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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> E, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with E, Page 1
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| E is for Everybody | Cooler Kids | Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB) | The Nerd | |||
| E-pro | Beck | Gaming Experts Hotline | FireSquad | |||
| E.T. | Katy Perry | Steven Spielberg's Answering Machine | carly_carlz | |||
| Eagles Become Vultures | Converge | Bird Sanctuary | Rynn | |||
| Earth Angel | Crew Cuts | Funeral Directors | Anna Buehnenheim | |||
| Earth Died Screaming | Tom Waits | Environmental Protection Agency | Greg Boize | |||
| Easier Than Love | Switchfoot | Marriage Counseling | Vikk | |||
| Easier To Run | Linkin Park | Amputee Hotline | reteshcekim | |||
| Easier To Run | Linkin Park | Any Car Dealership | Draven | |||
| Easier To Run | Linkin Park | Kids Help Line | me, duh. | |||
| Easier To Run | Linkin Park | AAA | me | |||
| Easy Lover | Phil Collins and Phil Bailey | Marriage Counselling | Starving Hobo | |||
| Easy Lover | Phil Collins & Phillip Bailey | Escort Agency | Marv | |||
| Easy Money | Billy Joel | Insurance agencies/Civil claim lawyers | goat | |||
| Easy To Be Hard | Three Dog Night | Sexual Dysfunction Clinic | little jen | |||
| Eat At Home | Paul McCartney | Restaraunt | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Eat It | Weird Al Yankovic | Weight Loss Clinic | i like fire | |||
| Eat It | Weird Al Yankovic | Anorexia Helpline | Damolisher | |||
| Eat It | Weird Al Yankovic | Any Restaurant | bbbb | |||
| Eat It | Weird Al Yankovic | Overeaters Anonymous | Ingeborg S. Norden | |||
| Eat it | Wierd Al | Overeaters Anonymous or Weightwatchers | bigaceandbravo.com | |||
| Eat The Rich | Motorhead | Microsoft/Trump HQ | britrock | |||
| Eat To The Beat | Blondie | Weight Watchers | Edward | |||
| Eat Your Dog | Bad Religion | Chinese Restaurant | Franka | |||
| Eaten Up Inside | Korn | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Eatin' Goober Peas | Traditional | George Lindsey's home | oldtimer | |||
| Eatin' Goober Peas | Traditional | Raisinets Fan Club | oldtimer | |||
| eBay | Weird Al Yankovic | eBay | Frank | |||
| Ebony And Ivory | McCartney/ Wonder | Oreo Cookies | yo its me | |||
| Ebony And Ivory | Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney | K.K.K. | Jerseymilkferrets | |||
| Ebony And Ivory | Paul McCartney And Michael Jackson | White Supremacists Organization | VJON | |||
| Ebony Eyes | The Everly Brothers | U.S. Figure Skating Association | Marian | |||
| Ebony Eyes | The Everly Brothers | Airline Or Travel Agency | Marian | |||
| Ebony Eyes | The Everly Brothers | NAACP | Marian | |||
| Egnyrys Cimredopyh +__an injection | Dir en Grey | Heroin Addicts Anonymous group | Matt | |||
| Egoist | Falco | Ego Problems | Alana | |||
| Eight Easy Steps | Alanis Morissette | War Amps | diablos901 | |||
| Eighteen and Life | Skid Row | Prison | Ed | |||
| Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | Dating Service | Duffy | |||
| Elected | Alice Cooper | The White House | Me | |||
| Electioneering | Radiohead | John Kerry's house | meggo | |||
| Electric Cafe | Kraftwerk | Old Fashioned Coffee Shop | tomservo1021 | |||
| Electric Eye | Judas Priest | LASIK Laser eye surgery | Josh | |||
| Electrics | A Flock Of Seagulls | Power Plant | Hello | |||
| Elegantly Wasted | INXS | Addiction Treatment Center | Mazotti | |||
| Elegantly Wasted | INXS | Alcoholics Anonymous | carly_carlz | |||
| The Element Song | Tom Lehrer | The Science Department Of A College Or University | Morphine Moroii | |||
| Elevator | Flo-Rida | Inside an elevator or escalator | Dongquan | |||
| Elmo's Got A Gun | Weird Al Yankovic | Dick Cheney's Office | Kathy | |||
| Elmo's Got A Gun | Weird Al Yankovic | PBS | brainstem | |||
| Elmo's Got A Gun | Weird Al Yankovic | Sesame Street | brainstem | |||
| Embarrassment | Madness | The White House | DJ | |||
| Embarrassment | Madness | Teenage Pregnancy Helpline | Rosie | |||
| Embryo | Dir En Grey | Pregnancy Clinic | Laura~ | |||
| Emerge | Fischerspooner | Hospital Birthing Center | Tucker | |||
| Emergency | Paramore | 911 dispatcher | onedayrobotswillcry | |||
| Emergency | Motorhead | Any doctor's surgery which axed morning services | pickle* | |||
| Emotionless | Good Charlotte | Family Dysfunctions Hotline | Lala | |||
| Empty Chairs at Empty Tables | Les mis- Marius | Restaurant Going Out Of Business | Kate Un-Heney | |||
| Empty Spaces | Pink Floyd | Agoraphobics Hotline (Fear of open spaces) | Death_Zero | |||
| Enchanted Sky Machines | Judee Sill | Virgin Media | pickle | |||
| The End | The Doors | Suicide Hotline | loser | |||
| The End | The Doors | Suicide Hotline | Mark | |||
| The End | The Doors | Suicide Helpline | TullyGirl | |||
| The End | My Chemical Romance | Funeral Service | i rock so much | |||
| The End | The Doors | Suicide Prevention | Joe | |||
| The End Of The Innocence | Don Henley | Rape/Child Molestation Hotline | Jackie | |||
| The End of the World As We Know It (I Feel Fine) | REM | Paranoia Help Center / Apocalyptic Thinkers Society | 2 random pschos | |||
| Endless Rain | X Japan | Umbrella Store | Teensabre | |||
| Endless, Nameless | Nirvana | Insurance Claim Call-in | Eric Thomas | |||
| Enjoy The Silence | Depeche Mode | National Association Of The Deaf | Kjersti | |||
| Enjoy The Silence | Depeche Mode | Suicidal Hotline | Matt Scarborough | |||
| Enola Gay | OMD | Hiroshima Tourist Office / CND HQ | Richard Davies | |||
| Enter Sandman | Metallica | Insomniac Hotline | hm | |||
| Enter Sandman | Metallica | Neil Gaiman's voicemail | Crystal | |||
| Enter Sandman | Metallica | Vertigo Comics/ Neil Gaiman's answerphone | Crystal | |||
| Enter Sandman | Metallica | Promo for the movie 'Hide and Seek' | AstroRage | |||
| Enter Sandman | Metallica | Insomniac Clinic | ****** | |||
| Epic | Faith No More | Lindsay Jacobellis' Home | rocky | |||
| Epitath | King Crimson | Funeral Home | princejellyfish | |||
| Erase and Rewind | The Cardigans | Magnetic Tape Manufacturer | Dan | |||
| Eric B Is President | Eric B and Rakim | Bush Or Kerry's Answering Machine | Bill S | |||
| Error Operator | Taking Back Sunday | Emergency Hot Line | Kjersti | |||
| Eruption | Van Halen | Clearasil Consumer Hotline | Herculina Alencar | |||
| Escape | Enrique Iglesias | Helpline For Stalking Victims | Rosie | |||
| Escape | Hoobastank | Prison | *katie | |||
| Escape | Hoobastank | Any Prison | Someone Else Do It | |||
| Escape (The Pina Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | Prison | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Escape (The Piņa Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | Alcoholics Anonymous | crazydon | |||
| Escape From Reason | Supertones | Psychaiatrist | Admiral Memo | |||
| Eternal Flame | The Bangles | Arson Hotline | Ed | |||
| Eternal Flame | The Bangles | STD Clinc | Marv | |||
| Eternal Flame | The Bangles | Fire Department | Ed | |||
| Eternal Flame | Bangles | Fire Department | Louise | |||
| Eton Rifles | The Jam | British Army Base | Richard Davies | |||
| Eulogy | Tool | Funeral Home | Freddie | |||
| Eve Of Destruction | Barry McGuire | Defense Department | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Even In Death | Evanescence | Funeral Home, Cemetery Associations | Mic | |||
| Even Superman Shot Himself | Powerman 5000 | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Even The Loser | Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | Detroit Lions front office | football |
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