I don’t mind, being sluty all the time
Just being a whore with you
Cuz I am a bitch, so totally rich
I’m always on the headline
Crashing into cars, I’m out of my mind
As sluty as I am, it should be a crime
These headlights are fake, they are not even mine
I'm as skinny as a piece of twine
Everybody look at my behind, ohhhhh

Even though people are sick of me
I’m still on cable t.v.
How I’m a sluty celebrity
All I care about is the mon-oney

I can make you insane
As I sing my song so lame
Got a dog, dressed like a slut too
In reality, I look like poo-poo.
Yeah, baby, yes I do
Oh slut, ohh oh

I ain’t normal in any way
I’m practically naked just to get some pay
I’m gonna be a whore tomorrow, like I was yesterday
If tomorrow, I learn division
I won’t need police supervision!
I’m a slut, that’s all there is too it.
And baby, I’ll never quit! Oh, ohh, oh

Even though people are sick of me
I’m still on cable t.v.
How I’m a sluty celebrity
All I care about is the mon-oney

My song sucks real hard
Makes me look like a retard.
Look at me do a sluty dance
Oops, just lost my pants!
Got the IQ of an ant!

Excuse me for flashing
This moment is slutiful
Might be me drunk
It might get pitiful, oh no, no, no

Even though people are sick of me
I’m still on cable t.v.
How I’m a sluty celebrity
All I care about is the mon-oney

I can’t believe I got a record deal,
Don’t you think I’m hotter than Jessica Biel?
Who needs the Dixie Chicks
When you got me makin’ you sick
Are you still listen’ to Pink?
Man, I’m a dink!

Baby, I can’t think!

Even though people are sick of me

I’m still on cable t.v.

How I’m a sluty celebrity

All I care about is the mon-oney…