Sensuality" | Iceland |
| "Big Time Sexuality" | "Big Time Sensuality" | Redlocks |
| "The PMS Song" | "An Army Of Me" | sherock |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Venus As A Boy," | A planet can not be a person. | Mattias |
| "Sun In My Mouth," | She wants us thinking her mouth's that big?!? | Naomi Swanson |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "How Long," Ace | "Five Years," Bjork | |
| "How Old Are You?," Miko Mission | "Five Years," Bjork | |
| "There's A Kind Of Hush," Herman's Hermits | "It's Oh So Quiet," Bjork | |
| "Pluto," Bjork | "What A Wonderful World," Louis Armstrong | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Al Is Full Of Love" originally "All Is Full Of Love"
What a lover Al is!
Alan Toyce
"Arm Of Me" originally "Army Of Me"
Pardon the bad grammar.
Random Madeupperson
"Arm Of Will" originally "Harm Of Will"
Naomi Swanson
"Ham Of Will" originally "Harm Of Will"
Naomi Swanson
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Harm Of Swill" originally "Harm Of Will"
Amber Malone
"Harm Of Willy" originally "Harm Of Will"
Trevor Overt
"Hidden Palace" originally "Hidden Place"
If only she done a Sonic reference...
Redlocks
"Charm Of Will" originally "Harm Of Will"
Naomi Swanson
"Harem Of Will" originally "Harm Of Will"
Naomi Swanson
There are additional Bjork song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Arms Of Me" originally "Army Of Me"
Joe Siebert
"Army On Me" originally "Army Of Me"
Help, get 'em off!
April Fleming
"Harm Of Bill" originally "Harm Of Will"
Rapunzel Gladstone
"Harm Of Jill" originally "Harm Of Will"
Rapunzel Gladstone
"Harp Of Will" originally "Harm Of Will"
Larry The Babel Guy
There are additional Bjork song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Bachelorette" | "Flatulence" | Starscream |
| "Pagan Poetry" | "WereElvis Symphony" | As |
| "All Is Full Of Love" | "Gormless Relatives" | Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Army of Me | Technical Support or Any help line | Sean Lazar |
| Bachelorette | Dating Agency | Blethar |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| One Man Army Our Lady Peace | Army Of Me Bjork | One Man Army Of Me | Josh |
| Truly, Madly, Deeply Savage Garden | Possibly, Maybe Bjork | Truly, Possibly, Madly, Maybe, Deeply Attack of the Adverbs! ;D | Chibi |
| Army Of Me Bjork | One Girl Army Five Iron Frenzy | One Girl Army Of Me | Redlocks |
| All Is Full Of Love Bjork | Naked Avril Lavigne | All Is Full Of Naked Love | Blethar |
| There are additional Bjork duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Bjorknagar
Bjork combined with Borknagar
Submitted By: Ed
Bjork Yorke
Bjork combined with Thom Yorke (Radiohead)
The Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show will cater the reception.
Submitted By: nearlywed
Misheard Lyrics:
"Heirloom"
Misheard Lyrics: A jury at night
They do atrophic work Original Lyrics: And during the night
They do a trapeze walk | "Unison"
Misheard Lyrics: Wish you don't fight
Original Lyrics: We shouldn't fight
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"Unison"
Misheard Lyrics: You guards in it
You discipline her Original Lyrics: You: gardener
You: discipliner | "Submarine"
Misheard Lyrics: Shake ass now
Original Lyrics: Shake us now
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| There are additional Bjork misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Crying"
Misheard Lyrics: Crankfus, I need to.
Original Lyrics: Crying 'cause I need you.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Devil Jones I didn't know the song's title for a long while, so I thought she was singing about someone called 'Crankfus'. However, I always wondered why she didn't finish off her sentence. |
| There are additional Bjork misheard stories available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Jóga"
The Repetitive Lyrics: state of emergency...
Why They're Repetitive: It continues on and on...till it wears out. I love the song though, it's just it's more special when I hear that once.
Submitted by: Mattias
| "Hunter"
The Repetitive Lyrics: i'm going hunter
i'm the hunter i'm the hunter Why They're Repetitive: I love this song ok, but it kinda annoys me a bit at the end where Bjork sounds like she's just talking. 'I'm the hunter...'
Submitted by: Mattias
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Human Behaviour"
Opening Lines: If you ever get close to a human and human behaviour
Comments: Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
| "I Miss You"
Opening Lines: I miss you, but I haven't met you yet
Comments: Submitted by: Mattias
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| There are additional Bjork spelling lyrics available. | |
Song Title Anagrams:
"My Foe Arm" originally "Army Of Me"
Submitted by: Mattias
"My Foe Arm" originally "Army Of Me"
Submitted by: Mattias
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Possibly Maybe"
The Lyrics: mon petit volcan
Why: "my little volcano" in French
Submitted by: Mattias
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What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Beating Up A Reporter While On Camera"
When the female reporter asked about Bjork's baby, she repeatedly punched the reporter while cameras were rolling. Bjork later apologized, and the reporter never pressed charges (as far as I know).
Submitted by: She
