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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with D, Page 5

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Down Poison 3 Doors Down  Poison Control Center Katie
Down To My Last Cigarette k.d. lang Tobacco Company Ed
Down With Disease Phish Hospital Glenn Rousseau
Down With The Ship Seven Day Jesus Cruise Line Admiral Memo
Down With The Ship Scatterbrain Enron Executive Phone System Indomitus
Down With the Sickness Disturbed Child Abuse Hotline brainstem
Down With The Sickness Disturbed Emergency Waiting Room Cody
Down With The Sickness Disturbed Hospital hardrock
Down With The Sickness Disturbed Hospital/Doctor Big Bertha
Down With The Sickness Disturbed Disease Control Aaron Grahn
Downer Nirvana Pharmacy  Billy
Downfall Matchbox Twenty Suicide Hotline retsehcekim
Downhearted Australian Crawl Divorce hotline dizrythmia
Downtown Petula Clark Downtown Renovation Committee nasty
The Downward Spiral Nine Inch Nails Suicide Hotline daedolon
Dr. Feelgood Motley Crue Hospital meQal
Dr. Feelgood Motley Crue Drug Rehab Center RocknRollJunkie
Dr. Feelgood Motley Crue Impotence Hotline Shawna
Dr. Rey Katydids The Producers of the E! series Dr.90210 The Skuz
Dr. Seuss Is Dead Acid Bath Children's Bookstore weirdkid106
Dracula  Gorillaz Blood Bank flavio
Drag Placebo Women's clothes shop Saiyandudette
Draggin' The Line Tommy James & The Shondells Procastinator's Anonymous FussBudgetVanPelt
Dragon Attack Queen Fire Department person
Dragon Blade DDR Blacksmith Anonymous
Drain The Blood The Distillers Blood Donor Clinic Relik86
Drawing Flies Soundgarden County Morgue Fbug
Dream Catch Me Newton Faulkner Bedtime Stories Dongquan
Dream On Aerosmith Insomniac's Helpline Heath
Dream On Aerosmith Al Sharpton's Presidential Campaign Mark
Dream On Aerosmith Dating Service Relik86
Dream On Aerosmith Institute Of Sleeping Disorder Research Hilary
Dream Thieves Sonata Arctica Patenting center DJ Blaze
A Dream Within A Dream  Alan Parsons Project Schizophrenia Jeff
Dreaming Of You Selena Sleep Disorder Testing Clinic Erica
Dreams The Corrs Sleep disorders clinic Natasha
Dreams In Digital Orgy Dilusion Hotline Fabio
Dreams Of Amputation Marilyn Manson Disabled Persons Support Group HarryMay
Drenched In Blood Turbonegro Hemophilia Organization Vacuolate Tuna
Dress You Up Madonna Any Clothes Shop/Company. Anon
Dried Up, Tied Up And Dead To The World Marilyn Manson Jon Benet Ramsey Information Hotline HarryMay
Drift & Die Puddle Of Mudd Beach or swimming pool Rockin
Drift & Die Puddle Of Mudd Royal National Lifeboat Institution ficticious
Drift Away Dobie Gray ADD support group HarryMay
Drift Away Dobie Gray Boats/Outdoor Equipment oldsong
Drift Away Uncle Cracker Coast Guard fresh_munky
Drink Drink Drink Mario Lanza Alcoholics Anonymous Jim Rose
Drink Up The Cider Wurzels Alcoholics Anonymous Rosie
Drink! They Might Be Giants Alcoholics Anonymous Lizzi
Drinkin My Baby Goodbye Charlie Daniels Band Alcoholics Anonymous PimonkeyJunkie
Drinkin' Dark Whiskey Gary Allan Alcoholics Anonymous Ed
Drinking And Driving The Business Mothers Against Drunk Driving HarryMay
Drinking Dark Whiskey Gary Allan Alcoholics Anonymous Edward
Drive It Like I Stole It Apathy Car Dealership RatFaceLace
Drive Me Crazy Britney Spears Mental Hospital Ed
Drive My Car The Beatles Car Theft Hotline Syncronos
Drive My Car The Beatles Crimestoppers (Car-Theft) g
Driver's High L'Arc~en~Ciel MADD Rina
Driver's High L'Arc~en~Ciel Mothers Against Drunk Driving Tomo
Drivers On The Phone Bob Rivers Car Toys Fbug
Drivin' My Life Away Eddie Rabbitt NASCAR, IRL, CART, F-1, Hot Rod Countryboy
Driving Me Mad Neil Finn Mental Health Clinic phishphan
Drop Dead Legs Van Halen Parapalegic Rehab rocky
Drop It Like It's Hot Snoop Dawg Burn Therepy Allie
Drop The Boy Bros Relationship Counselling Marv
Drop-Kick Me, Jesus (Through the Goalposts of Life) Bobby Bare Sports injury clinic; American Atheists; any non-Christian religious group Ingeborg S. Nordén
Droppin' Plates Disturbed Ceramic Store bbb
Dropping Plates Disturbed Physical Therapy Clinic anon
Drown Three Days Grace Community Pool boblina
Drowning Backstreet Boys U.S. Coast Guard (or Navy SEALs) Max Maxter
Drowning Hundred Reasons United Scuba Diving Co. I Hate Everyone On This Site
Drowning Backstreet Boys Tsunami Relief or Coast Guard Draven
Drowning Hundred Reasons Lifeguard/Swimming Pool alfie
Drowning Backstreet Boys Tsunami Relief Hotline deidre
Drowning (In Your Love) Backstreet Boys Search and Rescue/ Coast Guard Nyandurthul
Drug Ballad Eminem Anti-Drug Group Opinion Girl
Drugs Are Good NOFX Drug Rehab Smeh
The Drugs Don't Work The Verve Chemists Dealing With Prescription Drugs BobyBird 7:18
The Drugs Don't Work The Verve Chemist/Pharmacy/Clinic wonderbrawl
The Drugs Don't Work The Verve Chemist Jim A
Drugs In My Pocket The Monks Police T.I.P.S Hotline Kassandra
Drugs Or Me Jimmy Eat World Drug Help Line Aaron
Drunk Pet Shop Boys Alcoholics Anonymous Rosie
Drunk In The Morning Kid Rock Alcoholics Anonymous Logan Smith
Drunken Lullabies Flogging Molly IRA shut up
Drunken Lullabies Flogging Molly Alcoholics Anonymous Idont Havaname
Drunken Lullibies Flogging Molly Ireland Tourism Josh
Drunker Than Me Trent Tomlinson English Class PinmonkeyJunkie
Drunker Than Me Trent Tomlinson Alcoholics Anonymous Ed
Du Hast Rammstein Marriage Counseling Office Lord Zorlock
Duck And Run Three Doors Down Osama Bin Laden's Answering Machine Mazotti
Dude (Looks Like a Lady) Aerosmith Anti-LGBT hate groups MC Blargenfedibblenohip
Dude (Looks Like A Lady) Aerosmith Transvestite/Drag Queen Hotline iceMan
Dude Looks Like A Lady Aerosmith Sex Change Clinic paperdollmisey@aol.com
Dude Looks Like A Lady Aerosmith Transvestite/transexual support group. Ocean-Sirius
Duel Of The Fates John Williams and the London Sympony Orchestra The Goverments of Israel and Palistine meQal
Dum Diddly The Black Eyed Peas Ned Flanders's Answering Machine Rachel
Dumb Nirvana Republican Political Convention Fbug
Dumb Nirvana Sylvian Learning Center Adorkable_rebel@hotmail.com (not my name..DUH)
Dumb Nirvana George W Bush's Answering Machine DJ

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