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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> F, Page 2

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with F, Page 2

Entries starting with F are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4

Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Father Of Mine Everclear Adoption Agency Mike Armstrong
Father To Son Queen Orphan Shelter Christina
Faultline Silverchair Earthquake Reporting Hotline Heath
Favorite Son Green Day George W. Bush's Answering Machine Lucy
Favorite Waste Of Time Bette Midler Any helpdesk Maikel Verheijen
The Fear Lily Allen Ghost Train Dongquan
Fear Of Flying Vitamin C Airline Service Opinion Girl
Fear Of The Dark Iron Maiden Lighting Repair brainstem
The Feel Good Hit Of The Summer Queens Of The Stone Age A.A Stumple
Feel Good Inc. The Gorrillaz Depression Helpline Nina Cayley
Feel Like A Number Bob Seger Corrections Department Shaf Toil
Feel Like Makin' Love Kid Rock Rape Counsel Hotline P-Ropester
Feel So Numb Rob Zombie Dentist meQal
Feel So Numb Rob Zombie Dentist Logan Smith
Feels Like Fire Dido Burn Treatment Ward Diane
Feels Like The First Time Foreigner Adult Film Studio meQal
Fell In Love With A Girl White Stripes Singles Network The Punster
Fell In Love With A Girl  White Stripes  Gay Support Hotline Anna loves her jt
Fell On Black Days Soundgarden Depression Clinic Fbug
Fences Paramore Jail Franka
The Ferris Wheel The Everly Brothers Amusement Park Marian
Festival Song Good Charlotte Cult retsehcekim
Feuer Frei! Rammstein Any peace activist group Jeffrey Hope
Feuer Frei! Rammstein National Rifle Association Josh Bain
Fever Peggy Lee Centers for Disease Control and Prevention jink
Fiaap De Oaid Tool Area 51 Glenn rousseau
Fiddle About The Who Child Abuse Hotline The Deke
Fight Fire with Fire Kansas Fire Department Joseph A. Rhodes
Fight For All The Wrong Reasons Nickelback Marriage Counselling Rocky Mak
Fight For Your Right (To Party) Beastie Boys Police Station Kenny
Fight For Your Right (To Party) Beastie Boys 'Mortal Kombat' series Andrea Huckstep
Fight For Your Right (To Party) The Beastie Boys College Dean  punk
Fight Like A Brave Red Hot Chili Peppers Bullying Helpline Marv
Fighter Christina Aguilera Any Martial Arts School maverick_hunter_17
Fighter Christina Aguilera Spousal Abuse Hotline Marv
Fighter Christina Aguilera Any Of Mike Tysons Ex Girlfriends Dan Fletcher
Fighter Christina Aguilera WWF X-MCG-X
Figure.09 Linkin Park Bad Figure Skaters reteshcekim
Fill My Little World The Feeling Dwarfism support line lady cutie
Filth Dir en Grey Cleaning Service Ari
Filth Lesbian Bed Death Drycleaners PJ
Filth In the Beauty The Gazette Rape Victims' Hotline ninjou
The Final Dir En Grey Suicide Hotline Pankeyke
Final Countdown Europe NASA Wood
The Final Cut Pink Floyd Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Final Days DC Talk Nursing Home Admiral Memo
Final Heartbreak Jessica Simpson Divorce Lawyers Varath
Finally Found You Enrique Iglesias Missing Persons Hotline Dongquan
Finally Found You Enrique Iglesias Missing Persons Hotline Dongquan
Find It...Quick! Steel Pulse FBI - Art Theft Division JC Foster
Finding Me Vertical Horizon Missing persons hotline Edward
Fire Ohio Players 911 Kryptonite
Fire Inspiral Carpets Fire Department Genevieve
Fire Jimi Hendrix Crematorium Pope George Ringo
Fire Jimi Hendrix Hospital Burn Victim's Ward Chase Waggoner
Fire Jimi Hendrix Firehouse Mark
Fire Pointer Sisters Fire Department Soulraven
Fire Crazy World Of Arthur Brown Fire Department Troy
The Fire Breathes Skillet Pyromaniac's Anonymous Admiral Memo
Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey's Head Gorillaz Animal Testing Lab Chase Waggoner
The Fire Down Below Bob Seger Viagra crazydon
The Fire Down Below  Bob Seger STD Clinic DJ
Fire In Cairo The Cure Cairo Tourism Board tckma
Fire In The Hole Van Halen Preparation H Factory Eric Andrews
Fire On The Mountain Grateful Dead Any Business Near Mt St. Helen's cyberbmcd
Fire Water Burn Bloodhound Gang Fire Station Rebecca
Fire Water Burn Blood Hound Gang 911  HatchetRyda
Fire! Lloyd Banks Fire Department Stobes
Fire, Water, Burn Bloodhound Gang Apartment Rental Agency Cowboy D.
Fire, Water, Burn Bloodhound Gang Fire Department Damolisher
Fireflies Owl City Insect Repellent Dongquan
Firestarter Prodigy Pyromania Helpline Fbug
Firestarter The Prodigy Fire Department Raki
First Cut Is The Deepest PP Arnold Hospital Operating Theatre/Room Ego
The First Cut Is The Deepest Rod Stewart ' Cutters' ' Help Line Nicola
The First Cut Is The Deepest Sheryl Crow Surgeon's Office Larcen Tyler
The First Cut Is The Deepest Keith Hampshire Vascetomy Clinic FussBudgetVanPelt
The First Cut Is The Deepest Keith Hampshire Vasectomy Clinic FussBudgetVanPelt
The First Cut Is The Deepest Sheryl Crow Band-Aid Company Catlover*girl
First It Giveth Queens Of The Stone Age Repossesion Company Az
Fish Ain't Bitin' Lamont Dozier Dating Service UrbanPeaceArtist
Fish Heads Barnes & Barnes EPA GhEtTo JoHn
Five Stars For Failure Joy Electric Math Tutor Idont Havaname
Fix Static-X Drug Abuse helpline brainstem
Fix Me Now Garbage Rehab Clinic Jess
Fix You Coldplay Veterinarian's Office Max Maxter
Fixing A Hole The Beatles Proctologist's Office Jay W
Flagpole Sitta' Harvey Danger Republican Party Headquarters military
Flame Trees Cold Chisel National Parks and Wildlife Service Heath
Flaming Youth Kiss Gay Teens Support Group HarryMay
Flash Queen Eveready Flashlight Jorgen
Flashlight Psychadelic Funk Lightbulb Company Kryptonite
Flesh & Blood Roxy Music Morgue FussBudgetVanPelt
Flesh And Blood Roxy Music Coroner's Office FussBudgetVanPelt
The Flesh Failure Hair US Pentagon dUtCh_GuRl
Flight 601 [All I've Got Is Time] Fenix Tx Anyone who puts you on hold anon
Flirting With Disaster Molly Hatchet Suicide Hotline Bionic Coyote Coupon
Float On Modest Mouse Coast Guard tictacs941
Float On Modest Mouse Tsunami Relief Hotline Ezra
Flood Tool FEMA daedolon

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