This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| U and Ur Hand | Pink | Masturbation Hotline | sherock | |||
| U Can't Touch This | MC Hammer | STD Clinic | LaLaLisa | |||
| U Can't Touch This | MC Hammer | Rape Victims Helpline | Diddims | |||
| U Can't Touch This | MC Hammer | Children's Museum | Scandia | |||
| U.G.L.Y | Daphne and Celeste | Plastic Surgery | nirvana babe | |||
| U.S. Male | Elvis Presley | U.S. Postal Service | adam | |||
| Ugly | Bubba Sparxxx | Self-esteem counselling/Depression helpline | Diddims | |||
| Ugly | Juliana Hatfield | Teen Counseling/Plastic Surgery | The Skuz | |||
| Ugly | Daphne and Celeste | Dating service/plastic surgery | Ocean-Sirius | |||
| Unbreak My Heart | Toni Braxton | Hospital/American Heart Association | Fatima | |||
| Unbreak My Heart | Toni Braxton | Cardiologist's office | Dan | |||
| Uncle Sam's On Mars | Hawkwind | N.A.S.A. | princejellyfish | |||
| Uncontrollable Urge | Devo | Sex Addiction Hotline | Joe | |||
| Undead | Hollywood Undead | Cemetery/Mausoleum | Jonathan S. | |||
| Under My Thumb | Rolling Stones | Domestic Abuse Hotline | Conrad F. | |||
| Under My Thumb | The Rolling Stones | NOW, Other feminist organization | rocky | |||
| Under My Thumb | The Rolling Stones | Assertiveness Training | Laurel | |||
| Under Pressure | David Bowie/Queen | Rob Van Winkle, aka Vanilla Ice's answering service | mothrafokker | |||
| Under Pressure | Queen ft. David Bowie | Abstinence Hotline | loser | |||
| Under Pressure | Queen feat. David Bowie | Stress Relief Hotline | drewster the rooster | |||
| Under The Blade | Twisted Sister | Knife Company | Ryan J. | |||
| Under The Bridge | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Homeless Shelter | mike | |||
| Under The Bridge | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Narcotics Anonymous | Celeste | |||
| Under The Bridge | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Homeless Shelter | TheMatrixKid | |||
| Under The Weather | KT Tunstall | Hospital Clinic | Angelina Rose | |||
| Underneath It All | No Doubt | Any Strip Club | Kyla | |||
| Underneath Your Clothes | Shakira | Under Armor underwear | pop | |||
| Underneath Your Clothes | Shakira | Rape Crisis Hotline | Claudine | |||
| Underwater | Vertical Horizon | New Orleans Chamber of Commerce | Ed | |||
| Undisclosed Desires | Muse | Online Dating Service | Dongquan | |||
| Undo It | Carrie Underwood | Divorce Lawyer | carly_carlz | |||
| Undone (The Sweater Song) | Weezer | T-Shirt Company | Figgy | |||
| Undone-The Sweater Song | Weezer | Textiles Manufacturer | SisterGirl | |||
| Undun | The Guess Who | Crisis Counseling Center | JesusGeek | |||
| Unfaithful | Rihanna | Marriage Counselling | Lici | |||
| Unfaithful | Rihanna | Your Lover's Cell Phone | Tessa | |||
| Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | Alzheimers Association | renata ramona | |||
| The Unforgiven | Metallica | Catholic Church | carly_carlz | |||
| The Unforgiven | Metallica | Catholic Confession Hotline | Aaron Saraco | |||
| The Unforgiven | Metallica | Church confession line. | Ocean-Sirius | |||
| The Unguarded Moment | The Church | Pregnancy Clinic | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Unholy Confessions | Avenged Sevenfold | Any Church | cp3noh | |||
| Uninvited | Alanis Morrisette | Brinks Home Security | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Union of the Snake | Duran Duran | Hotline for people who are afraid of snakes | Donna W | |||
| United Breaks Guitars | Dave Carroll | United Airlines | Ranger Ian | |||
| United States Of Whatever | Liam Lynch | Bush/Cheney Campaign Headquarters. | Charlie Decker | |||
| United States of Whatever | Liam Lynch | The Oval Office | Zotmeister | |||
| Unlove Me | Julie Roberts | Marriage Counselor | Ed | |||
| Unpretty | TLC | Plastic Surgeon | Kjersti | |||
| Unpretty | TLC | Plastic Surgery Clinic | Rosie | |||
| Unpretty | TLC | Plastic Surgeon's Office | Daisy Duke | |||
| Unreal | Ill Nino | World Wrestling Entertainment | ficticious | |||
| Unrequited Love | Chasing Victory | Divorce Attorney | Travis | |||
| Unsaid | MxPx | Mutes | retsehcekim | |||
| Unskinny Bop | Poison | Weight Loss Hotline | iceMan | |||
| Unwanted | Avril Lavigne | The Samaritans | Kevin Breslin | |||
| Unwanted | Kill Hannah | Ophanage/Foster home | Sarah | |||
| Unwanted | Avril Lavigne | Abortion Hotline | LaLaLisa | |||
| Unwanted | Avril Lavigne | Adoption Agency | Kathy | |||
| Unwell | Matchbox 20 | Psychiatrist's Office | Weaselicious | |||
| Unwell | Matchbox 20 | Therapist | Laurel | |||
| Unwell | Matchboz 20 | Courtney Love's Home Phone | meg | |||
| Unwell | Matchbox 20 | Psychiatrist or Psychologist | skyshine | |||
| Unwell | Matchbox 20 | Mental Asylum | Zietgiest | |||
| Unwell | Matchbox 20 | Insane Asylum | Lirio | |||
| Up All Night | Slaughter | Insomnia clinic | nightrain express | |||
| Up All Night | Slaughter | Sleep Institute | Danielle | |||
| Up Here In The North Of England | The Icicle Works | Des Lynam's answering machine | Pickle | |||
| Up In A Puff Of Smoke | Polly Brown | Fire Service | Adam | |||
| Up In A Puff Of Smoke | Polly Brown | Crematorium | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Up! | Shania Twain | Viagra | doodah | |||
| Uplifting | Pantera | AA Meetings | Pol | |||
| Uprising | Muse | War | Dongquan | |||
| Uptight | Green Day | Suicide Hotline | Rachel | |||
| Ur So Gay | Katy Perry | Gay/LGBT society | Nathan Elia | |||
| Use Once & Destroy | Hole | Rehab Clinic or Funeral Home | Jess | |||
| Use Your Fist And Not Your Mouth | Marilyn Manson | Violence Prevention Hotline | tictacs941 | |||
| Used To Love Her | Guns 'n' Roses | Divorce Company | Jane |
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