Fun Music Information -> Holly Valance
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Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Benny Hill's Dirty Mind" | "State Of Mind" | Franz Chong |
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Haughty Girl" originally "Naughty Girl"
Heidi Sharpe
"Town Boy" originally "Down Boy"
Natasha
"Furious" originally "Curious"
Natasha
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Naughty Girl" | "Stupid Girl" | Rosie |
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Kiss Kiss | Revlon Lipstick | NuGGaH |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Naughty Girl | Child Behaviour Helpline | Natasha |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Naughty Girl Holly Valance | Sometimes Britney Spears | Naughty Girl Sometimes | Lucy |
Misheard Lyrics:
"Double Take"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll wait for another cup of d*** from you.
Original Lyrics: I'll wait for another double take from you.
| "Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: You don't have to act like it's hard
or You don't have to act like a snob. Original Lyrics: You don't have to act like a star.
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"Kiss Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics: You don't have to act up bizarre.
Original Lyrics: You don't have to act like a star.
| "Kiss Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics: You don't have to act like it's hard.
or You don't have to act like a snob. Original Lyrics: You don't have to act like a star.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Funny Lyrics:
"All In The Mind"
The Funny Lyrics: I'm red, I'm green, purple and orange
Why They're Funny: Get it sorted out, love.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"City Ain't Big Enough"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Doctor, doctor, give me something
So I can fight to the end Why They're Nonsensical: Fight to the end of what? And it doesn't help matters considering that she practically rhymes 'end' with 'end' in the chorus anyway. If they couldn't be bothered to write a chorus, they could've left that part as an instrumental. Heck, it might've made the song sound even better as well!
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Whoop"
The Insincere Lyrics: You're like a broken record
Play another tune baby Why They're Insincere: I wonder if Holly listened to the rest of her album and noticed that most of the songs sound like 'Kiss Kiss', including this one ironically. Because if she did, she shouldn't be the one talking about 'broken records'.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Down Boy"
The Insincere Lyrics: Some things I just won't do
Why They're Insincere: If you listen to the whole song you'd see that this line means she won't do some crazy sexual things, but watching the video clip it's obvious these things don't include threesomes or girl on girl action.
Submitted by: clairdownunder
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