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Fun Music Information -> Osmonds

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Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Down By The Lazy River,"	A river cannot be lazy.	Max E. Padd

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"New Toy," Lene Lovich	"Yo-Yo," The Osmonds
"Where Are All My Friends?," Harold Melvin And The Blue Notes	"Down By The Lazy River," The Osmonds
"The Meeting Place," The Last Shadow Puppets	"Down By The Lazy River," The Osmonds
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi	"Down By The Lazy River," Osmonds
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Don By The Lazy River" originally "Down By The Lazy River"

Serafina

"Crazy Hoses" originally "Crazy Horses"

Peter

"Down By The Lay River" originally "Down By The Lazy River"

Peter

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"One Bald Apple" originally "One Bad Apple"

George Straitjacket

"Down By The Lazy Driver" originally "Down By The Lazy River"

Peter

"Drown By The Lazy River" originally "Down By The Lazy River"

Peter

"Love Me For A Treason" originally "Love Me For A Reason"

Meg Owens

Change a Letter:

"Crazy Norses" originally "Crazy Horses"

I'm sure some Norwegians are.

Condoleezza Rice Pilaf

"Move Me For A Reason" originally "Love Me For A Reason"

Scarlett Lopez

"Crazy Houses" originally "Crazy Horses"

Ferragamo

"Love Me For A Season" originally "Love Me For A Reason"

Meg Owens

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"One Bad Apple"	"Suck at Scrabble"	the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Dr. Shrinker TV Show Theme Song"	"Cancel Your Turn-Blinker"	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Dr. Shrinker TV Theme Song"	"Hugh Hefner"	Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Crazy Horses"	"Burning Couches"	Steve Kalafut
"One Bad Apple"	"One Road Apple"	Rick Duncan

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
One Bad Apple	Apple Computer	crazydon

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Down In The Willow Garden The Everly Brothers	Down By The Lazy River The Osmonds	Down In The Willow Garden By The Lazy River	Regina Olsen
The One Who Really Loves You Mary Wells	One Bad Apple The Osmonds	The One Bad Apple Who Really Loves You	Roy R. Pryor
Ain't No Woman Like The One I've Got Four Tops	One Bad Apple The Osmonds	Ain't No Woman Like The One Bad Apple I've Got	Ashley Michelle McGowan
You're The One That I Want John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John	One Bad Apple The Osmonds	You're The One Bad Apple That I Want	Julia Cox
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Down by the Lazy River" Misheard Lyrics: Might define out tonight Original Lyrics: Mighty fine out tonight	"One Bad Apple" Misheard Lyrics: Before you give up alone Original Lyrics: Before you give up on love
"Yo-Yo" Misheard Lyrics: Just like a yum-yum Original Lyrics: Just like a yo-yo	"Love Me For A Reason" Misheard Lyrics: Love me for a raisin Original Lyrics: Love me for a reason
There are additional Osmonds misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Crazy Horses "

Misheard Lyrics:

Crazy whore says
There's a message floating in the air come from
Crazy whore says.

Original Lyrics:

There's a message floating in the air com from,
Crazy horses riding everywhere....

Story about this misheard lyric by: Jay Cee Stackhouse

I misheard those lyrics, it sounds just like you'd break it down.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"One Bad Apple"

Better Lyrics:

One bad Snapple don't spoil the whole punch, girl.

Original Lyrics:

One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.

Submitted by: Aaron

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"One Bad Apple"

The Insincere Lyrics:

One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch girl
Give me one more try before you give up on love
One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch girl
I don't care what you say and I don't care what you did

Why They're Insincere:

Oh yeah Donny. Mmhm! That's really sincere.

Submitted by: Celeste

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Yo-Yo"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

I used to be a swinger
Until you wrapped me 'round your finger

Why They're Inappropriate:

And you thought the Osmonds were clean-cut Mormons from Utah! How could they sing lyrics about being a swinger? Assuming they knew what a swinger was...

Submitted by: crazydon

Song Title Space Change:

"I Can't Live Ad Ream" originally "I Can't Live A Dream"

Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

"Love Me For Area, Son" originally "Love Me For A Reason"

Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail

Band Name Anagrams:

Smooth Ends Submitted by: Alexis

Son's Method Submitted by: Alexis

Song Title Anagrams:

"I Love Old Bun" originally "Double Lovin'"

Submitted by: Loree Dare

"Build On Love" originally "Double Lovin'"

Submitted by: Loree Dare

"No Bull Video" originally "Double Lovin'"

Submitted by: Loree Dare

"Boo Dull Vine" originally "Double Lovin'"

Submitted by: Loree Dare

"Video On Bull" originally "Double Lovin'"

Submitted by: Loree Dare

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Crazy Horses"

Was banned in Russia because it was believed that the Osmonds were referring to Heroin and drugs. However, the song lyrics were actually about pollution. Wild huh.

Submitted by: Jeni