Song Parodies -> Oh Battle School

Original Song Title:

"Oh Canada"

Original Performer:

Five Iron Frenzy

  
Parody Song Title:

"Oh Battle School"

Parody Written by:

Erik 'Sangokyu' N.

About Ender's Game - Shadow Series...SPOILERS FOR SHADOW OF HEGEMON AND BELOW
Welcome to Battle School
before it's tagic fate
Battle School, oh Battle School
IT'S GREAT!

Ender lives there, and Bean does too
With his little tether, he pulled a coup
Petras there too, she's not bad
Shen and Surry - and also Vlad!

I want to be where launchies run freeeee!
Where Bonzo madrid can't aaatack meeee!

Let's go to Battle School!
Let's leave todaaaay!
Battle School, Oh Battle School
Achilles' an Oomaaaay!

They've got Col. Graff - the watchdog
At the start of the war, he got a new job
You may think it's kinda of a drag
But to help Carlotta really isn't so bad
They say Neh? instead of 'Comprehend"
All the Dragons are under Ender's command

I want to learn of Petra's bin-ary
So Achille wont harm a Pakiiiiistani---

Let's go to Battle School!
Let's leave todaaaay!
Battle School, Oh Battle School
Achilles' an Oomaaaay!

Let's go to Battle School!
Let's leave todaaaay!
Battle School, Oh Battle School
Achilles' an Oomaaaay!

Please please explain to me...
how this all has come to be
We forogot to mention something heeeeeere
Did we say that little Beaan is a clone of Nikolai
and he might die before he's 20... heeeeeeere...

Let's go to Battle School!
Let's leave todaaaay!
Battle School, Oh Battle School
Achilles' an Oomaaaay!

Let's go to Battle School!
Let's leave todaaaay!
Battle School, Oh Battle School
Achilles' an Oomaaaay!
Endr Stuff Copyright Orson Scott Card... Hatrack River
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Know 1 can hear you dream - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS (Don't know the original song) so I'm not voting but I've read Ender's Game many years ago and loved it, been awaiting the movie ever since I heard the rights was purchased. Is it a TV series now instead? Throw some enlightenment my way please!
sangokyu - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
The movie is coming out later this year or next... no tv show though

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