Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> M, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | Bakery | Little Lion | |||
| Macho Man | Village People | Gay & Lesbian Alliance | Shawna | |||
| Macy's Day Parade | Green Day | Macy's (Duh!) | Az | |||
| Mad World | Tears For Fears | Mental Hospital | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Made Ya Look | Nas | Center For The Blind | Geezus | |||
| Madman | Silverchair | Psychiatrist | Heath | |||
| Magic Woman Touch | Hollies | Brothel | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Major Tom | Peter Schilling | NASA | Mab | |||
| Make A Move On Me | Olivia Newton-John | The U.S. Chess Federation/Any Rape Hotline | Zotmeister | |||
| Make It Clap | Busta Rhymes | S.T.D. Hotline | duhnees | |||
| Make It Clap | Busta Rhymes | Escort Service | duhnees | |||
| Make Out Club | Unrest | Abstinence Group | kookoodee | |||
| Make The World Go Away | Eddy Arnold | David Copperfield's Answering Machine | Marilyn Westbury | |||
| Making Flippy Floppy | The Talking Heads | Abortion Clinic | Connor Kowalewski | |||
| Mama (I Love You) | Spice Girls | Orphanage | sh@rk_bite | |||
| Mama Can't Buy You Love | Elton John | Incest Anonymous | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Mama Said Knock You Out | LL Cool J | Child Daycare Center | Ed | |||
| Mama Said Knock You Out | LL Cool J | Child Abuse Helpline | Ed | |||
| Mama Told Me Not to Come | Three Dog Night | Male Infertility Clinic | mothrafokker | |||
| Mama We're All Crazy Now | Slade | Mental Hospital | Jon Wisbey | |||
| Mama, I'm Comin' Home | Ozzy Osbourne | Center For Murdered/Abducted Children | gitarkid | |||
| Mambo No. 5 | Lou Bega | V.D. Clinic | Princess J | |||
| Man I Feel Like A Woman | Shania Twain | Sex Change Clinic | christtina | |||
| Man In The Box | Alice In Chains | Prison | nightrain express | |||
| Man In The Box | Alice In Chains | Funeral Home | Fbug | |||
| Man In The Box | Alice in Chains | Big City Failed Housing Programs | Red Ant | |||
| Man Of Iron | Sandy Denny | Sharon Osbourne's answering machine | Pickle | |||
| Man On The Moon | REM | NASA | DebbieW | |||
| Man On The Moon | REM | NASA | Lici | |||
| Man On The Moon | R.E.M. | NASA | go*habs*go | |||
| The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance | Gene Pitney | Dick Cheney's Office | Glenn | |||
| Man, I Feel Like A Woman | Shania Twain | Drag Queen Organization | Country | |||
| Man, I Feel Like A Woman | Shania Twain | Sex Change Surgeon | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Man, I Feel Like A Woman | Shania Twain | Any Club With Drag Queens | Jenni Y | |||
| Man, It's So Loud In Here | They Might Be Giants | Mime Academy | Max Maxter | |||
| Man, It's So Loud in Here | They Might Be Giants | Yoga Club | Max Maxter | |||
| Mandatory Suicide | Slayer | Depression/Suicide Crisis Hotline | anon | |||
| Maneater | Hall & Oates | Female Divorce Attorney | Americanpanda | |||
| Maneater | Hall & Oates | Dating Agency | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Maniac | Michael Sembello | Mental Hospital | iceMan | |||
| Mann gegen Mann | Rammstein | Westboro Baptist Church | Matt | |||
| Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | AA | nightrain express | |||
| Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | Alcoholics anonymous | andre1127 | |||
| Marijuana In Your Brian | Lords Of Acid | Drug Rehab | Hall0weenT0wn | |||
| Mary Jane | The Everly Brothers | Drug Rehab Clinic | Marian | |||
| Mary Jane's Last Dance | Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | Drug Support Hotline | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Mas Tequila | Sammy Hagar | Alcoholic Anonymous | Wenona | |||
| Mass Hysteria | Social Distortion | Psychiatric Help | . . . THAT GUY! | |||
| Master Of Puppets | Metallica | Cocaine Addiction Helpline | John McAllister | |||
| Master Of Puppets | Metallica | Center For Quadriplegics | gitarkid | |||
| Master Of Puppets | Metallica | Performing Arts College | guilty haven | |||
| Masters Of War | Bob Dylan | The Pentagon | ObLaBlah | |||
| Masters Of War | Bob Dylan | The Pentagon | kcml | |||
| Material Girl | Madonna | Salvation Army | been_a_son | |||
| Material Girl | Madonna | Dress Shop | Richard Davies | |||
| Matrimony | Gilbert O'Sullivan | Registry Office | ClarinetMad | |||
| A Matter of Trust | Billy Joel | U.S. Office of Homeland Security | Indomitus | |||
| Matty Groves | Fairport Convention | Marriage Counseling | Todd W. Zimmerman | |||
| Maxwell's Silver Hammer | Beatles | Hospital Head Injuries Unit | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| May the Living Be Dead (In Our Wake) | Flogging Molly | Hospital | Idont Havaname | |||
| May the Living Be Dead (In Our Wake) | Flogging Molly | Funeral Home | Idont Havaname | |||
| May Today Become The Day | Sentenced | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| May You Always Walk In Sunshine | The McGuire Sisters | Albinos' Support Group | Alison Runyon | |||
| Maybe I'll Catch Fire | Alkaline Trio | Michael Jackson's Answering Machine | DJ | |||
| Maybe I'll Catch Fire | Alkaline Trio | Fire Department (I don't think Fire Departments put people on hold but whatever) | Robbie N. | |||
| Maybe It's Maybelline | Relient K | Maybelline | Emi | |||
| Maybe Tomorrow | The Everly Brothers | Cable Repair Service | Marian | |||
| Maybe Tomorrow | The Everly Brothers | Procrastinators Helpline | Marian | |||
| Mayonnaise | Smashing Pumpkins | Miracle Whip Factory | Bildo | |||
| Me | Staind | Self-Esteem Helpline | S.T.G. | |||
| Me Against the Music | Britney Spears and Madonna | Insanity Hotline | doesntmatter | |||
| Me Against The Music | Britney Spears | Napster | Just John | |||
| Me And A Gun | Tori Amos | Rape / Suicide Hotline | anon | |||
| Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard | Paul Simon | Juvenile Hall | JesusGeek | |||
| Me And My Wine | Def Leppard | Alcoholics Anonymus | Tony | |||
| Me and My Wine | Def Leppard | Alcoholic Rehab | Nicholas | |||
| Me and the Moon | Something Corporate | NASA | Steph | |||
| Me So Horny | 2 Live Crew | Sex Addicts Anonymous | beatlebabe | |||
| Me So Horny | 2 Live Crew | Bill Clinton Presidential Library | meQal | |||
| Me, Myself, And I | Jive Jones | Schitzophrenia Clinic | Kara | |||
| Me, Myself, and I | Jive Jones | Schizophrenic help line | hi | |||
| Me, Myself, And I | De La Soul | Charitable Contributions Line | SisterGirl | |||
| Mean Mean Man | Wanda Jackson | Domestic Abuse Help Line | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Mean to Me | Crowded House | Psychiatrist | dizrythmia | |||
| Meant To Live | Switchfoot | Funeral home/Mortuary/Morgue | Ed | |||
| Measure Of A Man | Clay Aiken | Erectile Dysfunction Clinic | Kerianne | |||
| Medication | Garbage | Suicide Hotline | Jess | |||
| Meet James Ensor | They Might Be Giants | Hemorrhoids Clinic | Meg Owens | |||
| Meet Me On The Corner Down At Joe's Cafe | Peter Noone | McDonald's | britrock | |||
| Megalomaniac | Incubus | Bush/Cheney '04 Headquarters | CapitalE | |||
| Mein Teil | Rammstein | Emeril Lagassi Phone Line | Matt | |||
| Melancholy Child | Pam Tillis | Depression Helpline | Ed | |||
| Mellow Down Easy | Willie Dixon | Anger Management Group | onlineuser | |||
| Mellow Yellow | Donovan | The Makers Of Mountain Dew | crazydon | |||
| Meltdown At Madame Tussaud's | Steve Taylor | Nuclear Power Plant | Christian | |||
| Meltdown At Madame Tussaud's | Steve Taylor | Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum | Christian | |||
| Memories Are Made Of This | Dean Martin | Clinic for Amnesiacs | Gretchen Wieners | |||
| Memory | Sugarcult | Alzheimer's Hotline | erica | |||
| Memory | Sugarcult | Alzheimer's Helpline | Erica | |||
| Memory | Sugarcult | Amnesia Therapy | Unlucky |
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