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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> P, Page 1

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
P S I Love You Beatles Divorce Lawyers FussBudgetVanPelt
P*** On Disco Danny Peabody Barry Gibb's answering machine MC Blargenfedibblenohip
P-I-M-P 50-Cent Child Support Enforcement Agency Tosha
P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) Michael Jackson NAMBLA Drewzi
Pac Bell (hed) p.e. Pac Bell wadded beef
Pac-Man Fever Buckner & Garcia Video Arcade Larcen Tyler
Pack Up Your Sins And Go To The Devil Ella Fitzgerald Church Mark
Padrino Smash Mouth IRS Espi
Pain Jimmy Eat World Doctor's office/surgeon *katie
Pain Is So Close To Pleasure Queen Sado-Masochism/Self-Mutilation Support Hotline Anonymous
Pain Lies On The Riverside Live Riverboat Casinos newrock
Paint It Black The Rolling Stones Pittsburgh Paint stoned
Paint it Black The Rolling Stones Interior Decorator Laurel
Paint It Black Rolling Stones Depression Hotline StarlightWarrior
Paint It Black Rolling Stones A store that ran out of black paint Bill
Pale Shelter Tears For Fears Homeless Shelter a
Panama Van Halen Panama Travel Agency Clayton Thompson
Panic in Detroit David Bowie Detroit Town Hall  carly_carlz
Panic Prone Chevelle  Psychologist Office Aaron
The Panic Song Green Day UFO Hotline Tom
Pants Too Tight Grateful Dead Weight Watchers J. Geraci
Papa Don't Preach Madonna Teenage Pregnancy Helpline Marv
Papa Don't Preach Madonna Planned Parenthood Kevin
Papa Don't Preach Madonna Teen abstinence/adoption agencies smittykins
Papa Mama -Nozomanu Baby- Miyavi National Center for Missing & Exploited Children Tikuko
Papa, Can You Hear Me? Barbra Streisand School For The Deaf Drewzi
Papa, Can You Hear Me? Barbra Streisand Missing children organization/Orphanage Diddims
Paper Airplanes AFI Delta Airlines reteshcekim
Paper Cut Linkin Park Sado-masochist Hotline EcclecticWitch
Paper Tigers Jaci Velasquez Oragami Artist Admiral Memo
Paperback Writer The Beatles Hardback Publishing Company enigma42sims
Papercut Linkin Park Paper Manufacturing Industry reteshcekim
Papercut Linkin Park Wound Care Center Revrend Robert J. Hoplite III, Church of Trivium
Papercut Linkin Park Save-a-tree Foundation vaporxx
Paperlate Genesis Menzies Distribution Pickle
Paradise City Guns N' Roses Iraq nightrain express
Paradise City Guns 'n' Roses Prison Jane
Paradise City Guns And Roses Travel Agent Stobed
Paralyzed Kiss Parapelegic Support Group HarryMay
Paralyzer Finger Eleven The Paralympics Dongquan
Paralyzer Finger Eleven Physical rehabilitation unit Martha Hankins
Paranoid Black Sabbath Psychiatric Ward Wood
Paranoid Black Sabbath Mental Hospital Dave
Paranoid Android Radiohead Mental Institute Nightshadowliver
Parasite World TERRA (beatmania IIDX) Leech treatment Anonymous
Paris Is Burning Dokken Paris Fire Department Andrew
Part Time Lovers Stevie Wonder Dating Agency Marv
Particle Man They Might Be Giants Dwarfism Research Institute Dr. Thomas Who
Party Hard Andrew W.K. Any Police Station Idont Havaname
Party Hard Andrew W.K. Any Funeral Home Brian Kelly
The Party's Over Everly Brothers Party Supply Store Marian
The Party's Over The Everly Brothers Party Supply Store Marian
Patience Guns N' Roses Phone company nightrain express
Patience Guns 'n' Roses Any Company That Puts You On Hold Jane
Patterns System Of A Down Sewing Supplies Store bbb
Pay Me My Money Down Bruce Springsteen The estate of Ken Lay Paris Hilton Is On Fire
Pay Per View Coyote Shivers Direct TV Robbie N.
Pay The Man Offspring Employment Agency Rosie
Paying The Price Of Love Bee Gees STD clinic Martha Irvin
Payphone Maroon 5 Phone shop Dongquan
Peace Like A River Paul Simon Flood Victims' Help Line Lindsay Lowhound
Peace Of Mind Boston World Peace Council Bionic Coyote Coupon
Peace Sells.. But Whose Buying? Megadeth United Nations joe
Peace Tonight Indigo Girls Donald Rumsfeld's Office UrbanPeaceArtist
Peacekeeper Fleetwood Mac US Marine HQ RatFaceLace
Peaches Presidents Of The United States Of America Tropicana Orange Juice yoyo ma
Pearl Necklace ZZ Top Jeweller, Country Club Kitty
Pennies From Heaven Cast of '42nd Street' The Vatican ISTA
Pennsylvania 6500 Glenn Miller Anything To Do With Pennsylvania Richard Davies
Penny Lane The Beatles A Bank marion
Pennyroyal Tea Nirvana Natural Health Clinic been_a_son
People Barbra Streisand Chinese Census Control Katee
People = S*** Slipknot Church/Pregnancy Clinic alfie
People = S*** Slipknot Anger Management Hotline kat tara
People Are Crazy Billy Currington Mental hospital Edward
People Are Strange The Doors Dating Agency Chase Waggoner
People Are Strange The Doors Outreach Program enigma42sims
Perfect Alanis Morissette Suicide Helpline knelly
Perfect 10 The Beautiful South Weight Watchers  Rock Princess
Perfect Child Mike & The Mechanics Brad Pitt's Answering Machine pickle*
The Perfect Drug Nine Inch Nails Drug Abuse Help Line fodder
Perfect Drug Nine Inch Nails Anti-Drug Fair Darien Henshaw
The Perfect Drug Nine Inch Nails Drug Rehab twodents2D
Perfect Drug Nine Inch Nails Methadone Clinic EmoBallerina
The Perfect Drug Nine Inch Nails Drug Rehab Center Mercy
Perfect Enemy T.A.T.U. Marriage Counseling Taylor of the Phunk
Personal Property Def Leppard A domestic violence hotline Donna W
Pervert Nurse D.I. Any Hospital The Skuz
Pet Names Smash Mouth Marriage Counseling Service Lieselette
Phenomenon Toby Mac Paranormal Investigation Agency Chris
Philadelphia Freedom Elton John Free Mumia Coalition HarryMay
The Phonebook Song Scared Weird Little Guys Identity Helpline Mez
Phony Calls Weird Al Yankovic Moe's Bar Josh 2
Phony Calls Weird Al Yankovic Caller ID Shippy Mandy
Phony Calls Weird Al Yankovic The Insider's Pat O'Brien's Answering Machine funny
Photograph Def Leppard Kodak BillyBob
Photograph Nickelback Blind Therapy i rock so much
Photograph Def Leppard Missing People Agency Muzakman
Piano In The Dark Brenda Russell Ray Charles/Stevie Wonder oldtimer
Piano Man Billy Joel Gibson Guitars oldsongs

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