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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> N, Page 1

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with N, Page 1

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
N.p.s.N.g.s. (No Pains, No Gains) Malice Mizer Tattoo Parlour Teensabre
Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks Panic! At The Disco Eating Disorders Clinic i rock so much
Nails In My Feet Crowded House Church dizrythmia
Naked Eye Luscious Jackson Naked Eyes (band) Reunion Committee sherock
Naked in the Rain Red Hot Chili Peppers Nudist Colonies wadded beef
Naked Pictures (Of Your Mother) Electric Six Family Values Groups Akira
The Name Game Shirley Ellis Speech Therapist JesusGeek
Nancy Boy Placebo Gay Pride Organizations Slade
Nancy's Minuet The Everly Brothers Tonya Harding's fan club Marian
Narc Interpol Spy's Answering Machine loser
Narcolepsy God Of Wine Alcoholics Anonymous anon
Narcolepsy Third Eye Blind Sleep Disorder Clinic anon
The National Assosiation of W Lovers Sesame Street The Democrats Bucky Bunny
Nationwide ZZ Top Insurance Agent GZ
Nativity In Black N.I.B Black Sabbath Any Christian Church LAG
A Natural Man Lou Rawls Chaz Bono's answering machine Fiona Montrose
A Natural Woman Aretha Franklin Gender Reassignment Clinic XRaySpecks
Nature Trail To Hell Wierd Al Yankovic Boy Scouts poisonwater
Nature's Way Spirit Food Poison Center Paul Warren
Naughty Girl Holly Valance Child Behaviour Helpline Natasha
Near Wild Heaven R.E.M. The Zoo deadhead
Nearer My God To Thee Elvis Presley Church Of Satan phishphan
Need To Korn Cleptomaniacs Hotline Spiricy
Need You Like A Drug Zeromancer Drug Rehab Center Regressive Trance
The Needle Lies Queensryche Narcotics Anonymous Vampy's Kitsune
Needled 24/7 Children of Bodom Rehabilitation clinic Tom
Needles System Of A Down Tapeworm Removal The Weed Man
Needles And Pins The Searchers Acupuncture Clinic XRaySpecks
Negative Space Spineshank Claustraphobic Helpline imafunkywalrus
Neighbors The Rolling Stones Israeli Checkpoint Charlie Decker
Neogrotesque Pierrot Beauty Parlor Kitase
Nessun Dorma Sarah Brightman Insomniacs Anonymous or Stalker/Harassment hotline Diddims
Never Again Nickelback Spousal Abuse Hotline Sophie Kath
Never Again Kelly Clarkson Domestic Violence Counselling Dongquan
Never Again Nickelback Women's Abuse Hotline Big Diesel
Never Again Nickelback Spousal Abuse Hotline Nick
Never Alone BarlowGirl divorce lawyer Sarah
Never Be Rude To An Arab Monty Python Robert Kilroy-Silk pickle*
Never Ever All Saints Always Ultra Jellybean
Never Gonna Die Choirboys Mortuary FussBudgetVanPelt
Never Gonna Die Choirboys Funeral Parlor brainstem
Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Astley Adoption Agency Marv
Never Never Land Lyfe Jennings Michael Jackson M. Burmy
Never Surrender Corey Hart Police Departments Mike Hack
Never Tear Us Apart INXS Abbatoir FussBudgetVanPelt
Never Wake Up Sum 41 Insomniac Clinic retsehcekim
Never, Never Gonna Give You Up Lisa Stansfield Stalker Hotline A-lean
New No Doubt Sex Change Clinic Raina
A New Flame Simply Red Fire Department Marv
New Model No. 15 Marilyn Manson Plastic Surgeon wadded beef
New Orleans Is Sinking Tragically Hip New Orleans Tourist Board. ACY
New York Ja Rule, Fat Joe, Jadakiss Anywhere in New York bobpiecheese
New York U2 Michael Bloomburg's office meggo
New York The Templars NYC Tourism Bureau The Skuz
New York Mining Disaster 1941 Bee Gees Mining Company FussBudgetVanPelt
New York Mining Disaster 1941 Bee Gees Coal Miner's Union FussBudgetVanPelt
New York Minute Don Henley New York City Tourism Board Daniel Gordon
New York State Of Mind Billy Joel Foxboro Stadium after Super Bowl XLII beatlebabe
New York State Of Mind Billy Joel Osama Bin Laden's Cave VJON
New York's Not My Home Jim Croce Senator Hillary Clinton's Office hec
Next To Nothing Breaking Benjamin Homeless Shelter Aqwe
The Next Whiskey Bar The Doors Alcoholics Anonymous Ingeborg S. Nordén
Nice Guys Finish Last  Green Day Anger Managment  Az
Nice Legs, Shame About the Face The Monks Plastic Surgeon Kassandra
Nice To Know You Incubus Divorce Agency parody man
Nice Weather For Ducks Lemon Jelly Death Valley Weather Service Raki
The Night Chicago Died Paper Lace Chicago Chamber of Commerce rocky
The Night Chicago Died Paper Lace Mafia Gil
The Night Chicago Died Paper Lace Chicago Tourist Information Drewzi
The Night Chicago Died Paper Lace Chicago Police Department rocky
The Night Has A Thousand Eyes Bobby Vee Blind Person's help line, Dating Service Jesus Geek
Night of the Living Dead Misfits Funeral Home Capital umm...B YAH! B!
Night Prowler AC/DC Insomniac Clinic carly_carlz
The Night Santa Went Crazy Weird Al Yankovich Santa Claus Hotline ^v^ ^v^ RAAAAWWWR! ^v^ ^v^
The Night Santa Went Crazy Weird Al Yankovic Santa's Workshop echo fish
The Night Santa Went Crazy Wierd Al Yankovic North Pole hotline Puppy Loves Chew Toys
The Night That Paddy Murphy Died Great Big Sea Grief Counsellor Bobby23Skidoo
The Night That Paddy Murphy Died Great Big Sea Funeral Home Lucy
The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia Vicki Lawrence Georgia Power Company FussBudgetVanPelt
Nightmares The Last Dance Pediatrician's Office Idont Havaname
Nights Of Broadway Bee Gees New Jersey Tourism Bureau Big Mark
Nightswimming REM Mafia Mazotti
Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown Rolling Stones  Anti-Anxiety Organazation ???
Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall Traditional Alcoholics Anonymous Jeffrey Hope
Ninja Rap Vanilla Ice Martial Arts School been_a_son
The Nips Are Getting Bigger Mental As Anything Alcoholics Anonymous FussBudgetVanPelt
No Anchovies Please J. Geils Band Pizza Hut/Luca/Other pizza chains rocky
No Aphrodisiac The Whitlams Sexual Helpline Mika
No Attention Soundgarden ADD Specialist Fbug
No Brains Sum 41 Zombies Anonymous retsehcekim
No Brakes Offspring Any Car Company Rynn
No Brakes The Offspring Car Manufacturer Regos the Sane
No Children The Mountain Goats Missing Children Hotline Abby
No Cigar Millencolin Cuba National Trade Commission Geo P.
No Direction Simply Red Directory Inquiries Marv
No Leaf Clover Metallica Railroad Safety Administration meQal
No Light 3rd Strike Electric Company Chynna
No Man's Land Winger Feminist Organization Andrew
No Matter What Shape (Your Stomach's In) Herbie Mann Lap-band surgeon Martha Hankins
No Milk Today Hermans Hermits Dairy Farmers Association FussBudgetVanPelt

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