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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> D, Page 2

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
The Decline NOFX The RNC Akodo Alex
Decode Paramore Computer Laboratory Dongquan
Deeper Shade Of Blue Steps Paint Factory sh@rk_bite
Deeper Underground Jameriqui Funeral Services mark diamond
Deer Dance System of a Down Game Comission SOADLover
Delia's Gone Johnny Cash Norwich City FC pickle*
Delia's Gone Johnny Cash Funeral Home Celeste
Delilah Tom Jones Church Rosie
Demolition Lovers My Chemical Romance Demolition Company Fara Nightshade
Department Of Youth Alice Cooper Senior Citizen's Home FussBudgetVanPelt
Depends Blink 182 Nursing Home Chynna
Der Fuehrer's Face Spike Jones & The City Slickers Synagogue / Jewish Organization Chase Waggoner
Der Fuerher's Face Spike Jones and His City Slickers A neonazi group Donna W
Designated Drinker Alan Jackson and George Strait Alcoholics Anonymous Edward
Destination Unknown Marietta OnStar knelly
Destroy Rock & Roll Mylo Simon Cowell pickle*
Detachable Penis King Missle John Wayne Bobbit Support group Cookie-man
Detachable Penis King Misile Urology Clinic Zoe
Devil Came Down To Georgia Charlie Daniels Georgia Bureau Of Tourism Mike
Devil In Her Heart The Beatles Consultation On Demon Possession Aaron Saraco
Devil In Jersey City Coheed and Cambria New Jersey Travel Agency Katy
Devil In My Lunchbox Marilyn Manson Church Soup Kitchen HarryMay
Devil Inside INXS Church Or Mental Health Clinic nikachu
Devil Inside INXS Exorcist carly_carlz
Devil Inside INXS Catholic Church Mazotti
Devil Inside INXS The Mormon Tabernacle Choir Donna W
Devil Inside INXS Exorcism Hotline / Services Natalie
The Devil Loves You AFI Catholic Church rikki
The Devil Went Down To Georgia Charles Daniels Band Georgia Churches Death_Zero
The Devil Went Down To Georgia Charlie Daniels Band Church Of Satan Revrend Robert J. Hoplite III, Church of Trivium
Devil Woman Cliff Richard Ann Coulter's office Fbug
Devil Woman Cliff Richard Convent/Nunnery Fluffy Bunny
Devil's Child Judas Priest Exorcist Nikki
Devil's Dance Metallica Christian Academy a.d.i.d.a.s
Devil's Dance Metallica Catholic Church K
Devil's Haircut Beck Beauty Salon SisterGirl
Devil's Whorehouse Misfits Convent ObLaBlah
Devil's Whorehouse Misfits Sexaholic place or a Christian organization Capital umm...B YAH! B!
Diary Of A Madman Ozzy Osbourne Mental Hospital  Metalgirl162002
Did It In A Minute Hall & Oates One-hour dry cleaner.  Peter
Did My Time Korn Parole Board Fbug
Did My Time Korn Prison/Jail cheesensoda
Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind The Lovin' Spoonful Playboy Mansion Xyzyx
Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind? Lovin' Spoonful John Kerry's House BadKarma Chameleon
Didn't We Almost Have It All? Whitney Houston Lolo Jones' Home Soul
Didn't We Almost Have It All? Whitney Houston Lindsay Jacobellis' Home MOR
Die Another Day Madonna Suicide Hotline Death_Zero
Die Another Day Madonna  Funeral Home/Hospitals/ Emergencie Agencies A.N.
Die By My Own Hand Halfway To Hazard Suicide prevention hotline Edward
Die Dead Enough Megadeth Suicide Hotline Zakk
Die Die My Darling The Misfits Domestic Violence Help Center Saltcreep
Die Eier Von Satan Tool Bible Sales Sean
Die For The Government Anti-Flag Army Recruit Center brandon
Die For Your Government Anti-Flag US Army Goight
Die In The Summertime Manic Street Preachers Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Die Mofo Die Dope Suicide Help Hotline Kanuuna
Die, All Right! The Hives Estate Lawyer Thaeton
Die, Die My Darling Metallica Marriage Counselor bbb
Diesel Power The Prodigy Wind Power Company PJ
Different Drum Linda Rondstadt Divorce Hotline, Marriage Counselor JesusGeek
Dig Incubus An Undertaker David
Dig  Mudvayne Cemetary  ficticious
Digital Get Down N* SYNC T-Mobile Customer Support Courtney Gripling
Dignity Hilary Duff Debt consolidation hotline Austin C
Ding Fries Are Done Ebaums World Burger King Anonymous Bob
Dirrrty Christina Aguilera Mr. Clean Masterbasser56
Dirrrty Christina Aguilera Obsessive Compulsive Helpline Chynna
Dirrty Christina Aguilera Dog/Car Wash Brooke
Dirrty Christina Aguilera Merry Maids Alyssa
Dirrty Christina Aguilera Soap Manufacturer Supernixi
Dirrty Christina Aguilera Cleaning Service NiKki
Dirt Alice In Chains Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap AC/DC Walmart Drake
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap AC/DC Police Station FussBudgetVanPelt
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap AC/DC Lawyer Aaron Grahn
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap AC/DC The Mafia Mazotti
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap AC/DC Brothel/Escort Service Andrea Howe
Dirty Dog ZZ Top Pet Groomers kuumuus
Dirty Laundry Don Henley Laundromat RatFaceLace
Dirty Laundry  Don Henley Commercial Laundry or Dry Cleaners Donna W
Dirty Little Mind Jackyl Penthouse, Playboy, or Hustler Andrew
Dirty Little Secret All-American Rejects Church Confession Line Liz
Dirty Mouth Hot Hot Heat Dentist Steph
Dirty Sunshine Lillix NASA Genevieve
Dirty Water The Standells Boston Chamber of Commerce felipe
Dirty Water The Standells Germophobes Billy Florio
Dirty Water The Standells Water Treatment Plant oldrock
Dirty Women Black Sabbath Prostitute Service Gene
Dirty Work Steely Dan Cleaning Service Larcen Tyler
Disappear Hoobastank Suicide Hotline Redlocks
Disappear Metallica David Copperfield fan club hardrock
Disappearer Sonic Youth Jimmy Hoffa Search Crew Jeb
Disarm Smashing Pumpkins National Rifle Association Ed
Disciple Slayer Catholic Church rock n' roll rebel
Disco Inferno Trammps Local Crematorium Trace
Disco Inferno The Bee Gees The Station Nightclub in West Warwick, Rhode Island (Great White & the pyros) Shelly
Disco Inferno The Trammps Fire Service Starving Hobo
Disco Inferno The Trammps Fire Station Matt Donnelly
Disco Inferno The Trammps Firefighters Bobby Bob
Disco Inferno The Trammps First Alert Corporate Offices hec

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