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Song Parodies -> "Stars Are Deaf"

Original Song Title:

"Stars Are Blind"

Original Performer:

Paris Hilton

Parody Song Title:

"Stars Are Deaf"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

DKTOS? Scroll down to where it says "Free music" and click on Listen where it says, "Stars Are Blind." This parody is about how clebrities (especially actors and heiresses) think they can sing.
I... can't sing... Know what I mean?
This song's such a huge hit
Cuz I'm... a star... pop culture whore
I sing worse than Shatner
These pre-teen girls all wanna hear me day and night
Not just on Fox, but K-HITS 105
Celebs will never do a song and sing it right
You should push this song by me aside
I can't sing tonight, no no, ohh

Billboard Charts are (censored) crazy
Seems as though the stars are deaf
Lindsay Lohan, Patrick Swayze
Butcher the clefs

William Hung and John Travolta
Johnny Ashcroft and Connie Chung
Where are songs by Mars's Volta?
And did I say William Hung?
Maybe I'm "perfect" for tunes

"My ears!! Oww ow!"

I... could have.. songs on the charts
If KIIS get some requests
But I... know your... heart's gonna stop
If you don't buy some earplugs
"You sh***ing with me? You think you can sing some songs?"
Now I can sing the songs, but notes are wrong
Can't sing a note! No no, nooo!

From Don Johnson, Connie, Lindsay
Seems as though the stars are deaf
Rather hear a "star" from Disney
Or Federline

Connie, K-Fed, Eddie Murphy
Lindsay Lohan, John Ashcroft, too
Rather hear a song that's Smurfy
I won't peak at Number 2
Maybe I butcher songs, too

Excuse me for singing
George Lang was so critical
He is a writer
For the news.... Oklahoman, Okla, Ohhh

Seems as though celebs are crazy
Seems as though the stars are deaf
If you don't want dreck on Billboard
Don't hold your breath

I can sing this song so brutal
William Shatner and K-Fed too
My chihuahua hates your poodle
Let's see what Paris can do
Let's see what this song can do
This song's pathetic poo poo

This crap's pathetic, who knew?
Leonard Nimoy, Richard Harris
Seems as though the stars are deaf
Seems as though the charts are crazy
Can you tell the stars are deaf?
(Fade out)

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 9

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Sean Lee (non-asian) - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Its so true! and funny! I wrote one a couple years ago (parody of Come Clean by Hilary Duff) called Cannot Sings and is about how Hilary got into the music business. Thats some pretty bad rhrymes in there! all 555
LPG-Unit - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Paris Hilton's a no-talented dumb-whore, so it's good that you made fun of her. I like the William Hung lines, too... 555! = )
serena - September 10, 2006 - Report this comment's so funny...I love it ;P

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