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Band Name Origins:

  • Some of the members in the band all roomed together with this guy who was a little paranoid. One night, thinking he might get mugged, he took a golf club with him to defend himself. He called it 'putter mayhem' but Scott looked at it and, noticing that the guy was holding a five iron, said "No, it's more of a five iron frenzy" and the name stuck. Submitted by: Andromache
  • While in college one of the band members was clowning around in his dorm room by swinging around a five iron. One of his roommates commented that his friend was in a five iron frenzy, thus the origin of the name. Submitted by: Doc Scott

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Five Iron Psycho"Psycho" was a better Alfred Hitchcock movie than "Frenzy".hitchcock

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Am I An Idiot?," Five Iron Frenzy"Hell Yeah," Montgomery Gentry

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Blue Cob '78" originally "Blue Comb '78"
As in some 'Indian' corn?
Andrea Greenleaf

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Blue Combo '78" originally "Blue Comb '78"
Sonia Rinzaimayor

Change a Letter:

"Blue Bomb '78" originally "Blue Comb '78"
Andrea Greenleaf
"Blue Womb '78" originally "Blue Comb '78"
Is a womb ever blue?
Andrea Greenleaf
"The Phantom Bullet" originally "The Phantom Mullet"
Sonia Rinzaimayor

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Oh Canada""Oh Battle School"Erik 'Sangokyu' N.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
One Girl ArmySexism Victim's HelplineStrange Behavior
DandelionsLawn CareAdmiral Memo

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Army Of Me
One Girl Army
   Five Iron Frenzy
One Girl Army Of Me

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Family Force Five Iron Frenzy
Family Force 5 combined with Five Iron Frenzy
Submitted By: JeReMy
A Fine Five Iron Frenzy
A Fine Frenzy combined with Five Iron Frenzy
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Culture Five Iron Club Frenzy
Culture Club combined with Five Iron Frenzy
You can lead a five iron frenzy to culture, but.....
Submitted By: Karen Smith
The Dave Clark Five Iron Frenzy
The Dave Clark Five combined with Five Iron Frenzy
Submitted By: Andrea Greenleaf

There are additional Five Iron Frenzy Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Oh Canada"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Slurpees made of venison, that's beer
Original Lyrics:
And Slurpees made of venison, that's deer

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"The Phantom Mullet"
The Funny Lyrics:
Cruisin' downtown in your Camaro,
REO Speedwagon on the stereo.
It's kind of catchy,
Kind of a virus,
Cutting your hair like Billy Ray Cyrus.
Why They're Funny:
Its so stereotypical...
Submitted by: Chuck
"Blue Comb '78"
The Funny Lyrics:
Summer of 1978,
My sister and I in the back seat just wait.
We pass the time by making lines in the seat that we can't cross,
A thin line like dental floss.
She threw my new blue comb out the window,
somewhere on I-70.
Dad said, "I'm sorry, but we can't go back,"
We're never going back to get it.
It was the first comb I ever had.
Got it just that morning from my mom and my dad.
Light blue in color, I could never find another,
comb like that, big and fat...
So tell me, have you seen my comb?
Last time I saw it, it was in her hands,
And then it was bouncing down the road.
It wasn't fancy, it wasn't brown,
But now it might be from lying on the ground.
So tell me, have you seen my comb?
Why They're Funny:
It's a song about a comb.
Submitted by: chuck
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Oh Canada"
The Lyrics:
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
Who They Mention:
William Shatner
Submitted by: JeReMy

Band Name Anagrams:

Verify Frozen In Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Finer Frozen Ivy Submitted by: Lisa Basil

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Whats Up!" Length: 3 seconds
This is both a pregap track and a short track.
Submitted by: Hector

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Five Iron Zen Free originally "Five Iron Frenzy"
Submitted by: Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)

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