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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> D, Page 5
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with D, Page 5
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Downer | Nirvana | Pharmacy | Billy | |||
| Downfall | Matchbox Twenty | Suicide Hotline | retsehcekim | |||
| Downhearted | Australian Crawl | Divorce hotline | dizrythmia | |||
| Downtown | Petula Clark | Downtown Renovation Committee | nasty | |||
| The Downward Spiral | Nine Inch Nails | Suicide Hotline | daedolon | |||
| Dr. Feelgood | Motley Crue | Hospital | meQal | |||
| Dr. Feelgood | Motley Crue | Drug Rehab Center | RocknRollJunkie | |||
| Dr. Feelgood | Motley Crue | Impotence Hotline | Shawna | |||
| Dr. Rey | Katydids | The Producers of the E! series Dr.90210 | The Skuz | |||
| Dr. Seuss Is Dead | Acid Bath | Children's Bookstore | weirdkid106 | |||
| Dracula | Gorillaz | Blood Bank | flavio | |||
| Drag | Placebo | Women's clothes shop | Saiyandudette | |||
| Draggin' The Line | Tommy James & The Shondells | Procastinator's Anonymous | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Dragon Attack | Queen | Fire Department | person | |||
| Dragon Blade | DDR | Blacksmith | Anonymous | |||
| Drain The Blood | The Distillers | Blood Donor Clinic | Relik86 | |||
| Drawing Flies | Soundgarden | County Morgue | Fbug | |||
| Dream Catch Me | Newton Faulkner | Bedtime Stories | Dongquan | |||
| Dream On | Aerosmith | Insomniac's Helpline | Heath | |||
| Dream On | Aerosmith | Al Sharpton's Presidential Campaign | Mark | |||
| Dream On | Aerosmith | Dating Service | Relik86 | |||
| Dream On | Aerosmith | Institute Of Sleeping Disorder Research | Hilary | |||
| Dream Thieves | Sonata Arctica | Patenting center | DJ Blaze | |||
| A Dream Within A Dream | Alan Parsons Project | Schizophrenia | Jeff | |||
| Dreaming Of You | Selena | Sleep Disorder Testing Clinic | Erica | |||
| Dreams | The Corrs | Sleep disorders clinic | Natasha | |||
| Dreams In Digital | Orgy | Dilusion Hotline | Fabio | |||
| Dreams Of Amputation | Marilyn Manson | Disabled Persons Support Group | HarryMay | |||
| Drenched In Blood | Turbonegro | Hemophilia Organization | Vacuolate Tuna | |||
| Dress You Up | Madonna | Any Clothes Shop/Company. | Anon | |||
| Dried Up, Tied Up And Dead To The World | Marilyn Manson | Jon Benet Ramsey Information Hotline | HarryMay | |||
| Drift & Die | Puddle Of Mudd | Beach or swimming pool | Rockin | |||
| Drift & Die | Puddle Of Mudd | Royal National Lifeboat Institution | ficticious | |||
| Drift Away | Dobie Gray | ADD support group | HarryMay | |||
| Drift Away | Dobie Gray | Boats/Outdoor Equipment | oldsong | |||
| Drift Away | Uncle Cracker | Coast Guard | fresh_munky | |||
| Drink Drink Drink | Mario Lanza | Alcoholics Anonymous | Jim Rose | |||
| Drink Up The Cider | Wurzels | Alcoholics Anonymous | Rosie | |||
| Drink! | They Might Be Giants | Alcoholics Anonymous | Lizzi | |||
| Drinkin My Baby Goodbye | Charlie Daniels Band | Alcoholics Anonymous | PimonkeyJunkie | |||
| Drinkin' Dark Whiskey | Gary Allan | Alcoholics Anonymous | Ed | |||
| Drinking And Driving | The Business | Mothers Against Drunk Driving | HarryMay | |||
| Drive It Like I Stole It | Apathy | Car Dealership | RatFaceLace | |||
| Drive Me Crazy | Britney Spears | Mental Hospital | Ed | |||
| Drive My Car | The Beatles | Car Theft Hotline | Syncronos | |||
| Drive My Car | The Beatles | Crimestoppers (Car-Theft) | g | |||
| Driver's High | L'Arc~en~Ciel | MADD | Rina | |||
| Driver's High | L'Arc~en~Ciel | Mothers Against Drunk Driving | Tomo | |||
| Drivers On The Phone | Bob Rivers | Car Toys | Fbug | |||
| Drivin' My Life Away | Eddie Rabbitt | NASCAR, IRL, CART, F-1, Hot Rod | Countryboy | |||
| Driving Me Mad | Neil Finn | Mental Health Clinic | phishphan | |||
| Drop Dead Legs | Van Halen | Parapalegic Rehab | rocky | |||
| Drop It Like It's Hot | Snoop Dawg | Burn Therepy | Allie | |||
| Drop The Boy | Bros | Relationship Counselling | Marv | |||
| Drop-Kick Me, Jesus (Through the Goalposts of Life) | Bobby Bare | Sports injury clinic; American Atheists; any non-Christian religious group | Ingeborg S. Nordén | |||
| Droppin' Plates | Disturbed | Ceramic Store | bbb | |||
| Dropping Plates | Disturbed | Physical Therapy Clinic | anon | |||
| Drown | Three Days Grace | Community Pool | boblina | |||
| Drowning | Backstreet Boys | U.S. Coast Guard (or Navy SEALs) | Max Maxter | |||
| Drowning | Hundred Reasons | United Scuba Diving Co. | I Hate Everyone On This Site | |||
| Drowning | Backstreet Boys | Tsunami Relief or Coast Guard | Draven | |||
| Drowning | Hundred Reasons | Lifeguard/Swimming Pool | alfie | |||
| Drowning | Backstreet Boys | Tsunami Relief Hotline | deidre | |||
| Drowning (In Your Love) | Backstreet Boys | Search and Rescue/ Coast Guard | Nyandurthul | |||
| Drug Ballad | Eminem | Anti-Drug Group | Opinion Girl | |||
| Drugs Are Good | NOFX | Drug Rehab | Smeh | |||
| The Drugs Don't Work | The Verve | Chemists Dealing With Prescription Drugs | BobyBird 7:18 | |||
| The Drugs Don't Work | The Verve | Chemist/Pharmacy/Clinic | wonderbrawl | |||
| The Drugs Don't Work | The Verve | Chemist | Jim A | |||
| Drugs In My Pocket | The Monks | Police T.I.P.S Hotline | Kassandra | |||
| Drugs Or Me | Jimmy Eat World | Drug Help Line | Aaron | |||
| Drunk | Pet Shop Boys | Alcoholics Anonymous | Rosie | |||
| Drunk In The Morning | Kid Rock | Alcoholics Anonymous | Logan Smith | |||
| Drunken Lullabies | Flogging Molly | Alcoholics Anonymous | Idont Havaname | |||
| Drunken Lullabies | Flogging Molly | IRA | shut up | |||
| Drunken Lullibies | Flogging Molly | Ireland Tourism | Josh | |||
| Drunker Than Me | Trent Tomlinson | English Class | PinmonkeyJunkie | |||
| Drunker Than Me | Trent Tomlinson | Alcoholics Anonymous | Ed | |||
| Du Hast | Rammstein | Marriage Counseling Office | Lord Zorlock | |||
| Duck And Run | Three Doors Down | Osama Bin Laden's Answering Machine | Mazotti | |||
| Dude (Looks Like A Lady) | Aerosmith | Transvestite/Drag Queen Hotline | iceMan | |||
| Dude Looks Like A Lady | Aerosmith | Sex Change Clinic | paperdollmisey@aol.com | |||
| Dude Looks Like A Lady | Aerosmith | Transvestite/transexual support group. | Ocean-Sirius | |||
| Duel Of The Fates | John Williams and the London Sympony Orchestra | The Goverments of Israel and Palistine | meQal | |||
| Dum Diddly | The Black Eyed Peas | Ned Flanders's Answering Machine | Rachel | |||
| Dumb | Nirvana | George W Bush's Answering Machine | DJ | |||
| Dumb | Nirvana | Deaf/Mute Association | newrock | |||
| Dumb | Nirvana | Republican Political Convention | Fbug | |||
| Dumb | Nirvana | School | alfie | |||
| Dumb | Nirvana | Special Ed. | psychohamster | |||
| Dumb | Garbage | School | Kelly | |||
| Dumb | Nirvana | ITT Technical Institute | Fbug | |||
| Dumb | Nirvana | Sylvian Learning Center | Adorkable_rebel@hotmail.com (not my name..DUH) | |||
| Dumb Things | Paul Kelly | M.E.N.S.A. | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Dust in the Wind | Kansas/Sarah Brightman | Suicide Hotline | Joseph A. Rhodes | |||
| Dust In The Wind | Kansas | Cremation Center | Spike | |||
| Dy-Na-Mi-Tee | Ms. Dynamite | Iraqi HQ | Gar | |||
| Dynamite | Taio Cruz | Bomb Factory | Dongquan |
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