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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> M, Page 1

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with M, Page 1

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
MacArthur Park Richard Harris Bakery Little Lion
Macho Man Village People Gay & Lesbian Alliance Shawna
Macy's Day Parade Green Day Macy's (Duh!) Az
Mad World Tears For Fears Mental Hospital Chase Waggoner
Made Ya Look Nas Center For The Blind Geezus
Madhouse Anthrax Psychiatric Ward weathergirl123
Madman Silverchair Psychiatrist Heath
Magic Fly Space Exterminator Dylan Baranski
Magic Man Heart Cleveland Cavaliers pf9
Magic Woman Touch Hollies Brothel FussBudgetVanPelt
Major Tom Peter Schilling NASA Mab
Major Tom(Coming Home) Peter Schiling NASA CrazyC63312
Make A Move On Me Olivia Newton-John The U.S. Chess Federation/Any Rape Hotline Zotmeister
Make It Clap Busta Rhymes S.T.D. Hotline duhnees
Make It Clap Busta Rhymes Escort Service duhnees
Make Out Club Unrest Abstinence Group kookoodee
Make The World Go Away Eddy Arnold David Copperfield's Answering Machine Marilyn Westbury
Makin' Love Bobby Curtola National Abstinence Education Association Bob
Makin' Love Floyd Robinson National Abstinence Education Association Bob
Making Flippy Floppy The Talking Heads Abortion Clinic Connor Kowalewski
Mama (I Love You) Spice Girls Orphanage sh@rk_bite
Mama Can't Buy You Love Elton John Incest Anonymous Larcen Tyler
Mama Said Knock You Out LL Cool J Child Abuse Helpline Ed
Mama Said Knock You Out LL Cool J Child Daycare Center Ed
Mama Told Me Not to Come Three Dog Night Male Infertility Clinic mothrafokker
Mama We're All Crazy Now Slade Mental Hospital Jon Wisbey
Mama, I'm Comin' Home Ozzy Osbourne Center For Murdered/Abducted Children gitarkid
Mambo No. 5 Lou Bega V.D. Clinic Princess J
The Man Don't Give A F*** Super Furry Animals Mark Thompson's answering machine pickle
Man I Feel Like A Woman Shania Twain Sex Change Clinic christtina
A Man I'll Never Be Alan Parsons Project Transgender clinic pickle
A Man I'll Never Be The Alan Parsons Project Kryten's answering machine pickle
Man In The Box Alice In Chains Funeral Home Fbug
Man In The Box Alice In Chains Prison nightrain express
Man In The Box Alice in Chains Big City Failed Housing Programs Red Ant
Man Of Iron Sandy Denny Sharon Osbourne's answering machine Pickle
Man Of The Hour Pearl Jam Superhero Hotline Glenn Rousseau
Man On The Moon REM NASA DebbieW
Man On The Moon REM NASA Lici
Man On The Moon R.E.M. NASA go*habs*go
The Man Who Can't Be Moved The Script Physical rehabilitation unit Dongquan
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance Gene Pitney Dick Cheney's Office Glenn
Man! I Feel Like a Woman Shania Twain Transgender support group The Nerd
Man, I Feel Like A Woman Shania Twain Drag Queen Organization Country
Man, I Feel Like A Woman Shania Twain Sex Change Surgeon Larcen Tyler
Man, I Feel Like A Woman Shania Twain Any Club With Drag Queens Jenni Y
Man, It's So Loud in Here They Might Be Giants Yoga Club Max Maxter
Man, It's So Loud In Here They Might Be Giants Mime Academy Max Maxter
Mandatory Suicide Slayer Depression/Suicide Crisis Hotline anon
Maneater Hall & Oates Female Divorce Attorney Americanpanda
Maneater Hall & Oates Dating Agency FussBudgetVanPelt
Maniac Michael Sembello Mental Hospital iceMan
Mann gegen Mann Rammstein Westboro Baptist Church Matt
Maps Maroon 5 Travel Agency Dongquan
Margaritaville Jimmy Buffet Alcoholics anonymous andre1127
Margaritaville Jimmy Buffett AA nightrain express
Marijuana In Your Brian Lords Of Acid Drug Rehab Hall0weenT0wn
Mary Jane The Everly Brothers Drug Rehab Clinic Marian
Mary Jane's Last Dance Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Drug Support Hotline Larcen Tyler
Mas Tequila Sammy Hagar Alcoholic Anonymous Wenona
Mass Hysteria Social Distortion Psychiatric Help . . . THAT GUY!
Master Of Puppets Metallica Cocaine Addiction Helpline John McAllister
Master Of Puppets Metallica Center For Quadriplegics gitarkid
Master Of Puppets  Metallica Performing Arts College guilty haven
Masters Of War Bob Dylan The Pentagon ObLaBlah
Masters Of War Bob Dylan The Pentagon kcml
Material Girl Madonna Salvation Army been_a_son
Material Girl Madonna Dress Shop Richard Davies
Matrimony Gilbert O'Sullivan Registry Office ClarinetMad
A Matter of Trust Billy Joel U.S. Office of Homeland Security Indomitus
Matty Groves Fairport Convention Marriage Counseling Todd W. Zimmerman
Maxwell's Silver Hammer Beatles Hospital Head Injuries Unit FussBudgetVanPelt
May the Living Be Dead (In Our Wake) Flogging Molly Hospital Idont Havaname
May the Living Be Dead (In Our Wake) Flogging Molly Funeral Home Idont Havaname
May Today Become The Day Sentenced Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
May You Always Walk In Sunshine The McGuire Sisters Albinos' Support Group Alison Runyon
Maybe I'll Catch Fire Alkaline Trio Fire Department (I don't think Fire Departments put people on hold but whatever) Robbie N.
Maybe I'll Catch Fire Alkaline Trio The Estate of Richard Pryor DJ
Maybe I'll Catch Fire Alkaline Trio Michael Jackson's Answering Machine DJ
Maybe It's Maybelline Relient K Maybelline Emi
Maybe Tomorrow The Everly Brothers Cable Repair Service Marian
Maybe Tomorrow The Everly Brothers Procrastinators Helpline Marian
Mayonnaise Smashing Pumpkins Miracle Whip Factory Bildo
Me Staind Self-Esteem Helpline S.T.G.
Me Against the Music Britney Spears and Madonna Insanity Hotline doesntmatter
Me Against The Music Britney Spears Napster Just John
Me And A Gun Tori Amos Rape / Suicide Hotline anon
Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard Paul Simon Juvenile Hall JesusGeek
Me And My Wine Def Leppard Alcoholics Anonymus Tony
Me and My Wine Def Leppard Alcoholic Rehab Nicholas
Me and the Moon Something Corporate NASA Steph
Me So Horny 2 Live Crew Sex Addicts Anonymous beatlebabe
Me So Horny 2 Live Crew Bill Clinton Presidential Library meQal
Me, Myself, and I Jive Jones Schizophrenic help line hi
Me, Myself, And I Jive Jones Schitzophrenia Clinic Kara
Me, Myself, And I De La Soul Charitable Contributions Line SisterGirl
Mean Mean Man Wanda Jackson Domestic Abuse Help Line FussBudgetVanPelt
Mean Street Van Halen Century 21 carly_carlz
Mean to Me Crowded House Psychiatrist dizrythmia
Meant To Live Switchfoot Funeral home/Mortuary/Morgue Ed

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