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Album cover parody of Paris by Paris Hilton
Parody album cover
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Jokes:

Q: What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a hyena? A: The hyena makes hideous laughs while scavenging for food while Paris Hilton makes hideous songs while scavenging for fame!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
 

Celebrities Who Sing:

Notable Singing Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Stars Are Blind"she is not that bad but she is not like the used or my chemical romance. They can sing amazing but she can't. she is nothing special. - Amanda Day
"Stars Are Blind"Didn't get a lot of airplay, thank God!! - shepop

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Nearest Motel 6What her real name should be based on characterRobert D. Arndt Jr.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"I Can't Hear the Music," James Blunt"Turn It Up," Paris Hilton

Change a Letter:

"Burn It Up" originally "Turn It Up"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Stars Are Bland" originally "Stars Are Blind"
Melanie Bianca Green

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Stars are Blind""Sluty Celebrity"The_Flamingo
"Stars Are Blind""Hilton Cried (Shirley Temple's Rant)"LPG-Unit
"Stars Are Blind""Hear That Whine"The Piano Minstrel
"Stars Are Blind""Stars Are Deaf"Chris Bodily TM

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Stars Are Blind
   Paris Hilton
I Go Blind
   Hootie & the Blowfish
Stars Go Blind
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Treaty Of Paris Hilton
Treaty Of Paris combined with Paris Hilton
Submitted By: Jessica Albatross
Paris Is Burning
Paris Hilton combined with Burning Spear
They must have heard her sing.
Submitted By: Rip Jeans

Misheard Lyrics:

"Stars Are Blind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's see what this butt can do
Original Lyrics:
Let's see what this love can do
"Stars Are Blind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why should I be worried with the one you really love?
Now tell me who have you been dreaming of?
I, am I your gold.
Original Lyrics:
Why shouldn't we be with the one we really love?
Now tell me who have you been dreaming of
At night at home?
"Stars Are Blind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll get naked nice and naughty.
Original Lyrics:
I can make you nice and naughty.
"Stars Are Blind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz nobody is looking
And the stars are blind
If you show me your genitals
I'll show you mine.
Original Lyrics:
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love, baby
I'll show you mine.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Stars Are Blind"
Better Lyrics:
Even though your dad is crazy,
Even though your mom is blind,
Even though you graaandmother has a big behiiind
Original Lyrics:
Even though the gods are crazy,
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love, baby,
I'll show you mine.
Submitted by: zIpPy

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Heartbeat"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I can feel the other half of my heartbeat
Why They're Nonsensical:
I didn't actually know there were two sides of a heartbeat to begin with ...
Submitted by: Spot-Face
"Heartbeat"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I was lonely only I didn't know it
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, if you didn't know you were lonely then how do you know it now, hmm?
Submitted by: Spot-Face
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Screw Ed" originally "Screwed"
Submitted by: April Fleming

Band Name Anagrams:

Ritalin Shop Submitted by: 404error
Lost Hairpin Submitted by: Karen Smith
Lion Harpist Submitted by: Karen Smith
Train Polish Submitted by: Karen Smith
A Hip Nostril Submitted by: Karen Smith

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Bars Star-Lined" originally "Stars Are Blind"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

Song Lawsuits:

"Stars are Blind"
Numerous comparisons were made of the background tune for "Stars are Blind" and "Kingston" by UB40. The similarities were striking enough to result in a lawsuit.
Submitted by: BulldozerBegins

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Harris Pilton originally "Paris Hilton"
Submitted by: Jessica Childress

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