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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> P, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with P, Page 1
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| P S I Love You | Beatles | Divorce Lawyers | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| P-I-M-P | 50-Cent | Child Support Enforcement Agency | Tosha | |||
| P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) | Michael Jackson | NAMBLA | Drewzi | |||
| Pac Bell | (hed) p.e. | Pac Bell | wadded beef | |||
| Pac-Man Fever | Buckner & Garcia | Video Arcade | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Pack Up Your Sins And Go To The Devil | Ella Fitzgerald | Church | Mark | |||
| Padrino | Smash Mouth | IRS | Espi | |||
| Pain | Jimmy Eat World | Doctor's office/surgeon | *katie | |||
| Pain Is So Close To Pleasure | Queen | Sado-Masochism/Self-Mutilation Support Hotline | Anonymous | |||
| Pain Lies On The Riverside | Live | Riverboat Casinos | newrock | |||
| Paint It Black | The Rolling Stones | Pittsburgh Paint | stoned | |||
| Paint it Black | The Rolling Stones | Interior Decorator | Laurel | |||
| Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | Depression Hotline | StarlightWarrior | |||
| Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | A store that ran out of black paint | Bill | |||
| Pale Shelter | Tears For Fears | Homeless Shelter | a | |||
| Panama | Van Halen | Panama Travel Agency | Clayton Thompson | |||
| Panic in Detroit | David Bowie | Detroit Town Hall | carly_carlz | |||
| Panic Prone | Chevelle | Psychologist Office | Aaron | |||
| The Panic Song | Green Day | UFO Hotline | Tom | |||
| Pants Too Tight | Grateful Dead | Weight Watchers | J. Geraci | |||
| Papa Don't Preach | Madonna | Teenage Pregnancy Helpline | Marv | |||
| Papa Don't Preach | Madonna | Planned Parenthood | Kevin | |||
| Papa Don't Preach | Madonna | Teen abstinence/adoption agencies | smittykins | |||
| Papa Mama -Nozomanu Baby- | Miyavi | National Center for Missing & Exploited Children | Tikuko | |||
| Papa, Can You Hear Me? | Barbra Streisand | School For The Deaf | Drewzi | |||
| Papa, Can You Hear Me? | Barbra Streisand | Missing children organization/Orphanage | Diddims | |||
| Paper Airplanes | AFI | Delta Airlines | reteshcekim | |||
| Paper Cut | Linkin Park | Sado-masochist Hotline | EcclecticWitch | |||
| Paper Tigers | Jaci Velasquez | Oragami Artist | Admiral Memo | |||
| Paperback Writer | The Beatles | Hardback Publishing Company | enigma42sims | |||
| Papercut | Linkin Park | Paper Manufacturing Industry | reteshcekim | |||
| Papercut | Linkin Park | Wound Care Center | Revrend Robert J. Hoplite III, Church of Trivium | |||
| Papercut | Linkin Park | Save-a-tree Foundation | vaporxx | |||
| Paperlate | Genesis | Menzies Distribution | Pickle | |||
| Paradise City | Guns And Roses | Travel Agent | Stobed | |||
| Paradise City | Guns 'n' Roses | Prison | Jane | |||
| Paradise City | Guns N' Roses | Iraq | nightrain express | |||
| Paralyzed | Kiss | Parapelegic Support Group | HarryMay | |||
| Paralyzer | Finger Eleven | The Paralympics | Dongquan | |||
| Paralyzer | Finger Eleven | Physical rehabilitation unit | Martha Hankins | |||
| Paranoid | Black Sabbath | Psychiatric Ward | Wood | |||
| Paranoid | Black Sabbath | Mental Hospital | Dave | |||
| Paranoid Android | Radiohead | Mental Institute | Nightshadowliver | |||
| Parasite World | TERRA (beatmania IIDX) | Leech treatment | Anonymous | |||
| Paris Is Burning | Dokken | Paris Fire Department | Andrew | |||
| Part Time Lovers | Stevie Wonder | Dating Agency | Marv | |||
| Particle Man | They Might Be Giants | Dwarfism Research Institute | Dr. Thomas Who | |||
| Party Hard | Andrew W.K. | Any Police Station | Idont Havaname | |||
| Party Hard | Andrew W.K. | Any Funeral Home | Brian Kelly | |||
| The Party's Over | The Everly Brothers | Party Supply Store | Marian | |||
| The Party's Over | Everly Brothers | Party Supply Store | Marian | |||
| Patience | Guns N' Roses | Phone company | nightrain express | |||
| Patience | Guns 'n' Roses | Any Company That Puts You On Hold | Jane | |||
| Patterns | System Of A Down | Sewing Supplies Store | bbb | |||
| Pay Me My Money Down | Bruce Springsteen | The estate of Ken Lay | Paris Hilton Is On Fire | |||
| Pay Per View | Coyote Shivers | Direct TV | Robbie N. | |||
| Pay The Man | Offspring | Employment Agency | Rosie | |||
| Paying The Price Of Love | Bee Gees | STD clinic | Martha Irvin | |||
| Peace Like A River | Paul Simon | Flood Victims' Help Line | Lindsay Lowhound | |||
| Peace Of Mind | Boston | World Peace Council | Bionic Coyote Coupon | |||
| Peace Sells.. But Whose Buying? | Megadeth | United Nations | joe | |||
| Peace Tonight | Indigo Girls | Donald Rumsfeld's Office | UrbanPeaceArtist | |||
| Peacekeeper | Fleetwood Mac | US Marine HQ | RatFaceLace | |||
| Peaches | Presidents Of The United States Of America | Tropicana Orange Juice | yoyo ma | |||
| Pearl Necklace | ZZ Top | Jeweller, Country Club | Kitty | |||
| Pennies From Heaven | Cast of '42nd Street' | The Vatican | ISTA | |||
| Pennsylvania 6500 | Glenn Miller | Anything To Do With Pennsylvania | Richard Davies | |||
| Penny Lane | The Beatles | A Bank | marion | |||
| Pennyroyal Tea | Nirvana | Natural Health Clinic | been_a_son | |||
| People | Barbra Streisand | Chinese Census Control | Katee | |||
| People = S*** | Slipknot | Church/Pregnancy Clinic | alfie | |||
| People = S*** | Slipknot | Anger Management Hotline | kat tara | |||
| People Are Strange | The Doors | Dating Agency | Chase Waggoner | |||
| People Are Strange | The Doors | Outreach Program | enigma42sims | |||
| Perfect | Alanis Morrisette | Suicide Helpline | knelly | |||
| Perfect 10 | Beautiful South | Weight Watchers | Rock Princess | |||
| Perfect Child | Mike & The Mechanics | Brad Pitt's Answering Machine | pickle* | |||
| The Perfect Drug | Nine Inch Nails | Drug Abuse Help Line | fodder | |||
| Perfect Drug | Nine Inch Nails | Anti-Drug Fair | Darien Henshaw | |||
| Perfect Drug | Nine Inch Nails | Methadone Clinic | EmoBallerina | |||
| The Perfect Drug | Nine Inch Nails | Drug Rehab Center | Mercy | |||
| The Perfect Drug | Nine Inch Nails | Drug Rehab | twodents2D | |||
| Perfect Enemy | T.A.T.U. | Marriage Counseling | Taylor of the Phunk | |||
| Pervert Nurse | D.I. | Any Hospital | The Skuz | |||
| Pet Names | Smash Mouth | Marriage Counseling Service | Lieselette | |||
| Phenomenon | Toby Mac | Paranormal Investigation Agency | Chris | |||
| Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | Free Mumia Coalition | HarryMay | |||
| The Phonebook Song | Scared Weird Little Guys | Identity Helpline | Mez | |||
| Phony Calls | Weird Al Yankovic | The Insider's Pat O'Brien's Answering Machine | funny | |||
| Phony Calls | Weird Al Yankovic | Caller ID | Shippy Mandy | |||
| Phony Calls | Weird Al Yankovic | Moe's Bar | Josh 2 | |||
| Photograph | Def Leppard | Kodak | BillyBob | |||
| Photograph | Nickelback | Blind Therapy | i rock so much | |||
| Photograph | Def Leppard | Missing People Agency | Muzakman | |||
| Piano In The Dark | Brenda Russell | Ray Charles/Stevie Wonder | oldtimer | |||
| Piano Man | Billy Joel | Gibson Guitars | oldsongs | |||
| Picasso's Last Words (Drink to Me) | The Wings | The Fine Arts Committee | Jet Seargent | |||
| Pick A Part That's New | Stereophonics | Plastic surgery | Pickle | |||
| Pick Yer Nose | Ani Difranco | Miss Manners | HarryMay | |||
| Picture | Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow | Photo Development | Reb |
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