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Fun Music Information -> Joe Tex
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Joseph Arrington Jr.. Submitted by: disco
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "That's Your Davy" | "That's Your Baby" | Lana |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Don't Let Your Left Hand Know," | Hands are incapable of knowing anything. | Yvette Bristle |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "I'm Gonna Catch You," Laurie Berkner | "I Gotcha," Joe Tex | |
| "All Cried Out," Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam | "Fresh Out Of Tears," Joe Tex | |
| "Too Many Women," Rachel Sage | "Men Are Gettin' Scarce," Joe Tex | |
| "Keep The One You Got," Joe Tex | "Love The One You're With," Stephen Stills | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"I Gotha" originally "I Gotcha"
Gotha is a city in Thuringia state, Germany.
Farlow Maitland
"A Woman Can Change A Ma" originally "A Woman Can Change A Man"
Candy Welty
"That's Our Baby" originally "That's Your Baby"
Candy Welty
"Hat's Your Baby" originally "That's Your Baby"
Candy Welty
"Here's No Business Like Love Business" originally "There's No Business Like Love Business"
Sutch
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"I Believe I'm Gonna Make Lit" originally "I Believe I'm Gonna Make It"
Sung by a would-be novelist?
Peter
"I Believe I'm Gonna Make Wit" originally "I Believe I'm Gonna Make It"
Peter
"A Woman Can Change A Manx" originally "A Woman Can Change A Man"
Candy Welty
"There's No Business Like Glove Business" originally "There's No Business Like Love Business"
Mercedes Morgan
"There's No Business Like Clove Business" originally "There's No Business Like Love Business"
Mercedes Morgan
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Skinny Kegs And All" originally "Skinny Legs And All"
Peter
"I Believe I'm Gonna Rake It" originally "I Believe I'm Gonna Make It"
At some point I'll do that to the yard.
Peter
"I Believe I'm Gonna Fake It" originally "I Believe I'm Gonna Make It"
Peter
"I Believe I'm Gonna Bake It" originally "I Believe I'm Gonna Make It"
Would be healthier.
Peter
"A Roman Can Change A Man" originally "A Woman Can Change A Man"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "(You Better) Hold What You Got" | "(We Should've) Held What We Got" | Michael Pacholek |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) | Weight Watchers | Liz |
| Skinny Legs And All | Anorexia Cinic | toto2 |
| I Gotcha | Rape Crisis Center | VJON |
| Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) | Weight Watchers | FussBudgetVanPelt |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) Joe Tex | Grind Alice In Chains | Ain't Gonna Bump and Grind No More (With No Big Fat Woman) Sorry, Rosie. | JC |
Misheard Lyrics:
"I Gotcha"
Misheard Lyrics: I doubt ya
Original Lyrics: I gotcha
| "I Gotcha"
Misheard Lyrics: I taught ya
Original Lyrics: I gotcha
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"I Gotcha"
Misheard Lyrics: Now kids say
Original Lyrics: Now kiss me
| "I Gotcha"
Misheard Lyrics: I touched ya
Original Lyrics: I gotcha
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"I Gotcha"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Now, kiss me, hold it a long time, now hold it
Don't turn it a-loose, now hold it A little bit longer, now hold it, come on Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it Now ease up on me now, hey Why They're Nonsensical: Okay, if you're kissing and holding it a long time, then...who's doing the singing?
Submitted by: Bob
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)"
The Lyrics: Cause it takes two hands to handle a Whopper
Product Brand Name: Burger King Whopper
Submitted by: crazydon
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"You Said A Bad Word"
Opening Lines: Ahh, you said a bad word. I'm gonna tell your mama on you, huh
Comments: Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
| "I Gotcha"
Opening Lines: I gotcha, uh huh, huh. You thought I didn't see ya now, didn't ya
Comments: Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Mother Sad Vice" originally "Mother's Advice"
Submitted by: Trevor Overt
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Ain't Gonna Bump No More"
The Lyrics: She wanted to get on down, still wanna get on down
I told her to go on and leave me alone I ain't gettin' down You done hurt my hip once Why: Pretty obvious; you can see that even the title is lazily worded (by today's standards the song may offend some people due to the reference to an unnamed overweight person that is mentioned in the lyrics). Despite the somewhat bad grammar, overall it's not a bad song for its time.
Submitted by: PJ
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Song Title Anagrams:
"Goa Itch" originally "I Gotcha"
Something one might catch in Indian state of Goa?
Submitted by: Pact Like Sardines
"Papa Saw Too" originally "Papa Was Too"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
"Two Soap A Pa" originally "Papa Was Too"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
"Swap A Pa Too" originally "Papa Was Too"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
"Swoop At A Pa" originally "Papa Was Too"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
FOOT: "Fresh Out Of Tears"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
MA: "Mother's Advice"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
