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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> C, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with C, Page 1
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| C'mon 'N Ride It (The Train) | Quad City DJs | Amtrak | Andrew | |||
| C'mon Billy | P.J. Harvey | Some Guy Named William's Answering Machine | Lucy | |||
| The Cage | Sonata Arctica | PETA | Asuyuka | |||
| Cake And Sodomy | Marilyn Manson | Bakery | Dudley | |||
| California | Mylene Farmer | Travel Agency | Genevieve | |||
| California Dreamin' | Mamas and the Papas | Florida State Travel Bureau | Geo P. | |||
| California Girls | Beach Boys | Escort Service In New York | Jerseymilkferrets | |||
| California Girls | Beach Boys | The League Against Stereotypes | G30RG3 | |||
| California Love | 2-Pac | Sen. Hillary Clinton's Office | Tosha | |||
| Californication | Red Hot Chili Peppers | California Bureau of Tourism | moonset87 | |||
| Call me | Blondie | information desk at Mental Hospital | Daniel G. | |||
| Call Me | Blondie | DataTech Systems Ltd. | Charlotte | |||
| Call Me Calmly | Barenaked Ladies | Online Dating Services/Chat rooms | AVM | |||
| Call Me When You're Sober | Evanescence | Rehab | tictacs941 | |||
| Call Me When You're Sober | Evancesecence | Alcoholics Anonymous | Random Person | |||
| Call Me When You're Sober | Evanescence | Alcohol Abuse Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Call Me When You're Sober | Evanescence | Alcoholics Anonymous | Adeena | |||
| Call My When You're Sober | Evanescence | Alcoholics Anonymous | ~shawty~ | |||
| Call The Ambulance | Busta Rhymes | 911 | Aaron Saraco | |||
| Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft | Carpenters | Roswell Military Base | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Calling You | Blue October | Wireless Phone Company | Catlover*girl | |||
| Calm Before The Storm | Fall Out Boy | Hurricane Help Hotline | Kristi W. | |||
| Camera One | The Josh Joplin Group | 'The Surreal Life' promo | Ed | |||
| Camptown Races | Traditional | Gamblers Anonymous | Puddin' | |||
| Can I Get A Witness? | DC Talk | The Mob | Admiral Memo | |||
| Can I Get Your Attention? | Ruben Studdard | Attention Deficit Disorder helpline | Ed | |||
| Can I Touch You There? | Michael Bolton | Rape Victims Helpline | Diddims | |||
| Can U Deliver | Armored Saint | Pizza Hut | R.I.P. Danny (Tony and Chandra) | |||
| Can You Feel the Love Tonight? | Elton John | Impotency Helpline | Heathcliff the Cat | |||
| Can You Hear The Sound? | Kotipelto | Americans Association Of The Deaf | Chani | |||
| Can You See Me Now? | t.A.T.u. | 1-800-CONTACTS | Brooke | |||
| Can You See The Lights? | Butterfly Boucher | Any Morgue, Eye Doctor's Office | nedflandersisonfire | |||
| Can't Believe | Staind | Any Religious Group | MadDog | |||
| Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | Bank Of America | kcml | |||
| Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | Diamond jewelry store (or a florist) | Wormy | |||
| Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | Whorehouse | Ed | |||
| Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | Prostitution Hotline/Sex Chat Room | Death_Zero | |||
| Can't Cry Anymore | Sheryl Crow | Artificial Tear Sticks | laura | |||
| Can't Erase It | Jars of Clay | Eraser Company | Admiral Memo | |||
| Can't Escape | Enrique Iglesias | Stalking Hotline | Fabio | |||
| Can't Fight The Moonlight | Leann Rimes | Sleep Disorders Clinic | Rosie | |||
| Can't Fight This Feeling | REO Speedwagon | Anger Management | Cherry | |||
| Can't Fight This Feeling | REO Speedwagon | Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Hotline | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Can't Find My Way Home | Blind Faith | Homeless Shelter/Alcoholics Anonymous | Mark | |||
| Can't Find My Way Home | Blind Faith | Travel Agency | Jay W | |||
| Can't Get There From Here | R.E.M. | Travel Agency | Hannah | |||
| Can't Get You Out Of My Head | Kylie Minogue | Quality Sound Productions | quality Sound INternaitonal | |||
| Can't Get You Out Of My Head | Kylie Minogue | Hospital Neurology Department | Ego | |||
| Can't Get You Out Of My Head | Kylie Minogue | Schizophrenia Helpline | Matti | |||
| Can't Go On | Good Charlotte | Suicide Hotline | Arielle | |||
| Can't Satify Her | I-wayne | Erection Problems (Helpline) | Kanyan | |||
| Can't Slow Down | Foreigner | Toyota Recall Hotline | Glenn | |||
| Can't Stop | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Faulty Car Brake Services | Muppetman | |||
| Can't Stop | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Rehab | tictacs941 | |||
| Can't Stop | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Drug Abuse Clinic | TheMatrixKid | |||
| Can't Stop | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Drug Addiction Hotline | wadded beef | |||
| Can't Stop | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Sex Addiction Hotline | Marv | |||
| Can't Stop The Music | Village People | MTV | Rosie | |||
| Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You | Four Seasons | Optometerist | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Can't Watch This | Weird Al Yankovic | Television Station | GB | |||
| Canadian Idiot | Weird Al Yankovic | Royal Canadian Mounted Police | Max Maxter | |||
| Cancer | My Chemical Romance | Hospital | i rock so much | |||
| Candy | Mandy Moore | Weight Watchers | gillian | |||
| Candy | Ash | Weight Watchers | Kevin Breslin | |||
| Candy | Mandy Moore | Dentist | Opinion Girl | |||
| Candy | Mandy Moore | American Diabetes Association | Sandy | |||
| Candy | Mandy Moore | Weight Watchers | Kristen | |||
| Candy Shop | 50 Cent | Hershey's | beatlebabe | |||
| Candy Shop | 50 Cent | Glucometers (Blood Sugar Readers) | seth aka sethamon@aol.com | |||
| Candy Shop | 50 Cent | Candy Shop | Brooke | |||
| The Captain & Tennille | The Way I Want To Touch You | Sexual Harassment/Rape victims helpline | Diddims | |||
| Car Underwater | Armor For Sleep | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Car Wash | Rose Royce | Employment service | Albert Svan | |||
| Caravan | Rush | Dodge Dealership | carly_carlz | |||
| Carefree Highway | Gordon Lightfoot | Carefree, Arizona, Chamber of Commerce | Peg | |||
| Carefree Highway | Gordon Lightfoot | Tampax Corporate Offices | hec | |||
| Carnal Forge | Carcass | A Catholic Church | Ben Ingram | |||
| Carry That Weight | The Beatles | Instant Weight Loss Hotline | Aaron Saraco | |||
| Cars | Gary Numan | Greyhound Bus Company | rocky | |||
| Cars | Gary Numan | Airlines | rocky | |||
| Cars | Gary Numan | Car Pound Lot | RexTyler | |||
| Cars | Gary Numan | Truck Dealership | rocky | |||
| Cars | Gary Numan | Amtrak | rocky | |||
| Cars | Gary Numan | Motorcycle Dealership | rocky | |||
| Casey Jones | Grateful Dead | Amtrak | Billy Florio | |||
| Cash Machine | Hard-Fi | ATMs, cash machines, etc.. | Dongquan | |||
| Cast Your Fate To The Wind | Vince Guaraldi | National Hurricane Center | Martha Irvin | |||
| Casual Match | Suzanne Vega | Fire Department | la artista | |||
| Cat In The Kettle | Bob Rivers Comedy Corp | Animal Shelter | Espi | |||
| Cat People | David Bowie | Fire department | Princess Ana | |||
| Cat Scratch Fever | Ted Nugent | Cat Lovers' Hotline | rocky | |||
| Cat Scratch Fever | Ted Nugent | Veterinarian | TeddyBear | |||
| Cat's in the Cradle | Harry Chapin | National Fatherhood Initiative | shannon train | |||
| Cat's In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | National Fatherhood Institute | Shawn Eni | |||
| Catalyst | New Found Glory | International Union for Pure and Applied Chemistry | Emily | |||
| Catastrophe | Cypress Hill | 9/11 emergency hotline | ficticious | |||
| Catch A Wave | Beach Boys | Tsunami Relief Hotline | deirde | |||
| Catch My Disease | Ben Lee | STD Clinic | Lici | |||
| Catch My Disease | Ben Lee | STD Confirmation Line | Mez | |||
| Catch My Disease | Ben Lee | Contagious Disease Hospital Ward (or Quarantine) | Rynn |
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