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Song Parodies -> "Sluty Celebrity"

Original Song Title:

"Stars are Blind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paris Hilton

Parody Song Title:

"Sluty Celebrity"

Parody Written by:

The_Flamingo

The Lyrics

I don’t mind, being sluty all the time
Just being a whore with you
Cuz I am a bitch, so totally rich
I’m always on the headline
Crashing into cars, I’m out of my mind
As sluty as I am, it should be a crime
These headlights are fake, they are not even mine
I'm as skinny as a piece of twine
Everybody look at my behind, ohhhhh

Even though people are sick of me
I’m still on cable t.v.
How I’m a sluty celebrity
All I care about is the mon-oney

I can make you insane
As I sing my song so lame
Got a dog, dressed like a slut too
In reality, I look like poo-poo.
Yeah, baby, yes I do
Oh slut, ohh oh

I ain’t normal in any way
I’m practically naked just to get some pay
I’m gonna be a whore tomorrow, like I was yesterday
If tomorrow, I learn division
I won’t need police supervision!
I’m a slut, that’s all there is too it.
And baby, I’ll never quit! Oh, ohh, oh

Even though people are sick of me
I’m still on cable t.v.
How I’m a sluty celebrity
All I care about is the mon-oney

My song sucks real hard
Makes me look like a retard.
Look at me do a sluty dance
Oops, just lost my pants!
Got the IQ of an ant!

Excuse me for flashing
This moment is slutiful
Might be me drunk
It might get pitiful, oh no, no, no

Even though people are sick of me
I’m still on cable t.v.
How I’m a sluty celebrity
All I care about is the mon-oney

I can’t believe I got a record deal,
Don’t you think I’m hotter than Jessica Biel?
Who needs the Dixie Chicks
When you got me makin’ you sick
Are you still listen’ to Pink?
Man, I’m a dink!

Baby, I can’t think!

Even though people are sick of me

I’m still on cable t.v.

How I’m a sluty celebrity

All I care about is the mon-oney…

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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2Eagle - April 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I think that is true of most celebrities today.
LPG-Unit - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice, but I guess you should have improved the pacing a bit. Paris Hilton's nothing but a dorky little brat who wastes thousands of dollars on material stuff - shall we rent a hitman to get rid of her?...just joking...
The_Flamingo - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
HA! Paris is going to jail. I wish I could've added something about that to the song. Thanks for all the votes and comments guys!

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