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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> D, Page 1

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with D, Page 1

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
D for Democracy Spirit of the West Candidate for Political Office tckma
D-12 Purple Pills West Coast Eagles Football Club Dongquan
D-I-V-O-R-C-E Tammy Wynette Marriage Counselor Mark
D.I.V.O.R.C.E Tammy Wynette Marriage counselors Nicola
D.O.A Bloodrock Paramedic's Cell Phone little Jen
D.O.A. Bloodrock Any airline scary
D.O.A. Bloodrock Airlines gory
D.O.A. Bloodrock Coroner/CSI scary
D.O.A. Bloodrock Funeral Home, Mortuary scary
D.O.D. (Drink or Die) hide Alcoholics Anonymous Emi
Da Butt E.U. Proctologist's office Reggie Pillbox
Daddy Cool Boney M. Adopting agency\Orphanage\Parental resposability's centre Helz
Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast Wayne Newton Divorce/child custody attorney Martha Irvin
Dam That River (Oh You Couldn't) Alice In Chains Teton Dam, Other Dam Failures Red Ant
Dance Naked John Cougar Mellencamp Nudist Colony Chase Waggoner
Dance With Me Orleans Joint Surgery Dept of hospital Mike engle
Dance With The Devil Breaking Benjamin Church school Megan
Dance, Dance Fall Out Boy Disabled Veterans Hotline i rock so much
Dance, Dance Fall Out Boy Hot Line For Parapalegics AMANDAISAWESOME!
Dancing In The Dark Bruce Springsteen Electrician cabby
Dancing In The Dark Bruce Springsteen Electric Company little Jen
Dancing On The Ceiling Lionel Richie Drug Rehabilitation Center Nicola
Dancing On The Ceiling Lionel Richie Hallucinogenics Addiction Therapy Diddims
Dancing Queen ABBA The Buckingham Palace MarioAlessio
Dancing Queen ABBA Republic (British pressure group) Kerry
Dancing Queen ABBA Gay Nightclub Angel_boy
Dancing With Myself Billy Idol Dating Service Bill S
Dancing With Myself Billy Idol Schizophrenic Helpline Heath
Dancing With Myself Billy Idol Escort service joe
Dancing With Tears In My Eyes Ultravox Pepper Spray Hotline Greg Boize
Dancing With The Dinosaur Steven Curtis Chapman Natural History Museum Admiral Memo
Dancing With The One Legged Marilyn Manson Americans With Disabilities HarryMay
Dandelions Five Iron Frenzy Lawn Care Admiral Memo
Danger On The Track Europe Amtrak Fbug
Danger! High Voltage Electric Six Electrical Shock Hotline Sean Z.
Danger! High Voltage Electric Six Fire Department bob
Danger! High Voltage! Electric 6 Any Electrical Company Anon
Dare Me Pointer Sisters MTV Jackass Hotline New Jack
Dare To Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic Donald Trump campaign office Yello Jello
Dare To Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic Donald Trump campaign office Yello Jello
Dare To Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic MENSA frozen_frogurt
Dare To Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic National Academy of Science Max Maxter
Dare You To Move Switchfoot Paralysis Hotline *katie
Dare You To Move Switchfoot Funeral Home nicky
Dark Angel VNV Nation Peace Forum Idont Havaname
Dark Angel VNV Nation Church Idont Havaname
Dark As A Dungeon Merle Travis Mining company Matthew Villani
Darkness Darren Hayes Halogen Lightbulbs brat_princess
Darling, Let's Have Another Baby Kirsty MacColl & Billy Bragg Victoria Beckham's PR department pickle*
Date Rape Sublime Rape Victim Hotline wierd_kid_1325
Date With The Night Yeah Yeah Yeahs Vampire Singles Agency BobyBird 7:18
A Day At The Mall Flower Kings Government anti-truancy campaign pickle
The Day I Tried To Live Soundgarden ICU At A Hospital Stonetree
The Day I Tried To Live Soundgarden Suicide Hotline Mike Zaidi
The Day That I Die Good Charlotte Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
The Day That I Die Good Charlotte Retirment Home Britt
The Day That I Die Good Charlotte Suicide Hotline Steph
The Day That I Die Good Charlotte Mortuary (sic)
The Day That I Die Good Charlotte Funeral Home bridget
A day without me U2 Suicide Help Line _ _ _ _ _
Daydream Believer The Monkees Pessamists' organization oldsong
Dazed And Confused Led Zeppelin Insane Asylum kuumuus
DC-10 Audio Adrenaline Airline Admiral Memo
Deacon Blues Steely Dan Wake Forest University Athletic Department Daniel Gordon
Dead My Chemical Romance Hospital Worawat
Dead My Chemical Romance Life Insurance G
Dead And Bloated Stone Temple Pilots Yasser Arafat's House BadKarma Chameleon
Dead Bodies Everywhere Korn Funeral Home Spiricy
Dead Bodies Everywhere Korn Drug Rehabilitation Center Ghetto Fab Goth
Dead Bodies Everywhere Korn Morgue/cemetary dead at birth
Dead Boys Poem Nightwish Missing Children Hotline purevolume.com/shadowsoversilence
The Dead Can't Testify Billy Talent Witness Intimidation Optonox
Dead End Street Kinks Debt Collection Agency FussBudgetVanPelt
Dead Flowers Miranda Lambert Florist/greenhouse Edward
The Dead Heart Midnight Oil Dr Christian Barnaard's answering machine FussBudgetVanPelt
Dead In Hollywood Murderdolls Hollywood Agency Crystal
Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground The White Stripes Janitors' Union Katie
Dead Man's Curve Jan And Dean Jaguar dealership  Bob
The Dead Next Door Billy Idol Funeral Home Bill S
Dead On Arrival Fall Out Boy  Hospital Caffrin
Dead On Arrival Billy Idol Hospital Bill Stewart
Dead On Arrival  Fall Out Boy Prenatal Fetus Clinic Tati A
Dead Puppies Ogden Edsel ASPCA hec
Dead Puppies Odgen Edsel Veterinary Clinic Fbug
Dead! My Chemical Romance Funeral Service i rock so much
Dead! My Chemical Romance Funeral Service joe
Dean Martin Second Hand Rose Heart Transplant Recipients' Support Group Corinne Auterlehr
Dean Martin Second Hand Rose Heart Transplant Recipients' Support Group Corinne Auterlehr
Dear Mr. Fantasy Traffic Phone Sex Hotline Jeff
Dear Mr. President Pink Oval Office Dongquan
Dearly Beloved Green Day Divorce Lawer retsehcekim
Death Blooms Mudvayne Florist bbb
Death Day Alien Ant Farm Any Hospital shyguy
Death Letter The White Stripes Suicide Hotline ObLaBlah
Death Of A Clown Dave Davies Circus FussBudgetVanPelt
Death Of A Disco Dancer The Smiths Studio 54 The Skuz
Death Of Seasons AFI Suicide Helpline Anna
Death of Seasons AFI Farmer's Market reteshcekim
Death on Two Legs Queen hotline for people who are paranoid about murder Sarah
Death On Two Legs Queen Funeral Service It Was The DNA

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