I think it should be a crime
For singing worthless tunes
Cuz I don't know too many girls
That bug me like you do
Your other shows already make me want to choke
But then we hoped that it was just a joke
Some people never have enough elusive fame
But you can't see we're sick of your name
And I cringe inside, oh woah

Never thought she'd be a singer
Never thought I'd hear that whine
If I never see her again
I'll be just fine
She was only hot and haughty
So annoying and useless, too
Could you beam her up, dear Scottie?
Some other planet will do
Everyone's tired of you

I could be wrong on my own
Maybe I should make amends
But I know that I'm not alone
If tomorrow your label ends
Why shouldn't we be with our friends rejoicing more?
It's something that I have been waiting for
You won't go away, oh woah

Never liked her as an "actor"
Never thought she'd try to find
Bigger shame in other ventures
Make up your mind
Always thought she was a hottie
Pretty special and clever, too
All she does is use her body
Wishing she was gone and through
I think it's stupid, don't you?

Excuse me for trying
For hoping you'd disappear
Maybe I'm lying
You won't get out of here
Oh no, no, no

Never thought she'd be a singer
Never thought I'd hear that whine
If I never see her again
I'll be just fine
She was only hot and haughty
So annoying and useless, too
Could you beam her up, dear Scottie?
Some other planet will do (Even the moon will do)
Everyone's tired of you (Everyone's tired of you)

Never thought she'd be a singer...
Never thought I'd hear that whine...