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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Song Name	Performer Name	Product Name	Submitted by:
F* A Dog**	Blink-182	PETA	static
F* A Dog**	Blink 182	RSPCA	nirvana babe
F* A Dog In The A	Blink 182	Veternarians	gillian
F* and Run**	Liz Phair	Dating Service	Marian
F* and Run**	Liz Phair	Wedding Chapel	Marian
F* Authority**	Pennywise	White House	My name is Kenny
F* Her Gently**	Tenacious D	Brothel	Nick
F* Her Gently**	Tenacious D	Lonely Housewives hotline	Irrititable
F* It**	Eamon	Hotline For Those Suffering After Painful Breakup {HFTSAPB}	SI-MAE
F* Off and Die**	Green Day	Depression counselor	Craigus
F* Off Nazi Punks**	Dead Kennedys	K.K.K.	Ben Ingram
F* Police Brutality**	Anti-Flag	Police	Demonmoocow
F* Police Brutality**	Anti-Flag	Rodney King support line	ICP4EVER
F* the Police**	NWA	The Police	My name is Kenny
F* The System**	System Of A Down	Sewage System Repair Company	bbb
F* The World**	The Vines	Uinted Nations Headquarters	Matt
F* The World**	The Queers	Suicide Prevention Hotline	amz
F* U Blind**	Kid Rock	Rape Counsel Hotline	P-Ropester
F* You (I Don't Want You Back)**	Eamon	Wedding Chapel	Mark
F* You All**	The Casualties	Counselor	Michael Quinn
Fin' Hostile*	Pantera	Amnesty International	TowerU
Fing In The Bushes*	Oasis	Planned Parenthood	Jen
Fing With My Head*	Beck	Psychologist's office	SisterGirl
F.O.D.	Green Day	Suicide Hotline	Keith C
F.O.D.	Green Day	Depression Hotline	me
Fabulous Disaster	Exodus	Enron	Bill S
Facing Hell	Ozzy Osbourne	Day Care/Preschool	Rhiannon
Fade To Black	Metallica	Suicide Prevention Hotline	Stobes
Fade To Black	Metallica	Anti-fading detergent	Addicted To SOAD
Fade To Black	Metallica	Suicide Helpline	wadded beef
Fade To Black	Metallica	Suicide Hotline	weirdone
Fade To Gray	Visage	Just For Men Hotline	Greg Boize
Faget	KoRn	Gay and Lesbian Alliance	Aaron Saraco
Failing	Switchkicker	Divorce	justletgo
Faint	Linkin' Park	Doctors or Hospital	Mariah Lees
Faint	Linkin Park	Church	Guess Who
Fair	Ben Folds Five	Any Self Respecting Republican	Kevin Breslin
Faith In Something Bigger	The Who	Erectile Dysfunction Clinic	Death_Zero
Fake	Alexander O'Neal	Plastic Surgeons	Marv
Fake It	Seether	Plastic Surgery	tictacs941
Fake Plastic Trees	Radiohead	Nursery (the kind that grows trees)	Espi
Fall Down	Jennifer Knapp	Shoe Manufacturer	Admiral Memo
Fall Into Sleep	Mudvayne	Insomnia Clinic	Fbug
Fall To Pieces	Velvet Revolver	Elmer's Glue	Shake-zula
Fall To Pieces	Avril Lavigne	Universal Glue Makers	Blue Beret
Fallen Angel	Poison	Church	Kaylyn
Fallen Horses	SmashMouth	Veterinary Clinic	Chase Waggoner
Falling	Alishia Keys	Mountain rescue service.	Ocean-Sirius
Falling Apart	Trust Company	Leprosy	retsehcekim
Falling Away From Me	KoRn	Bringing The Family Together Hotline	Stobes
Falling Down	Oasis	Elevator Repairman	Rychendroll
Falling Down	Staind	Construction Company	MadDog
Falling Down	Muse	Rock Climbing	PJ
Falling For the First Time	Barenaked Ladies	9/11 Support Group	ACY
Falling To Pieces	Faith No More	Amputee Rehab Hospital	Fields
Falls Apart	Sugar Ray	Tissue/Toilet Paper/Napkin/Paper Towel Companies	newrock
Falls Apart	Sugar Ray	Used Car Lot	Ed
Falls Apart	Sugar Ray	Construction Company	Ed
Fame	Irene Cara	American Idol losers	old
Fame	Irene Cara	Any washed up actor, model or singer	Paige
Family Portrait	Pink	Family Crisis Hot Line	All.hail.MUFFINS
Family Portrait	Pink	Family portrait photographers/painters	Nicola
Family System	Chevelle	Family Counseling	steve
Fanfare For The Common Man	Emerson, Lake, and Palmer	Millionaires Club	britrock
Fantasy	Aldo Nova	President George W. Bush's White House	Peter
Far From The Home I Love	Cast of 'Fiddler On The Roof'	Homeowners Magazine	Monarch
Farewell	Sentenced	Suicide Prevention Hotline	Fbug
Farewell Party	Gene Watson	Funeral Home	Mike
Farewell to Kings	Rush	Any country that's a monarchy	carly_carlz
Fast Car	Tracy Chapman	Any Tow Truck Company	meQal
Fast Car	Tracy Chapman	Highway Patrol	folk
Fast Food Song	Fast Food Rockers	Eating Disorder Hotline	Claudia
Fat	Weird Al Yankovic	McDonald's	Anonymous Bob
Fat	Weird Al Yankovic	Eating Disorder Help Line	Kjersti
Fat	Weird Al	Atkins Help Hotline	insert_here
Fat	Wierd Al Yankovic	Slim Fast HQ	schoolgurl
Fat	Weird Al Yankovic	Jenny Craig	lebeiw15
Fat Baby	Amy Grant	Weight Loss Clinic	Da Phoenix
Fat Bottomed Girls	Queen	Women's Weight Loss Clinic	tom
Fat Bottomed Girls	Queen	Gym	Scandia
Fat Bottomed Girls	Queen	Jenny Craig Weight Loss	kcml
Fat Bottomed Girls	Queen	Anorexia Hotline	Rock Princess
Fat Bottomed Girls	Queen	Weight Watchers	A.B.
Fat Bottomed Girls	Queen	Contessa Brewer's office	fatass
Fat F***	CKY(Camp Kill Yourself)	Gluttony Clinic	Wally P.
Fat Lip	Sum 41	Alchoholics Anonymous	tictacs941
Fat Lip	Sum41	Facial Weight Loss Clinic	Erin
Fat Lip	Sum 41	Lip Enlargements	Gar
Fat Sweaty Betty	Insane Clown Posse	Weight Watchers	ash
Fat-Bottomed Girls	Queen	Health Spa	Ocean-Sirius
Father	Lollipop Lust Kill	Family Counciling	Ben Ingram
Father Figure	George Michael	Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch	misty60820
Father Figure	George Michael	Big Brothers Organization	Al
Father Figure	George Michael	NAMBLA	Nicole
Father Of Mine	Everclear	Adoption Agency	Mike Armstrong
Father To Son	Queen	Orphan Shelter	Christina
Faultline	Silverchair	Earthquake Reporting Hotline	Heath
Favorite Son	Green Day	George W. Bush's Answering Machine	Lucy
Favorite Waste Of Time	Bette Midler	Any helpdesk	Maikel Verheijen
The Fear	Lily Allen	Ghost Train	Dongquan

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