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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> M, Page 2
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with M, Page 2
Entries starting with M are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Me, Myself, and I | Jive Jones | Schizophrenic help line | hi | |||
| Me, Myself, And I | Jive Jones | Schitzophrenia Clinic | Kara | |||
| Me, Myself, And I | De La Soul | Charitable Contributions Line | SisterGirl | |||
| Mean Mean Man | Wanda Jackson | Domestic Abuse Help Line | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Mean Street | Van Halen | Century 21 | carly_carlz | |||
| Mean to Me | Crowded House | Psychiatrist | dizrythmia | |||
| Meant To Live | Switchfoot | Funeral home/Mortuary/Morgue | Ed | |||
| Measure Of A Man | Clay Aiken | Erectile Dysfunction Clinic | Kerianne | |||
| Medication | Garbage | Suicide Hotline | Jess | |||
| Meet James Ensor | They Might Be Giants | Hemorrhoids Clinic | Meg Owens | |||
| Meet Me Halfway | Black Eyed Peas | Missing Persons Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Meet Me On The Corner Down At Joe's Cafe | Peter Noone | McDonald's | britrock | |||
| Megalomaniac | Incubus | Joe Biden's answering machine | Edward | |||
| Megalomaniac | Incubus | Bush/Cheney '04 Headquarters | CapitalE | |||
| Mein Teil | Rammstein | Emeril Lagassi Phone Line | Matt | |||
| Melancholy Child | Pam Tillis | Depression Helpline | Ed | |||
| Mellow Down Easy | Willie Dixon | Anger Management Group | onlineuser | |||
| Mellow Yellow | Donovan | The Makers Of Mountain Dew | crazydon | |||
| Meltdown At Madame Tussaud's | Steve Taylor | Nuclear Power Plant | Christian | |||
| Meltdown At Madame Tussaud's | Steve Taylor | Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum | Christian | |||
| Memories Are Made Of This | Dean Martin | Clinic for Amnesiacs | Gretchen Wieners | |||
| Memory | Cast of 'Cats' | Amnesia Help Line | Dennis Pickle | |||
| Memory | Sugarcult | Alzheimer's Hotline | erica | |||
| Memory | Sugarcult | Alzheimer's Helpline | Erica | |||
| Memory | The cast of 'Cats'/Barry Manilow | Amnesia Clinic | MOR | |||
| Memory | Barbra Streisand | National Alsheimers' Association | Katee | |||
| Memory | Cast of `Cats' | Clinic for Amnesiacs | Gretchen Wieners | |||
| Memory | Sugarcult | Amnesia Therapy | Unlucky | |||
| The Memory of Trees | Enya | Greenpeace | Opinion Girl | |||
| The Memory Remains | Metallica | Trauma Counselors | Ocean-Sirius | |||
| Memphis | Johnny Rivers | Memphis Police Department | Bobby Heffley | |||
| Men In Black | Will Smith | UFO hotline | been_a_son | |||
| Men In Black | Frank Black | Funeral Home/Mortuary | rocky | |||
| Men In Black | Frank Black | FBI | rocky | |||
| Men In Black | Will Smith | FBI | San | |||
| Men In Black | Will Smith | Funeral Home/Grave Service | Bryan O | |||
| Menace Of Vanity | Epica | Fashion magazine | TurmionLilja | |||
| Mention My Name In Sheboygan | The Everly Brothers | Police | Marian | |||
| Mention My Name In Sheboygan | The Everly Brothers | Police Station | Marian | |||
| Mercedes Benz | Janis Joplin | BMW Dealership | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Mercedes Boy | Pebbles | Rolls-Royce | Ed | |||
| Merciless Cult | Dir En Grey | Church | Laura~ | |||
| Mercury Blues | Alan Jackson | Car Other Than Mercury | ??? | |||
| The Message | Power Quest | Text messaging | Anonymous | |||
| The Message | Grandmaster Flash | Amputation Clinic | Rosie | |||
| Messin' With The Kid | Rory Gallagher | Michael Jackson Neverland Ranch | DJ | |||
| Messin' With The Kid | Rory Gallagher | Child Protective Services | Bill Stewart | |||
| Miami | Will Smith | Cleveland Cavaliers Hotline | Paul Warren | |||
| Mickey | Toni Basil | Disney World/Disneyland | MP | |||
| Mid Life Crisis | Faith No More | White House | old | |||
| Mid Life Crisis | Faith No More | Rush Limbaugh Radio Show | old | |||
| Middle Eastern Holiday | Hard-Fi | Baghdad International Airport | Dongquan | |||
| Middle Fingers Up | Attila | Anti-obscenity club | Kerry | |||
| Middle Of Nowhere | Hot Hot Heat | Onstar | loser | |||
| Middle of Nowhere | Hot Hot Heat | Oklahoma Tourism Board | Steph | |||
| Midlife Crisis | Faith No More | NOW/Feminine Napkins | rocky | |||
| "Midnight at the Oasis" | Maria Muldauer | sleep-disorder clinics | Iludium Phosdex | |||
| Midnight Express | Giorgio Moroder | Any Turkish Tourist Agency | MarioAlessio | |||
| Midnight Rambler | Rolling Stones | Rape Hotline | Conrad F. | |||
| Midnight Special | Johnny Rivers | Dept. Of Corrections | XRaySpecks | |||
| Midnight Special | Johnny Rivers | Houston Sheriff's Dept. | XRaySpecks | |||
| Midnight Star | 'Weird' Al Yankovic | Weekly World News, Enquirer, etc. | XRaySpecks | |||
| Midnight Train To Georgia | Gladys Knight & The Pips | Divorce Attorney | been_a_son | |||
| Midnight Train To Georgia | Gladys Knight & The Pips | Amtrak | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Military Madness | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | Defense Department | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Milk | Garbage | Dairy Farm | wererabbit | |||
| Milk and Alcohol | Dr. Feelgood | Alcoholics Anonymous | Steve | |||
| Milkshake | Kelis | McDonald's | Ed | |||
| Milkshake | Kelis | Lactose Intolerance Clinic | JC Foster | |||
| Million Dollar Baby | Ava Max | Lottery Centre | Dongquan | |||
| Million Dollar Baby | Ava Max | Lottery Centre | Dongquan | |||
| Millionnaire | Kelis | Homeless Helpline | Hillary | |||
| Mind | System Of A Down | Psychic Hotline | bbb | |||
| Mind Games | John Lennon | Psychiatrist's office | Martha Hankins | |||
| Mind Playing Tricks On Me | The Ghetto Boys | Mental Hospital | Ed | |||
| Minimum Wage | They Might Be Giants | McDonald's | The Deke | |||
| Minimum Wage | They Might Be Giants | Job Center | DebbieW | |||
| Minimum Wage | Fenix Tx | Employment Agency | anon | |||
| Minimum Wage | The Busboys | Fast food restaurant crew | one | |||
| Minority | Green Day | Democratic Party Headquarters | Saint Jimmy | |||
| Minority | Green Day | NAACP | tictacs941 | |||
| Minority | Green Day | White Supremacists Organization | me | |||
| Minority | Green Day | White House | Bryan Pardue | |||
| Minority | Green Day | NAACP Headquarters | Joe | |||
| Mint Car | The Cure | Junkyard | KooKooDee | |||
| Miserable | Lit | Marriage Counseling | gina | |||
| Miserable | Lit | Marriage Counselor | rene | |||
| Misery | Green Day | Depression Center/Helpline | Viewtiful | |||
| Misery | Green Day | Drug Helpline | Julez | |||
| Misery | The Moffatts | Depression hotline | Rosie | |||
| Misery | Soul Asylum | Psychiatrist's office | Wood | |||
| Misery | Soul Asylum | Depression Clinic | Chris AKA Dogpunk | |||
| Misery | The Moffatts | Depression Rehab Center | Wenona | |||
| Misery And Gin | Merle Haggard | Alcoholics Anonymous | Edward | |||
| Misery Business | Paramore | Teen Suicide Hotline | Mark Fares | |||
| Misery Business | Paramore | Prozac | Fudge | |||
| Miss Me Blind | Culture Club | Blind people | brit | |||
| Miss Movin' On | Fifth Harmony | Divorce hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Miss Murder | AFI | County Jail | Ashy | |||
| Miss Murder | AFI | Detective Hotline | Ashy |
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