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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> F, Page 1

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with F, Page 1

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
F*** A Dog Blink 182 PETA static
F*** A Dog Blink 182 RSPCA nirvana babe
F*** A Dog In The A** Blink 182  Veternarians gillian
F*** and Run Liz Phair Wedding Chapel Marian
F*** and Run Liz Phair Dating Service Marian
F*** Authority Pennywise White House My name is Kenny
"F*** Christmas" Monty Python Santa Claus Inc North Pole facility DumbAngel
F*** Her Gently Tenacious D Brothel Nick
F*** Her Gently Tenacious D Lonely Housewives hotline Irrititable
F*** It Eamon Hotline For Those Suffering After Painful Breakup {HFTSAPB} SI-MAE
F*** Off and Die Green Day Depression counselor Craigus
F*** Off Nazi Punks Dead Kennedys K.K.K. Ben Ingram
F*** Police Brutality Anti-Flag Rodney King support line ICP4EVER
F*** Police Brutality Anti-Flag Police Demonmoocow
F*** the Police NWA The Police My name is Kenny
F*** The System System Of A Down Sewage System Repair Company bbb
F*** The World The Vines Uinted Nations Headquarters Matt
F*** The World The Queers Suicide Prevention Hotline amz
F*** U Blind Kid Rock Rape Counsel Hotline P-Ropester
F*** You (I Don't Want You Back) Eamon Wedding Chapel Mark
F*** You All The Casualties Counselor Michael Quinn
F***in' Hostile Pantera Amnesty International TowerU
F***ing Ada Ian Dury HMV record shop chain pickle
F***ing In The Bushes Oasis Planned Parenthood Jen
F***ing With My Head Beck Psychologist's office SisterGirl
F.O.D. Green Day Suicide Hotline Keith C
F.O.D.  Green Day Depression Hotline me
Fabulous Disaster Exodus Enron Bill S
Facing Hell Ozzy Osbourne Day Care/Preschool Rhiannon
Fade To Black Metallica Suicide Prevention Hotline Stobes
Fade To Black Metallica Anti-fading detergent Addicted To SOAD
Fade To Black Metallica Suicide Hotline weirdone
Fade To Black Metallica Suicide Helpline wadded beef
Fade To Gray Visage Just For Men Hotline Greg Boize
Faget KoRn Gay and Lesbian Alliance Aaron Saraco
Failing Switchkicker Divorce justletgo
Faint Linkin' Park Doctors or Hospital Mariah Lees
Faint Linkin Park Church Guess Who
Fair Ben Folds Five Any Self Respecting Republican Kevin Breslin
Faith In Something Bigger The Who Erectile Dysfunction Clinic Death_Zero
Fake Alexander O'Neal Plastic Surgeons Marv
Fake It Seether Plastic Surgery tictacs941
Fake Plastic Trees Radiohead Nursery (the kind that grows trees) Espi
Fall Down Jennifer Knapp Shoe Manufacturer Admiral Memo
Fall Into Sleep Mudvayne Insomnia Clinic Fbug
Fall To Pieces Velvet Revolver Elmer's Glue Shake-zula
Fall To Pieces Avril Lavigne Universal Glue Makers Blue Beret
Fallen Angel Poison Church Kaylyn
Fallen Horses SmashMouth Veterinary Clinic Chase Waggoner
Falling Alishia Keys Mountain rescue service. Ocean-Sirius
Falling Apart Trust Company Leprosy retsehcekim
Falling Away From Me KoRn Bringing The Family Together Hotline Stobes
Falling Down Muse Rock Climbing PJ
Falling Down Staind Construction Company MadDog
Falling Down Oasis Elevator Repairman Rychendroll
Falling For the First Time Barenaked Ladies 9/11 Support Group ACY
Falling To Pieces Faith No More Amputee Rehab Hospital Fields
Falls Apart Sugar Ray Construction Company Ed
Falls Apart Sugar Ray Tissue/Toilet Paper/Napkin/Paper Towel Companies newrock
Falls Apart Sugar Ray Used Car Lot Ed
Fame Irene Cara American Idol losers old
Fame Irene Cara Any washed up actor, model or singer Paige
Family Portrait Pink Family Crisis Hot Line All.hail.MUFFINS
Family Portrait Pink Family portrait photographers/painters Nicola
Family System Chevelle Family Counseling steve
Fanfare For The Common Man Emerson, Lake, and Palmer Millionaires Club britrock
Fantasy Aldo Nova President George W. Bush's White House Peter
Far From The Home I Love Cast of 'Fiddler On The Roof' Homeowners Magazine Monarch
Far Side of Crazy Wall of Voodoo Mental hospital Evan
Far Side of Crazy Wall of Voodoo Mental hospital Evan
Farewell Sentenced Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Farewell Party Gene Watson Funeral Home Mike
Farewell to Kings Rush Any country that's a monarchy carly_carlz
Fast Car Tracy Chapman Any Tow Truck Company meQal
Fast Car Tracy Chapman Highway Patrol folk
Fast Food Song Fast Food Rockers Eating Disorder Hotline Claudia
Fat Weird Al Yankovic McDonald's Anonymous Bob
Fat Weird Al Yankovic Eating Disorder Help Line Kjersti
Fat Weird Al Atkins Help Hotline insert_here
Fat Wierd Al Yankovic Slim Fast HQ schoolgurl
Fat Weird Al Yankovic Jenny Craig lebeiw15
Fat and Proud Steriogram Weight Loss Clinic JeReMy
Fat Baby Amy Grant Weight Loss Clinic Da Phoenix
Fat Bottomed Girls Queen Gym Scandia
Fat Bottomed Girls Queen Anorexia Hotline Rock Princess
Fat Bottomed Girls Queen Jenny Craig Weight Loss kcml
Fat Bottomed Girls Queen Women's Weight Loss Clinic tom
Fat Bottomed Girls Queen Weight Watchers  A.B.
Fat Bottomed Girls Queen Contessa Brewer's office fatass
Fat F*** CKY(Camp Kill Yourself) Gluttony Clinic Wally P.
Fat Lip Sum 41 Alchoholics Anonymous tictacs941
Fat Lip Sum41 Facial Weight Loss Clinic Erin
Fat Lip Sum 41 Lip Enlargements Gar
Fat Man In The Bathtub Little Feat Taft Presidential Library Selena Stopmez
Fat Sweaty Betty Insane Clown Posse Weight Watchers ash
Fat-Bottomed Girls Queen Health Spa Ocean-Sirius
Father Lollipop Lust Kill Family Counciling Ben Ingram
Father Figure George Michael Big Brothers Organization Al
Father Figure George Michael NAMBLA Nicole
Father Figure George Michael Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch misty60820

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