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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> E, Page 1

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
E is for Everybody Cooler Kids Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB) The Nerd
E-pro Beck Gaming Experts Hotline FireSquad
E.T. Katy Perry Steven Spielberg's Answering Machine carly_carlz
Eagles Become Vultures Converge Bird Sanctuary Rynn
Earth Angel Crew Cuts Funeral Directors Anna Buehnenheim
Earth Died Screaming Tom Waits Environmental Protection Agency Greg Boize
Easier Than Love Switchfoot Marriage Counseling Vikk
Easier To Run Linkin Park Amputee Hotline reteshcekim
Easier To Run Linkin Park Any Car Dealership Draven
Easier To Run Linkin Park Kids Help Line me, duh.
Easier To Run Linkin Park AAA me
Easy Lover Phil Collins and Phil Bailey Marriage Counselling Starving Hobo
Easy Lover Phil Collins & Phillip Bailey Escort Agency Marv
Easy Money Billy Joel Insurance agencies/Civil claim lawyers goat
Easy To Be Hard Three Dog Night Sexual Dysfunction Clinic little jen
Eat At Home Paul McCartney Restaraunt FussBudgetVanPelt
Eat It Weird Al Yankovic Weight Loss Clinic i like fire
Eat It Weird Al Yankovic Anorexia Helpline Damolisher
Eat It Weird Al Yankovic Any Restaurant bbbb
Eat It Weird Al Yankovic Overeaters Anonymous Ingeborg S. Norden
Eat it Wierd Al Overeaters Anonymous or Weightwatchers bigaceandbravo.com
Eat Steak Reverend Horton Heat The Vegetarian Resource Group Bob
Eat Steak Reverend Horton Heat The Vegetarian Resource Group Bob
Eat The Rich Motorhead Microsoft/Trump HQ britrock
Eat the Rich Aerosmith Non-Profit Agency carly_carlz
Eat To The Beat Blondie Weight Watchers Edward
Eat Your Dog Bad Religion Chinese Restaurant Franka
Eaten Up Inside Korn Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Eatin' Goober Peas Traditional George Lindsey's home oldtimer
Eatin' Goober Peas Traditional Raisinets Fan Club oldtimer
eBay Weird Al Yankovic eBay Frank
Ebony And Ivory McCartney/ Wonder Oreo Cookies yo its me
Ebony And Ivory Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney K.K.K. Jerseymilkferrets
Ebony And Ivory Paul McCartney And Michael Jackson White Supremacists Organization VJON
Ebony Eyes The Everly Brothers U.S. Figure Skating Association Marian
Ebony Eyes The Everly Brothers Airline Or Travel Agency Marian
Ebony Eyes The Everly Brothers NAACP Marian
Egnyrys Cimredopyh +__an injection Dir en Grey Heroin Addicts Anonymous group Matt
Egoist Falco Ego Problems Alana
Eight Easy Steps Alanis Morissette War Amps diablos901
Eighteen and Life Skid Row Prison Ed
Eleanor Rigby The Beatles Dating Service Duffy
Elected Alice Cooper The White House Me
Electioneering Radiohead John Kerry's house meggo
Electric Cafe Kraftwerk Old Fashioned Coffee Shop tomservo1021
Electric Eye Judas Priest LASIK Laser eye surgery Josh
Electrics A Flock Of Seagulls Power Plant Hello
Elegantly Wasted INXS Addiction Treatment Center Mazotti
Elegantly Wasted INXS Alcoholics Anonymous carly_carlz
The Element Song Tom Lehrer The Science Department Of A College Or University Morphine Moroii
Elevator Flo-Rida Inside an elevator or escalator Dongquan
Elmo's Got A Gun Weird Al Yankovic Dick Cheney's Office Kathy
Elmo's Got A Gun Weird Al Yankovic Sesame Street brainstem
Elmo's Got A Gun Weird Al Yankovic PBS brainstem
Elvis Is Dead Living Colour Graceland GlamRockNinjaLord
Embarrassment Madness The White House DJ
Embarrassment Madness Teenage Pregnancy Helpline Rosie
Embryo Dir En Grey Pregnancy Clinic Laura~
Emerge Fischerspooner Hospital Birthing Center Tucker
Emergency Paramore 911 dispatcher onedayrobotswillcry
Emergency Motorhead Any doctor's surgery which axed morning services pickle*
Emotionless Good Charlotte Family Dysfunctions Hotline Lala
Empty Chairs at Empty Tables Les mis- Marius Restaurant Going Out Of Business Kate Un-Heney
Empty Spaces Pink Floyd Agoraphobics Hotline (Fear of open spaces) Death_Zero
Enchanted Sky Machines Judee Sill Virgin Media pickle
The End The Doors Suicide Hotline loser
The End The Doors Suicide Hotline Mark
The End My Chemical Romance Funeral Service i rock so much
The End The Doors Suicide Helpline TullyGirl
The End  The Doors Suicide Prevention Joe
The End Of The Innocence Don Henley Rape/Child Molestation Hotline Jackie
The End of the World As We Know It (I Feel Fine) REM Paranoia Help Center / Apocalyptic Thinkers Society  2 random pschos
Endless Rain X Japan Umbrella Store Teensabre
Endless, Nameless Nirvana Insurance Claim Call-in Eric Thomas
The Enemy Within Rush Insane Asylum carly_carlz
Enjoy The Silence Depeche Mode Suicidal Hotline Matt Scarborough
Enjoy The Silence Depeche Mode National Association Of The Deaf Kjersti
Enola Gay OMD Hiroshima Tourist Office / CND HQ Richard Davies
Enter Sandman Metallica Insomniac Hotline hm
Enter Sandman Metallica Neil Gaiman's voicemail Crystal
Enter Sandman Metallica Vertigo Comics/ Neil Gaiman's answerphone Crystal
Enter Sandman Metallica Insomniac Clinic ******
Enter Sandman Metallica Promo for the movie 'Hide and Seek' AstroRage
Entre Nous Rush Marriage Counselor carly_carlz
Epic Faith No More Lindsay Jacobellis' Home rocky
Epitath King Crimson Funeral Home princejellyfish
Erase and Rewind The Cardigans Magnetic Tape Manufacturer Dan
Eric B Is President Eric B and Rakim Bush Or Kerry's Answering Machine Bill S
Error Operator Taking Back Sunday Emergency Hot Line Kjersti
Eruption Van Halen Clearasil Consumer Hotline Herculina Alencar
Escape Enrique Iglesias Helpline For Stalking Victims Rosie
Escape Hoobastank Prison *katie
Escape Hoobastank Any Prison Someone Else Do It
Escape (The Pina Colada Song) Rupert Holmes Prison FussBudgetVanPelt
Escape (The Piņa Colada Song) Rupert Holmes Alcoholics Anonymous crazydon
Escape From Reason Supertones Psychaiatrist Admiral Memo
Eternal Flame The Bangles Arson Hotline Ed
Eternal Flame The Bangles Fire Department Ed
Eternal Flame The Bangles STD Clinc Marv
Eternal Flame Bangles Fire Department Louise

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