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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> C, Page 1

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with C, Page 1

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
C'mon 'N Ride It (The Train) Quad City DJs Amtrak Andrew
C'mon Billy P.J. Harvey Some Guy Named William's Answering Machine Lucy
The Cage Sonata Arctica PETA Asuyuka
Cake And Sodomy Marilyn Manson Bakery Dudley
California Mylene Farmer Travel Agency Genevieve
California Dreamin' Mamas and the Papas Florida State Travel Bureau Geo P.
California Girls Beach Boys Escort Service In New York Jerseymilkferrets
California Girls Beach Boys The League Against Stereotypes G30RG3
California Love 2-Pac Sen. Hillary Clinton's Office Tosha
Californication Red Hot Chili Peppers California Bureau of Tourism moonset87
Call me Blondie information desk at Mental Hospital Daniel G.
Call Me Blondie DataTech Systems Ltd. Charlotte
Call Me Calmly Barenaked Ladies  Online Dating Services/Chat rooms AVM
Call Me When You're Sober Evanescence Alcohol Abuse Hotline Dongquan
Call Me When You're Sober Evanescence Rehab tictacs941
Call Me When You're Sober Evancesecence Alcoholics Anonymous Random Person
Call Me When You're Sober Evanescence Alcoholics Anonymous Adeena
Call My When You're Sober Evanescence Alcoholics Anonymous ~shawty~
Call The Ambulance Busta Rhymes 911 Aaron Saraco
Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft Carpenters Roswell Military Base FussBudgetVanPelt
Calling You Blue October Wireless Phone Company Catlover*girl
Calm Before The Storm Fall Out Boy Hurricane Help Hotline Kristi W.
Camera One The Josh Joplin Group 'The Surreal Life' promo Ed
Camptown Races Traditional Gamblers Anonymous Puddin'
Can I Get A Witness? DC Talk The Mob Admiral Memo
Can I Get Your Attention? Ruben Studdard Attention Deficit Disorder helpline Ed
Can I Touch You There? Michael Bolton Rape Victims Helpline Diddims
Can U Deliver Armored Saint Pizza Hut R.I.P. Danny (Tony and Chandra)
Can You Feel It? Jackson 5 Micropenis Sexual Relations Support Line Starving Hobo
Can You Feel the Love Tonight? Elton John Impotency Helpline Heathcliff the Cat
Can You Hear The Sound? Kotipelto Americans Association Of The Deaf  Chani
Can You See Me Now? t.A.T.u. 1-800-CONTACTS Brooke
Can You See The Lights? Butterfly Boucher Any Morgue, Eye Doctor's Office nedflandersisonfire
Can't Believe Staind Any Religious Group MadDog
Can't Buy Me Love The Beatles Bank Of America kcml
Can't Buy Me Love The Beatles Diamond jewelry store (or a florist) Wormy
Can't Buy Me Love The Beatles Whorehouse Ed
Can't Buy Me Love The Beatles Prostitution Hotline/Sex Chat Room Death_Zero
Can't Cry Anymore Sheryl Crow Artificial Tear Sticks laura
Can't Erase It Jars of Clay Eraser Company Admiral Memo
Can't Escape Enrique Iglesias Stalking Hotline Fabio
Can't Fight The Moonlight Leann Rimes Sleep Disorders Clinic Rosie
Can't Fight This Feeling REO Speedwagon Anger Management Cherry
Can't Fight This Feeling REO Speedwagon Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Hotline Larcen Tyler
Can't Find My Way Home Blind Faith Homeless Shelter/Alcoholics Anonymous Mark
Can't Find My Way Home Blind Faith Travel Agency Jay W
Can't Get There From Here R.E.M. Travel Agency Hannah
Can't Get You Out Of My Head Kylie Minogue Quality Sound Productions quality Sound INternaitonal
Can't Get You Out Of My Head Kylie Minogue Hospital Neurology Department Ego
Can't Get You Out Of My Head Kylie Minogue Schizophrenia Helpline Matti
Can't Go On Good Charlotte Suicide Hotline Arielle
Can't Satify Her I-wayne Erection Problems (Helpline) Kanyan
Can't Sleep Love  Pentatonix  Sleep Disorders Clinic  A-Lean
Can't Slow Down Foreigner Toyota Recall Hotline Glenn
Can't Stop Red Hot Chili Peppers Faulty Car Brake Services Muppetman
Can't Stop Red Hot Chili Peppers Rehab tictacs941
Can't Stop Red Hot Chili Peppers Drug Abuse Clinic TheMatrixKid
Can't Stop Red Hot Chili Peppers Drug Addiction Hotline wadded beef
Can't Stop  Red Hot Chili Peppers Sex Addiction Hotline Marv
Can't Stop The Music Village People MTV Rosie
Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You Four Seasons Optometerist FussBudgetVanPelt
Can't Watch This Weird Al Yankovic Television Station GB
Can't You See Total Optometry Center redsimba
Canadian Idiot Weird Al Yankovic Royal Canadian Mounted Police Max Maxter
Cancer My Chemical Romance Hospital i rock so much
Candy Mandy Moore Weight Watchers gillian
Candy Mandy Moore American Diabetes Association Sandy
Candy Ash Weight Watchers Kevin Breslin
Candy Mandy Moore Weight Watchers Kristen
Candy Mandy Moore Dentist Opinion Girl
Candy Shop 50 Cent Hershey's beatlebabe
Candy Shop 50 Cent Glucometers (Blood Sugar Readers) seth aka sethamon@aol.com
Candy Shop 50 Cent Candy Shop Brooke
The Captain & Tennille The Way I Want To Touch You Sexual Harassment/Rape victims helpline Diddims
Car Underwater Armor For Sleep Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Car Wash Rose Royce Employment service Albert Svan
Caravan Rush Dodge Dealership carly_carlz
Carefree Highway Gordon Lightfoot Carefree, Arizona, Chamber of Commerce Peg
Carefree Highway Gordon Lightfoot Tampax Corporate Offices hec
Carnal Forge Carcass A Catholic Church Ben Ingram
Carry That Weight The Beatles Instant Weight Loss Hotline Aaron Saraco
Cars Gary Numan Amtrak rocky
Cars Gary Numan Greyhound Bus Company rocky
Cars Gary Numan Car Pound Lot RexTyler
Cars Gary Numan Truck Dealership rocky
Cars Gary Numan Airlines rocky
Cars Gary Numan Motorcycle Dealership rocky
Casey Jones Grateful Dead Amtrak Billy Florio
Cash Machine Hard-Fi ATMs, cash machines, etc.. Dongquan
Cast Your Fate To The Wind Vince Guaraldi National Hurricane Center Martha Irvin
Casual Match Suzanne Vega Fire Department la artista
Cat In The Kettle Bob Rivers Comedy Corp Animal Shelter Espi
Cat People David Bowie Fire department Princess Ana
Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent Cat Lovers' Hotline rocky
Cat Scratch Fever Ted Nugent Veterinarian TeddyBear
Cat's in the Cradle Harry Chapin National Fatherhood Initiative shannon train
Cat's In The Cradle Harry Chapin National Fatherhood Institute Shawn Eni
Catalyst New Found Glory International Union for Pure and Applied Chemistry Emily
Catastrophe Cypress Hill 9/11 emergency hotline ficticious
Catch A Wave Beach Boys Tsunami Relief Hotline deirde

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