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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> U, Page 1

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with U, Page 1

Song Name
Performer Name
Product Name
Submitted by:
U and Ur Hand Pink Masturbation Hotline sherock
U Can't Touch This MC Hammer STD Clinic LaLaLisa
U Can't Touch This MC Hammer Rape Victims Helpline Diddims
U Can't Touch This MC Hammer Children's Museum Scandia
U.G.L.Y Daphne and Celeste Plastic Surgery nirvana babe
U.S. Male Elvis Presley U.S. Postal Service adam
Ugly Bubba Sparxxx Self-esteem counselling/Depression helpline Diddims
Ugly Juliana Hatfield Teen Counseling/Plastic Surgery The Skuz
Ugly Daphne and Celeste Dating service/plastic surgery Ocean-Sirius
Unbelievable EMF Joe Biden administration Edward
Unbreak My Heart Toni Braxton Hospital/American Heart Association Fatima
Unbreak My Heart Toni Braxton Cardiologist's office Dan
Uncle Remus Frank Zappa Any white supremacist organization Burger King Corporation
Uncle Sam's On Mars Hawkwind N.A.S.A. princejellyfish
Uncontrollable Urge Devo Sex Addiction Hotline Joe
Uncontrollable Urge Devo Overeaters Anonymous Mitzi Mozzarella
Undead Hollywood Undead Cemetery/Mausoleum Jonathan S.
Under My Thumb The Rolling Stones NOW, Other feminist organization rocky
Under My Thumb The Rolling Stones Assertiveness Training Laurel
Under My Thumb Rolling Stones Domestic Abuse Hotline Conrad F.
Under Pressure Queen ft. David Bowie Abstinence Hotline loser
Under Pressure Queen feat. David Bowie Stress Relief Hotline drewster the rooster
Under Pressure David Bowie/Queen Rob Van Winkle, aka Vanilla Ice's answering service mothrafokker
Under The Blade Twisted Sister Knife Company Ryan J.
Under The Bridge Red Hot Chili Peppers Homeless Shelter mike
Under The Bridge Red Hot Chili Peppers Narcotics Anonymous Celeste
Under The Bridge Red Hot Chili Peppers Homeless Shelter TheMatrixKid
Under The Weather KT Tunstall Hospital Clinic Angelina Rose
Undercover Martyn Two Door Cinema Club Antisocial Behavior Hotline Tessa C
Underneath It All No Doubt Any Strip Club Kyla
Underneath Your Clothes Shakira Under Armor underwear pop
Underneath Your Clothes Shakira Rape Crisis Hotline Claudine
Underwater Vertical Horizon New Orleans Chamber of Commerce Ed
Undisclosed Desires Muse Online Dating Service Dongquan
Undo It Carrie Underwood Divorce Lawyer carly_carlz
Undone (The Sweater Song) Weezer T-Shirt Company Figgy
Undone-The Sweater Song Weezer Textiles Manufacturer SisterGirl
Undun The Guess Who Crisis Counseling Center JesusGeek
Unfaithful Rihanna Marriage Counselling Lici
Unfaithful Rihanna Your Lover's Cell Phone Tessa
Unforgettable Nat King Cole Alzheimers Association renata ramona
Unforgettable Natalie Cole And Nat King Cole Divorce Lawyer Tatiana
The Unforgiven Metallica Catholic Confession Hotline Aaron Saraco
The Unforgiven Metallica Catholic Church carly_carlz
The Unforgiven Metallica Church confession line. Ocean-Sirius
The Unguarded Moment The Church Pregnancy Clinic FussBudgetVanPelt
Unholy Confessions Avenged Sevenfold Any Church  cp3noh
Uninvited Alanis Morissette Brinks Home Security Larcen Tyler
Union of the Snake Duran Duran  Hotline for people who are afraid of snakes Donna W
United Breaks Guitars Dave Carroll United Airlines Ranger Ian
United States of Whatever Liam Lynch The Oval Office Zotmeister
United States Of Whatever Liam Lynch Bush/Cheney Campaign Headquarters. Charlie Decker
Unlove Me Julie Roberts Marriage Counselor Ed
Unpretty TLC Plastic Surgeon Kjersti
Unpretty TLC Plastic Surgery Clinic Rosie
Unpretty TLC Plastic Surgeon's Office Daisy Duke
Unreal Ill Nino World Wrestling Entertainment ficticious
Unrequited Love Chasing Victory Divorce Attorney Travis
Unsaid MxPx Mutes retsehcekim
Unskinny Bop Poison Weight Loss Hotline iceMan
Until My Last Breath Tarja Prescription Oxygen Tanks Garrison
Unwanted Kill Hannah Ophanage/Foster home Sarah
Unwanted Avril Lavigne The Samaritans Kevin Breslin
Unwanted Avril Lavigne Adoption Agency Kathy
Unwanted Avril Lavigne Abortion Hotline LaLaLisa
Unwell Matchbox 20 Therapist Laurel
Unwell Matchbox 20 Mental Asylum Zietgiest
Unwell Matchbox 20 Psychiatrist or Psychologist skyshine
Unwell Matchboz 20 Courtney Love's Home Phone meg
Unwell Matchbox 20 Insane Asylum Lirio
Unwell Matchbox 20 Psychiatrist's Office Weaselicious
Up All Night Slaughter Insomnia clinic nightrain express
Up All Night Slaughter Sleep Institute Danielle
Up Here In The North Of England The Icicle Works Des Lynam's answering machine Pickle
Up In A Puff Of Smoke Polly Brown Fire Service Adam
Up In A Puff Of Smoke Polly Brown Crematorium FussBudgetVanPelt
Up On The Roof Laura Nyro Tony Hayers' answering machine pickle
Up! Shania Twain Viagra doodah
Up, Up and Away  The 5th Dimension Heene Family Answering Service Bob
Uplifting Pantera AA Meetings Pol
Uprising Muse War Dongquan
Uptight Green Day Suicide Hotline Rachel
Ur So Gay Katy Perry Gay/LGBT society Nathan Elia
Use Once & Destroy Hole Rehab Clinic or Funeral Home Jess
Use Your Fist And Not Your Mouth Marilyn Manson Violence Prevention Hotline tictacs941
Used To Love Her Guns 'n' Roses Divorce Company Jane

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