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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> N, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with N, Page 1
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| N.p.s.N.g.s. (No Pains, No Gains) | Malice Mizer | Tattoo Parlour | Teensabre | |||
| Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks | Panic! At The Disco | Eating Disorders Clinic | i rock so much | |||
| Nails In My Feet | Crowded House | Church | dizrythmia | |||
| Naked Eye | Luscious Jackson | Naked Eyes (band) Reunion Committee | sherock | |||
| Naked in the Rain | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Nudist Colonies | wadded beef | |||
| Naked Pictures (Of Your Mother) | Electric Six | Family Values Groups | Akira | |||
| The Name Game | Shirley Ellis | Speech Therapist | JesusGeek | |||
| Nancy Boy | Placebo | Gay Pride Organizations | Slade | |||
| Nancy's Minuet | The Everly Brothers | Tonya Harding's fan club | Marian | |||
| Narc | Interpol | Spy's Answering Machine | loser | |||
| Narcolepsy | Third Eye Blind | Sleep Disorder Clinic | anon | |||
| Narcolepsy | God Of Wine | Alcoholics Anonymous | anon | |||
| The National Assosiation of W Lovers | Sesame Street | The Democrats | Bucky Bunny | |||
| Nationwide | ZZ Top | Insurance Agent | GZ | |||
| Nativity In Black N.I.B | Black Sabbath | Any Christian Church | LAG | |||
| A Natural Woman | Aretha Franklin | Gender Reassignment Clinic | XRaySpecks | |||
| Nature Trail To Hell | Wierd Al Yankovic | Boy Scouts | poisonwater | |||
| Nature's Way | Spirit | Food Poison Center | Paul Warren | |||
| Naughty Girl | Holly Valance | Child Behaviour Helpline | Natasha | |||
| Near Wild Heaven | R.E.M. | The Zoo | deadhead | |||
| Nearer My God To Thee | Elvis Presley | Church Of Satan | phishphan | |||
| Need To | Korn | Cleptomaniacs Hotline | Spiricy | |||
| Need You Like A Drug | Zeromancer | Drug Rehab Center | Regressive Trance | |||
| The Needle Lies | Queensryche | Narcotics Anonymous | Vampy's Kitsune | |||
| Needled 24/7 | Children of Bodom | Rehabilitation clinic | Tom | |||
| Needles | System Of A Down | Tapeworm Removal | The Weed Man | |||
| Needles And Pins | The Searchers | Acupuncture Clinic | XRaySpecks | |||
| Negative Space | Spineshank | Claustraphobic Helpline | imafunkywalrus | |||
| Neighbors | The Rolling Stones | Israeli Checkpoint | Charlie Decker | |||
| Neogrotesque | Pierrot | Beauty Parlor | Kitase | |||
| Nessun Dorma | Sarah Brightman | Insomniacs Anonymous or Stalker/Harassment hotline | Diddims | |||
| Never Again | Nickelback | Spousal Abuse Hotline | Sophie Kath | |||
| Never Again | Kelly Clarkson | Domestic Violence Counselling | Dongquan | |||
| Never Again | Nickelback | Spousal Abuse Hotline | Nick | |||
| Never Again | Nickelback | Women's Abuse Hotline | Big Diesel | |||
| Never Alone | BarlowGirl | divorce lawyer | Sarah | |||
| Never Be Rude To An Arab | Monty Python | Robert Kilroy-Silk | pickle* | |||
| Never Ever | All Saints | Always Ultra | Jellybean | |||
| Never Gonna Die | Choirboys | Mortuary | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Never Gonna Die | Choirboys | Funeral Parlor | brainstem | |||
| Never Gonna Give You Up | Rick Astley | Adoption Agency | Marv | |||
| Never Never Land | Lyfe Jennings | Michael Jackson | M. Burmy | |||
| Never Surrender | Corey Hart | Police Departments | Mike Hack | |||
| Never Tear Us Apart | INXS | Abbatoir | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Never Wake Up | Sum 41 | Insomniac Clinic | retsehcekim | |||
| Never, Never Gonna Give You Up | Lisa Stansfield | Stalker Hotline | A-lean | |||
| New | No Doubt | Sex Change Clinic | Raina | |||
| A New Flame | Simply Red | Fire Department | Marv | |||
| New Model No. 15 | Marilyn Manson | Plastic Surgeon | wadded beef | |||
| New Orleans Is Sinking | Tragically Hip | New Orleans Tourist Board. | ACY | |||
| New York | U2 | Michael Bloomburg's office | meggo | |||
| New York | Ja Rule, Fat Joe, Jadakiss | Anywhere in New York | bobpiecheese | |||
| New York | The Templars | NYC Tourism Bureau | The Skuz | |||
| New York Mining Disaster 1941 | Bee Gees | Mining Company | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| New York Mining Disaster 1941 | Bee Gees | Coal Miner's Union | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| New York Minute | Don Henley | New York City Tourism Board | Daniel Gordon | |||
| New York State Of Mind | Billy Joel | Foxboro Stadium after Super Bowl XLII | beatlebabe | |||
| New York State Of Mind | Billy Joel | Osama Bin Laden's Cave | VJON | |||
| New York's Not My Home | Jim Croce | Senator Hillary Clinton's Office | hec | |||
| Next To Nothing | Breaking Benjamin | Homeless Shelter | Aqwe | |||
| The Next Whiskey Bar | The Doors | Alcoholics Anonymous | Ingeborg S. Nordén | |||
| Nice Guys Finish Last | Green Day | Anger Managment | Az | |||
| Nice Legs, Shame About the Face | The Monks | Plastic Surgeon | Kassandra | |||
| Nice To Know You | Incubus | Divorce Agency | parody man | |||
| Nice Weather For Ducks | Lemon Jelly | Death Valley Weather Service | Raki | |||
| The Night Chicago Died | Paper Lace | Chicago Chamber of Commerce | rocky | |||
| The Night Chicago Died | Paper Lace | Chicago Police Department | rocky | |||
| The Night Chicago Died | Paper Lace | Mafia | Gil | |||
| The Night Chicago Died | Paper Lace | Chicago Tourist Information | Drewzi | |||
| The Night Has A Thousand Eyes | Bobby Vee | Blind Person's help line, Dating Service | Jesus Geek | |||
| Night of the Living Dead | Misfits | Funeral Home | Capital umm...B YAH! B! | |||
| Night Prowler | AC/DC | Insomniac Clinic | carly_carlz | |||
| The Night Santa Went Crazy | Weird Al Yankovich | Santa Claus Hotline | ^v^ ^v^ RAAAAWWWR! ^v^ ^v^ | |||
| The Night Santa Went Crazy | Weird Al Yankovic | Santa's Workshop | echo fish | |||
| The Night Santa Went Crazy | Wierd Al Yankovic | North Pole hotline | Puppy Loves Chew Toys | |||
| The Night That Paddy Murphy Died | Great Big Sea | Funeral Home | Lucy | |||
| The Night That Paddy Murphy Died | Great Big Sea | Grief Counsellor | Bobby23Skidoo | |||
| The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia | Vicki Lawrence | Georgia Power Company | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Nightmares | The Last Dance | Pediatrician's Office | Idont Havaname | |||
| Nights Of Broadway | Bee Gees | New Jersey Tourism Bureau | Big Mark | |||
| Nightswimming | REM | Mafia | Mazotti | |||
| Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown | Rolling Stones | Anti-Anxiety Organazation | ??? | |||
| Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall | Traditional | Alcoholics Anonymous | Jeffrey Hope | |||
| Ninja Rap | Vanilla Ice | Martial Arts School | been_a_son | |||
| The Nips Are Getting Bigger | Mental As Anything | Alcoholics Anonymous | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| No Anchovies Please | J. Geils Band | Pizza Hut/Luca/Other pizza chains | rocky | |||
| No Aphrodisiac | The Whitlams | Sexual Helpline | Mika | |||
| No Attention | Soundgarden | ADD Specialist | Fbug | |||
| No Brains | Sum 41 | Zombies Anonymous | retsehcekim | |||
| No Brakes | Offspring | Any Car Company | Rynn | |||
| No Brakes | The Offspring | Car Manufacturer | Regos the Sane | |||
| No Cigar | Millencolin | Cuba National Trade Commission | Geo P. | |||
| No Direction | Simply Red | Directory Inquiries | Marv | |||
| No Leaf Clover | Metallica | Railroad Safety Administration | meQal | |||
| No Light | 3rd Strike | Electric Company | Chynna | |||
| No Man's Land | Winger | Feminist Organization | Andrew | |||
| No Matter What Shape (Your Stomach's In) | Herbie Mann | Lap-band surgeon | Martha Hankins | |||
| No Milk Today | Hermans Hermits | Dairy Farmers Association | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| No Milk Today | Hermans Hermits | Milkman | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| No Milk Today | Herman's Hermits | Milk Marketing Board | FussBudgetVanPelt |
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